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Hypo: $1M to not use soap, shampoo, deoderant, etc. for the next 3 years

Starting now, if you don't use soap, shampoo, deoderant, or ...
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
Sure
Rambunctious citrine theater multi-billionaire
  03/13/26
180 Does it affect your life, like being able to go "...
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
Think it would be fine. Just cut my hair short to avoid the...
Rambunctious citrine theater multi-billionaire
  03/13/26
Sweat wouldn't be that big a deal. Showering with water alon...
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
lol, no. hair would get too greasy. skin too dry. have to...
aphrodisiac sexy becky mad cow disease
  03/13/26
Why can't you have someone else wash the dishes and tools? O...
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
Skin gets dry because you're dehydrated. My skin always gets...
Cracking Brass Windowlicker Main People
  03/13/26
Interesting. I drink tons of water and have never really had...
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
i have a need to clean up messes i and others in my family m...
aphrodisiac sexy becky mad cow disease
  03/13/26
Why can't you clean up with a cloth and some water? Where is...
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
because you can't be sanitary that way. wife can do a lot o...
aphrodisiac sexy becky mad cow disease
  03/13/26
If you're in tech this is nbd
Cracking Brass Windowlicker Main People
  03/13/26
Can I wear nitrile gloves?
Cracking Brass Windowlicker Main People
  03/13/26
Sure, nbd. What do you have in mind?
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
Washing my hair with nitrile gloves so I dont touch the soap
Cracking Brass Windowlicker Main People
  03/13/26
No. You can't use nitrile gloves that way. Get out of here w...
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
No
Unhinged 180 sweet tailpipe
  03/13/26
Why not? You can still wash with water.
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
My balls create a distinct smell that I don't really want fo...
Unhinged 180 sweet tailpipe
  03/13/26
why not think about others for once
Cracking Brass Windowlicker Main People
  03/13/26
you literally have sex with indian men who do this for free
swashbuckling hideous stag film volcanic crater
  03/13/26
Does Tommy T get back pay?
Bipolar jap haunted graveyard
  03/13/26
zing!
embarrassed to the bone locus
  03/13/26
...
Avocado forum old irish cottage
  03/14/26
sure if i can use hand sanitizer and sanitizing wipes. i...
vengeful odious depressive school
  03/13/26
No, why would you be able to use sanitzer and sanitizing wip...
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
because they arent soap? in that case im out at 1 million...
vengeful odious depressive school
  03/13/26
Are products like lotion, shaving cream, aftershave, cologne...
carnelian provocative travel guidebook
  03/13/26
Cologne is fine. The others are too close to personal care o...
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
Fuck it. I'm in.
carnelian provocative travel guidebook
  03/13/26
can you wipe yourself with hand sanitizer in places not inte...
mildly autistic corn cake macaca
  03/13/26
op told me no sanitizer even on hands but why would you need...
vengeful odious depressive school
  03/13/26
you could use the hand sanitizer on your arms, legs, chest, ...
mildly autistic corn cake macaca
  03/13/26
what's this "grime" that doesnt go away with water...
vengeful odious depressive school
  03/13/26
Not allowed. Are you in?
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
I want to know what use a man who can stand to go three year...
Slippery theatre
  03/13/26
You can bathe with water and a cloth all you want. Just no s...
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
Lol deal
Tantric market sneaky criminal
  03/13/26
Just get in pool or ocean when you can Easy yes hypo I ba...
ocher effete partner gunner
  03/13/26
do you wash your hands?
vengeful odious depressive school
  03/13/26
Yeah every morning with some Jew prayer but just water JF...
ocher effete partner gunner
  03/13/26
yeah its stupid to be a germophobe like that but lol at that...
vengeful odious depressive school
  03/13/26
Bidet + psyllium husk = problem solved and $1 mill richer
ocher effete partner gunner
  03/13/26
you leave your ass wet? i guess you could blow dry your assh...
vengeful odious depressive school
  03/13/26
Hypo says TP tp is fine
ocher effete partner gunner
  03/13/26
Not enough money. $2m and I probably say yes.
Internet-worthy bawdyhouse
  03/13/26
I think I could do it. Water is really like 90 % of the clea...
Puce goyim school cafeteria
  03/13/26
Absolutely cr. Plus a cloth gets you most of the rest of the...
Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks
  03/13/26
so be an average indian except for the money part?
marvelous white coldplay fan
  03/14/26
...
Hairraiser nursing home
  03/14/26
I would just swim in a pool a lot.
free-loading pisswyrm
  03/14/26
what if Ganges only swimming hole available?
marvelous white coldplay fan
  03/14/26


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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

Starting now, if you don't use soap, shampoo, deoderant, or similar personal care/hygiene products for the next 3 years, you will get $1M tax free.

Toothpaste and mouthwash are fine to use for their intended purposes.

Washing with water or a cloth is fine.

You can load and run the dishwasher and washing machine as those won't contribute to you getting clean. But, you can't wash dishes or your car by hand, as you'd be touching the soap/soapy water.

Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739718)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Rambunctious citrine theater multi-billionaire

Sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739748)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

180

Does it affect your life, like being able to go "out" or thing do or anything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739789)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious citrine theater multi-billionaire

Think it would be fine. Just cut my hair short to avoid the greasy look. And avoid activities that make me sweat a lot I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739895)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

Sweat wouldn't be that big a deal. Showering with water alone would get you pretty clean. Getting dirt and grime off would be tougher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740685)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sexy becky mad cow disease

lol, no. hair would get too greasy. skin too dry. have to wash some of my nice dishes, utensils, and tools by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739758)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

Why can't you have someone else wash the dishes and tools? Or not use them for a couple years?

Skin get dry sounds like flame. People didn't wash with soap for millions of years. Now you're telling me you need fancy moisturizing soaps and lotions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739795)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Cracking Brass Windowlicker Main People

Skin gets dry because you're dehydrated. My skin always gets dry in winter when the humidity drops, so I have to drink more water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739801)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

Interesting. I drink tons of water and have never really had a problem with dry skin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739835)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sexy becky mad cow disease

i have a need to clean up messes i and others in my family make. we have a lot of nice kitchen gear and cook a lot so all that stuff needs to be cleaned. even if i had live-in help, they're not cleaning everything every time.

people have been using oils and fats and other substances for their skin and hair for a very long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739817)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

Why can't you clean up with a cloth and some water? Where is your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739841)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sexy becky mad cow disease

because you can't be sanitary that way. wife can do a lot of the dishes but not 100%. especially not for 3 years

i think it's common for guys on the internet to pretend that soap, shampoo, lotions, etc are some new-fangled innovation forced by women on men in the 20th century. and prior to then, men only washed with water after a day of tough manual labor and lived to a ripe old age.

reality is that people have known about the benefits of washing with soap of thousands of years even if they didn't always have it available. and in times when soap and overall hygiene was worse, we died at young age from hygiene related diseases all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740734)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Cracking Brass Windowlicker Main People

If you're in tech this is nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739793)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Cracking Brass Windowlicker Main People

Can I wear nitrile gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739797)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

Sure, nbd. What do you have in mind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739839)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Cracking Brass Windowlicker Main People

Washing my hair with nitrile gloves so I dont touch the soap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739912)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

No. You can't use nitrile gloves that way. Get out of here with that nonsense. I thought you meant like could you paint a room or stain our deck with nitrile gloves on, which would be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740307)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Unhinged 180 sweet tailpipe

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739910)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

Why not? You can still wash with water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740308)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Unhinged 180 sweet tailpipe

My balls create a distinct smell that I don't really want following me around all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740573)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Cracking Brass Windowlicker Main People

why not think about others for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740655)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling hideous stag film volcanic crater

you literally have sex with indian men who do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740312)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Bipolar jap haunted graveyard

Does Tommy T get back pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49739925)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locus

zing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740318)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Avocado forum old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49742338)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: vengeful odious depressive school

sure if i can use hand sanitizer and sanitizing wipes.

i already dont use shampoo and barely use soap except for on my hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740313)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

No, why would you be able to use sanitzer and sanitizing wipes?

Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740410)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: vengeful odious depressive school

because they arent soap?

in that case im out at 1 million for 3 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740485)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: carnelian provocative travel guidebook

Are products like lotion, shaving cream, aftershave, cologne allowed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740481)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

Cologne is fine. The others are too close to personal care or hygiene type products. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740689)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: carnelian provocative travel guidebook

Fuck it. I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740838)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic corn cake macaca

can you wipe yourself with hand sanitizer in places not intended to be used?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740487)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: vengeful odious depressive school

op told me no sanitizer even on hands but why would you need it "in places not intended to be used"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740492)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: mildly autistic corn cake macaca

you could use the hand sanitizer on your arms, legs, chest, neck, etc. if you wanted to feel more thoroughly clean during the day. also, if you were worried about infections because you weren't using soap/bodywash to get the grime off your body. It might also neutralize some of the odor on your skin from sweat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740499)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: vengeful odious depressive school

what's this "grime" that doesnt go away with water and maybe a little scrubbing?

i havent used soap other than on my hands in years, excepting times when i got some grease or something on another body part

shampoo too. dont use it. just conditioner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740517)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

Not allowed. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740692)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Slippery theatre

I want to know what use a man who can stand to go three years without bathing has for a million dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740491)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

You can bathe with water and a cloth all you want. Just no soap and other stuff like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740693)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Tantric market sneaky criminal

Lol deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740498)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: ocher effete partner gunner

Just get in pool or ocean when you can

Easy yes hypo I basically already do this for the $300k a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740537)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: vengeful odious depressive school

do you wash your hands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740579)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: ocher effete partner gunner

Yeah every morning with some Jew prayer but just water

JFL at goyim itt getting BIGSOAP fucked and stripping away the natural flora and protective layers on their skin everytime they touch a handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740588)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: vengeful odious depressive school

yeah its stupid to be a germophobe like that but lol at that being a goy trait.

also i like washing with soap after wiping my ass at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740618)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: ocher effete partner gunner

Bidet + psyllium husk = problem solved and $1 mill richer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740629)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: vengeful odious depressive school

you leave your ass wet? i guess you could blow dry your asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740642)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: ocher effete partner gunner

Hypo says TP tp is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740647)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Internet-worthy bawdyhouse

Not enough money. $2m and I probably say yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740587)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Puce goyim school cafeteria

I think I could do it. Water is really like 90 % of the cleaning in all instances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740690)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Splenetic Smoky Library Wagecucks

Absolutely cr. Plus a cloth gets you most of the rest of the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49740697)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: marvelous white coldplay fan

so be an average indian except for the money part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49742262)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49742265)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: free-loading pisswyrm

I would just swim in a pool a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49742536)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: marvelous white coldplay fan

what if Ganges only swimming hole available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2),#49743173)