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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
very tactful headpube
  07/17/22
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spectacular address hunting ground
  07/17/22
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Well-lubricated love of her life
  07/17/22
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Startled Sickened Mad Cow Disease Point
  07/18/22
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very tactful headpube
  09/29/22
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very tactful headpube
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Chocolate rigpig public bath
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Chocolate rigpig public bath
  01/07/23
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Startled Sickened Mad Cow Disease Point
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
tan pervert
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
tan pervert
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
ruddy national philosopher-king
  03/18/23
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very tactful headpube
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
tan pervert
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Onyx menage volcanic crater
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
amethyst internet-worthy principal's office generalized bond
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Abusive cerebral trailer park
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Abusive cerebral trailer park
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Abusive cerebral trailer park
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
razzle-dazzle queen of the night den
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Abusive cerebral trailer park
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Abusive cerebral trailer park
  08/23/24
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Abusive cerebral trailer park
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Abusive cerebral trailer park
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Abusive cerebral trailer park
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Abusive cerebral trailer park
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
disturbing smoky famous landscape painting goyim
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Pea-brained abode
  09/28/24
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very tactful headpube
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Abusive cerebral trailer park
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Abusive cerebral trailer park
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: very tactful headpube

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: spectacular address hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Startled Sickened Mad Cow Disease Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: very tactful headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: very tactful headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Chocolate rigpig public bath

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Chocolate rigpig public bath

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Startled Sickened Mad Cow Disease Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: tan pervert

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: tan pervert

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: ruddy national philosopher-king

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: very tactful headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: tan pervert

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Onyx menage volcanic crater

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: amethyst internet-worthy principal's office generalized bond

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Abusive cerebral trailer park

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Abusive cerebral trailer park

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Abusive cerebral trailer park

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle queen of the night den

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Abusive cerebral trailer park

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Abusive cerebral trailer park

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Abusive cerebral trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Abusive cerebral trailer park

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Abusive cerebral trailer park

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Abusive cerebral trailer park

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: disturbing smoky famous landscape painting goyim

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Pea-brained abode

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: very tactful headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Abusive cerebral trailer park

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Abusive cerebral trailer park

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#49932244)