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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Alcoholic locale degenerate
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
180 church building blood rage
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Alcoholic locale degenerate
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
180 church building blood rage
  05/01/26
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Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
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canary theater stage
  04/29/26
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Alcoholic locale degenerate
  04/29/26
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Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Lake godawful marketing idea theater
  04/29/26
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geriatric market therapy
  04/29/26
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Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
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comical sanctuary nowag
  04/30/26
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hyperventilating flesh lettuce brunch
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
hyperventilating flesh lettuce brunch
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
geriatric market therapy
  05/02/26
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Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Alcoholic locale degenerate
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Lake godawful marketing idea theater
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Alcoholic locale degenerate
  04/29/26
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Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  04/29/26
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duck-like hall
  04/29/26
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Diverse brilliant box office
  04/29/26
180!
geriatric market therapy
  04/29/26
hell yeah
canary theater stage
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Alcoholic locale degenerate
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
appetizing citrine orchestra pit electric furnace
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Alcoholic locale degenerate
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
galvanic goal in life telephone
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Alcoholic locale degenerate
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
galvanic goal in life telephone
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Alcoholic locale degenerate
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
dead abode
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Alcoholic locale degenerate
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
galvanic goal in life telephone
  05/01/26
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Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
dead abode
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
galvanic goal in life telephone
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
180
duck-like hall
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
canary theater stage
  05/01/26
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Exhilarant parlor psychic
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Dashing sooty roast beef crackhouse
  04/30/26
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Dashing sooty roast beef crackhouse
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
disrespectful theatre
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Alcoholic locale degenerate
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
galvanic goal in life telephone
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Alcoholic locale degenerate
  05/01/26
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Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
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galvanic goal in life telephone
  05/01/26
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Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Painfully honest point ceo
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
congrats!
hyperventilating flesh lettuce brunch
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
duck-like hall
  05/01/26
180
Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Alcoholic locale degenerate
  05/01/26
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Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Painfully honest point ceo
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
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geriatric market therapy
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale degenerate



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: 180 church building blood rage

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale degenerate

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: 180 church building blood rage

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: canary theater stage



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale degenerate



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Lake godawful marketing idea theater

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: geriatric market therapy



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: comical sanctuary nowag



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: hyperventilating flesh lettuce brunch



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating flesh lettuce brunch

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: geriatric market therapy

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale degenerate

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Lake godawful marketing idea theater

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale degenerate

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: duck-like hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Diverse brilliant box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: geriatric market therapy

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: canary theater stage

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale degenerate

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: appetizing citrine orchestra pit electric furnace

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale degenerate

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: galvanic goal in life telephone

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale degenerate

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: galvanic goal in life telephone

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale degenerate

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: dead abode

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale degenerate

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: galvanic goal in life telephone

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: dead abode

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: galvanic goal in life telephone

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: duck-like hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: canary theater stage

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant parlor psychic



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Dashing sooty roast beef crackhouse

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Dashing sooty roast beef crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: disrespectful theatre

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale degenerate

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: galvanic goal in life telephone

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale degenerate

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: galvanic goal in life telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Painfully honest point ceo

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating flesh lettuce brunch

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: duck-like hall

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale degenerate

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Painfully honest point ceo

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Indecent Splenetic Tank Toilet Seat

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: geriatric market therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860163)