Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM Author: Free-loading school cafeteria
My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.
I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."
As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"
She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."
What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251303) |
Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM Author: Free-loading school cafeteria
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"
It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251625) |
Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM Author: Free-loading school cafeteria
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.
I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).
Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.
So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294685) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM Author: Free-loading school cafeteria
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2
Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28295105) |
Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM Author: soul-stirring apoplectic stage
let it go bro
dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294752) |
Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM Author: soggy crawly abode
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.
Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28634943) |
Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM Author: Free-loading school cafeteria
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.
"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."
Fucking bullshit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707072) |
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