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FYI spaceporn is probably who is responsible for the board slowdown
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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Charismatic old irish cottage electric furnace the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant cycle. same slowdown was happening last year when he was active on the board, before he went dormant
he probably looked up some way to soft DDOS this site and had something vibe coded to do it with
not sure if maximally humiliating him or ignoring him is the better way to get rid of him this time. just putting this out there as an FYI |
Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: Tripping mexican Sounds like a federal crime imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883458) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: henna chest-beating address stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883619) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: Low-t trip school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883641) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:53 PM Author: navy jew stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883976) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: transparent affirmative action kitchen SPACEPORN CAN FLY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883459) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: alcoholic cuck crackhouse And become invisible at will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883937) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:29 AM Author: transparent affirmative action kitchen INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDOW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49885138) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:55 AM Author: blue odious fat ankles SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883468) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: fiercely-loyal rehab really tough guy just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally figured out how to “save” a website for evidentiary purposes. i would guess that even script kiddy ddos attacks are beyond his ken. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883477) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: histrionic nowag wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just stopped diddling that poor young azn boy he purchased at that "adoption agency" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883479) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Low-t trip school cafeteria Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/human trafficking front in Busan, “adoption agency,” but w/e (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883644) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: histrionic nowag it's the Korean version of a "learing center" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883673) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: henna chest-beating address stock car He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than boomers when it comes to tech. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883645) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: fiercely-loyal rehab really tough guy how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of him hit on a soft 17?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883739) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: obsidian trailer park clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883777) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: henna chest-beating address stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883908) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Ivory Metal New Version Idea He Suggested I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused the Great Cutoffs, except this time around rach doesn't care enough to patch things up. The last one was in 2012 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883742) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: henna chest-beating address stock car great time for lawtism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883917) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: Soul-stirring maroon windowlicker Big if true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883902) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: Concupiscible toaster i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the boart locks on that query for some reason, and for about the same length of time these "slowdowns" each seem to happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883914) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: Soul-stirring maroon windowlicker That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread wouldn't cause any issues I don't think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883918) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: henna chest-beating address stock car eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structured & whether the tables are indexed. My guess is that it's poor queries + zero indexing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883920) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:17 PM Author: Ivory Metal New Version Idea He Suggested traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup better indexes tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883924) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: Soul-stirring maroon windowlicker I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if someone were running a script to scrape all the threads individually I think the hamster could handle that. Just checked and I don't have any time delays in the scripts that I've used. I've never scraped the WHOLE site though, only a couple weeks or months at a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883925) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: henna chest-beating address stock car I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million poasts archived, but I did it over the course of like 10 years. My scripts run daily and are rate limited so that there are no more than 10 requests/minute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883950) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Soul-stirring maroon windowlicker Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess the parsing I was doing could've spaced out the requests a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883954) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: Shimmering coiffed plaza can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the fuck is the point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49884010) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Charismatic old irish cottage electric furnace cq
i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and threatening of spaceporn in the op, given this revelation that there are apparently *multiple* deranged individuals who are scraping and archiving this board
who knows how many other people are doing the same thing but who just aren't admitting to it. maybe spaceporn is included, maybe not. but obviously these people need to stop. fuck you guys, jfc |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:24 PM Author: Soul-stirring maroon windowlicker Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save anything. See below. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49884024) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: Soul-stirring maroon windowlicker Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data on anyone except when I made a heatmap of a week of arkan's poasts because I was genuinely curious if he ever slept. The other times were to search recent poasts for mentions of certain things related only to me, not other poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49884018) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Emerald Arousing Lay The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU
You know, the spirit of the day for modern humanity |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:08 PM Author: henna chest-beating address stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49884395) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:03 AM Author: Shimmering coiffed plaza many dick in asshole gay men are saying this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49885077) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 8:44 AM Author: Concupiscible toaster i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the login bug happens - which also suggests search bombing, or some other exploit that requires a poaster to be logged in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49884909) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: medicated twinkling uncleanness hunting ground Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh
And all your financial problems are caused by magical Jews.
Does that help, Navdeep? |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:32 PM Author: histrionic nowag is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49883945) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: Charismatic old irish cottage electric furnace hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" and stop fucking with the board please?
how are we going to be able to give you the attention you crave if we can't even load the xo webpage? |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:10 PM Author: alcoholic cuck crackhouse Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In fact, we operate in tandem from a colony on Jupiter’s South Pole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49884272) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Bossy useless brakes depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49884312) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:27 AM Author: Buff public bath trust fund hes such a badass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2),#49885132) |