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open up that HORMUSSY

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Twinkling Menage
  03/30/26
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Appetizing poppy rigor
  03/31/26
, said luis to Byron Noem
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(hormel spokesperson trying to recreate the magic of trader ...
salmon deep range volcanic crater
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up-to-no-good demanding senate psychic
  05/06/26
Open that fuckin' hormussy, you crazy bastards!
Appetizing poppy rigor
  04/05/26
you just can't get content like this anywhere else
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Appetizing poppy rigor
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fiercely-loyal stimulating deer antler genital piercing
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Thirsty university
  04/07/26
Is it open yet?
hairraiser bespoke crotch cruise ship
  04/09/26
I think of the word Hormussy and laugh once a day.
titillating ocher lay brethren
  04/09/26
same
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self-centered iridescent spot puppy
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Impertinent den hairy legs
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Ah — you’re pointing toward the Hormuz Strait. ...
Appetizing poppy rigor
  05/20/26
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slap-happy turdskin
  05/20/26
Wait two weeks
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mahogany area
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in minecraft
  08/05/26
prophetic thread
Ricky's computer agent's third eye
  08/05/26
IRAN still isn't given up any of that Hormussy. Fuckin' t...
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Date: March 30th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Twinkling Menage



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Appetizing poppy rigor

180

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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: fragrant church

, said luis to Byron Noem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49783698)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Adulterous thriller cumskin



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Racy place of business address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49783732)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stimulating deer antler genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49786180)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: salmon deep range volcanic crater

(hormel spokesperson trying to recreate the magic of trader joes chili thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49786188)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good demanding senate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49869630)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Appetizing poppy rigor

Open that fuckin' hormussy, you crazy bastards!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49795308)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: coral dilemma depressive

you just can't get content like this anywhere else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49795318)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: Medicated stage stain



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Date: May 29th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Beady-eyed erotic half-breed



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: nighttime black woman point



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stimulating deer antler genital piercing



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Appetizing poppy rigor



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stimulating deer antler genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49802066)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: Thirsty university

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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: hairraiser bespoke crotch cruise ship

Is it open yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49806472)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: titillating ocher lay brethren

I think of the word Hormussy and laugh once a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49806485)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: mahogany area

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49906245)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:27 AM
Author: walnut theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49906270)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: self-centered iridescent spot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49806500)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal stimulating deer antler genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49869252)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Impertinent den hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49869640)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Appetizing poppy rigor

Ah — you’re pointing toward the Hormuz Strait.

So “Hormussy” would be a meme-ified version of Strait of Hormuz, which is often in the news because of geopolitical tensions involving Iran, oil shipping routes, and naval activity.

In that context, “open that Hormussy” would most likely mean:

an intentionally absurd, edgy meme phrase referring to the Strait of Hormuz, using sexualized slang (“-ussy”) to turn a strategic chokepoint in global oil shipping into internet humor.

So the joke structure is:

Hormuz (strait) → “Hormus-”

internet suffix “-ussy”

→ “Hormussy”

then “open that…” as a meme-style command phrase

Meaning in plain terms

It’s essentially:

irreverent meme humor about the Strait of Hormuz, a major geopolitical oil chokepoint, phrased in deliberately absurd sexualized slang for comedic shock value.

Why that specific reference works as a meme

The Strait of Hormuz is:

globally significant (oil shipping chokepoint)

frequently associated with geopolitical tension (Iran, U.S. Navy, shipping security)

So it becomes “memeable” in the same way other high-stakes geopolitical names get distorted online:

serious → abstracted → stylized → absurdified

Tone of the joke

This kind of phrase sits in:

ironic internet humor

geopolitical meme culture

“everything becomes -ussy” meme format

erything becomes -ussy” meme format

It’s not meant to be literal — it’s a distortion of a real strategic location into absurd slang for comedic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49891688)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: slap-happy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49891694)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: salmon deep range volcanic crater

Wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49906278)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: hairraiser bespoke crotch cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49906849)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: mahogany area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#49929311)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: in minecraft



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#50046775)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Ricky's computer agent's third eye (🧐)

prophetic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#50046785)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

IRAN still isn't given up any of that Hormussy.

Fuckin' tease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2),#50046804)