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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
azure parlour
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Hot Transparent National
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
overrated quadroon
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
olive orchestra pit indirect expression
  08/30/25
...
out-of-control affirmative action
  09/05/25
, he lisped
appetizing gaping hunting ground
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Histrionic outnumbered lay internal respiration
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
azure parlour
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Histrionic outnumbered lay internal respiration
  08/31/25
...
Slimy dashing shrine
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  08/31/25
delusional take
Slimy dashing shrine
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Bossy wonderful church partner
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
startling maize sanctuary persian
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
buff curious range genital piercing
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
startling maize sanctuary persian
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
azure parlour
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
startling maize sanctuary persian
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
azure parlour
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
buff curious range genital piercing
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
buff curious range genital piercing
  09/05/25
...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Bipolar Mildly Autistic Factory Reset Button Puppy
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
buff curious range genital piercing
  09/05/25
...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
buff curious range genital piercing
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
azure parlour
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Misunderstood puce theater
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Misunderstood puce theater
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  09/05/25
Kenny
buff curious range genital piercing
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
azure parlour
  09/06/25
...
Stimulating mother
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  09/06/25
...
Stimulating mother
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
azure parlour
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Vibrant Nibblets
  09/07/25
Explain
azure parlour
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Passionate Citrine Chapel
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
azure parlour
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
azure parlour
  09/07/25
...
Bossy wonderful church partner
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
buff curious range genital piercing
  01/18/26
...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Galvanic brindle space karate
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
startling maize sanctuary persian
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
azure parlour
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
azure parlour
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
adventurous indian lodge trust fund
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
startling maize sanctuary persian
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
buff curious range genital piercing
  05/28/26
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startling maize sanctuary persian
  05/28/26
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: azure parlour

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Hot Transparent National

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: overrated quadroon

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: olive orchestra pit indirect expression

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: out-of-control affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: appetizing gaping hunting ground

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Histrionic outnumbered lay internal respiration

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: azure parlour

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Histrionic outnumbered lay internal respiration

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Slimy dashing shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Slimy dashing shrine

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Bossy wonderful church partner

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: buff curious range genital piercing

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: azure parlour

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: azure parlour

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: buff curious range genital piercing

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: buff curious range genital piercing

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Bipolar Mildly Autistic Factory Reset Button Puppy

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: buff curious range genital piercing

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: buff curious range genital piercing

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: azure parlour

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood puce theater

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood puce theater

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: buff curious range genital piercing

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: azure parlour

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Stimulating mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Stimulating mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: azure parlour

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Vibrant Nibblets

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: azure parlour

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Passionate Citrine Chapel

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: azure parlour

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: azure parlour

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Bossy wonderful church partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: buff curious range genital piercing

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Galvanic brindle space karate

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: azure parlour

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: azure parlour

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: adventurous indian lodge trust fund

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: buff curious range genital piercing

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: startling maize sanctuary persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49919996)