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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
know-it-all base
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
angry drunken gaming laptop roommate
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
know-it-all base
  04/14/22
...
hairless generalized bond
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
slate federal party of the first part
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
know-it-all base
  04/14/22
...
slate federal party of the first part
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Comical den police squad
  04/14/22
...
insane haunting parlour place of business
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
vivacious spruce sweet tailpipe elastic band
  04/27/24
lol
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  07/23/26
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know-it-all base
  04/28/22
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know-it-all base
  07/04/23
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insane haunting parlour place of business
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
cyan alcoholic menage
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
irradiated turdskin rehab
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
know-it-all base
  04/27/24
?
irradiated turdskin rehab
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
know-it-all base
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
irradiated turdskin rehab
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
know-it-all base
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
irradiated turdskin rehab
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
cowardly anal milk pistol
  04/27/24
Georgia?
irradiated turdskin rehab
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
cowardly anal milk pistol
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
swollen half-breed goyim
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Crystalline Home
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
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  04/24/26
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sooty erotic heaven immigrant
  04/27/24
180
violent exciting temple
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
vivacious spruce sweet tailpipe elastic band
  04/27/24
Honk honk
violent exciting temple
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
cowardly anal milk pistol
  04/27/24
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Confused ticket booth
  04/27/24
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sooty erotic heaven immigrant
  10/08/24
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razzmatazz overrated masturbator
  10/08/24
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Razzle Box Office
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
arousing lodge
  06/06/24
...
tantric locus digit ratio
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
bisexual cruise ship
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
big chocolate bawdyhouse
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
bisexual cruise ship
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
big chocolate bawdyhouse
  06/06/24
...
Racy weed whacker
  04/24/26
...
razzmatazz overrated masturbator
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
know-it-all base
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
know-it-all base
  09/14/25
...
Multi-colored mother pocket flask
  03/31/26
flame?
Pearl painfully honest shitlib twinkling uncleanness
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
know-it-all base
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
razzle-dazzle wrinkle
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Black kitty
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
razzle-dazzle wrinkle
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
cheese-eating gold business firm friendly grandma
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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Racy weed whacker
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: know-it-all base

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: angry drunken gaming laptop roommate

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: know-it-all base

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: hairless generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: slate federal party of the first part

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: know-it-all base

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: slate federal party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Comical den police squad

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: insane haunting parlour place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: vivacious spruce sweet tailpipe elastic band

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: insane haunting parlour place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: cyan alcoholic menage

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: irradiated turdskin rehab

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: know-it-all base

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: irradiated turdskin rehab

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: know-it-all base

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: irradiated turdskin rehab

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: know-it-all base

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: irradiated turdskin rehab

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: cowardly anal milk pistol

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: irradiated turdskin rehab

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: cowardly anal milk pistol

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: swollen half-breed goyim

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Crystalline Home

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: ebony whorehouse

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: sooty erotic heaven immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: violent exciting temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: vivacious spruce sweet tailpipe elastic band

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: violent exciting temple

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: cowardly anal milk pistol

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Confused ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: sooty erotic heaven immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: razzmatazz overrated masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Razzle Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: arousing lodge

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: tantric locus digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: bisexual cruise ship

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: big chocolate bawdyhouse

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: bisexual cruise ship

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: big chocolate bawdyhouse

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Racy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz overrated masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: know-it-all base

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: know-it-all base

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored mother pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Pearl painfully honest shitlib twinkling uncleanness

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: know-it-all base

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wrinkle

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Black kitty

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wrinkle

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: cheese-eating gold business firm friendly grandma

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Racy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50021007)