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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: hyperactive sickened skinny woman

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: confused coldplay fan

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Trip Cruise Ship Mood

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Trip Cruise Ship Mood

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Bearded swashbuckling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bearded swashbuckling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Heady green stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Dashing godawful theater roommate

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Dashing godawful theater roommate

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Dashing godawful theater roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Dashing godawful theater roommate

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Citrine stirring halford institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: nofapping curious office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: yellow milk

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: yellow milk

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: yellow milk

🌌📚⏳️

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

🤔🧐😋

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Vibrant painfully honest brunch water buffalo

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Haunting Slimy Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49911902)