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cuban sandwiches suck

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Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker
  04/17/26
this is false imo one of my top 10 (and I include patty m...
judgmental police squad
  04/17/26
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Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker
  04/17/26
i dont want to argue about matters of the palate. i don't ag...
judgmental police squad
  04/17/26
a patty melt is 100% a sandwich
dashing scarlet national security agency volcanic crater
  04/17/26
no you suck.
Swollen impressive set
  04/17/26
no lil breh is right imo. it's a fundamentally weird recipe.
pearly mewling death wish love of her life
  04/17/26
Motherfucker, how can pork, mustard, and pickles be a fundam...
Pontificating main people
  04/17/26
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Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker
  04/17/26
I might like my homemade cuban sandwiches more than muffalet...
Pontificating main people
  04/17/26
this post makes me so hungry
dashing scarlet national security agency volcanic crater
  04/17/26
No, they're nearly POTUS when made well From where did yo...
Pontificating main people
  04/17/26
Damn, seems we all RAN HERE at the same time
Pontificating main people
  04/17/26
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Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker
  04/17/26
wtf
judgmental police squad
  04/17/26
If in Miami, then it's probably just not to your taste If...
Pontificating main people
  04/17/26
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Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker
  04/17/26
you got a po boy
judgmental police squad
  04/17/26
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Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker
  04/17/26
the idea of a gas station cuban sandwich is even worse than ...
dashing scarlet national security agency volcanic crater
  04/17/26
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Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker
  04/17/26
this post really upsets me, please stop
dashing scarlet national security agency volcanic crater
  04/17/26
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Pontificating main people
  04/17/26
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Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker
  04/17/26
Thread starting to make sense...
Pontificating main people
  04/17/26
I'm literally rending my garments and gnashing my teeth and ...
dashing scarlet national security agency volcanic crater
  04/17/26
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Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker
  04/17/26
no connection to your ability to enjoy good food instead of ...
dashing scarlet national security agency volcanic crater
  04/17/26
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light forum
  04/17/26
theyre pretty good with actual roast pork
onyx fragrant plaza
  04/17/26
cubans are tied with BLTs for being the most ideal sandwich....
light forum
  04/17/26
Cr
ocher insecure degenerate
  04/17/26
They're S tier along with a well made Monte Cristo with rasp...
Hideous excitant station
  04/17/26
This is such an objectively bad take. Cuban's are well wi...
vibrant ultramarine queen of the night
  04/17/26
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Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker
  04/17/26
i've only had them outside of miami and they've always been ...
Amber nursing home
  04/17/26
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Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker
  04/17/26
i'm baffled by all the posters that apparently love bland bo...
Amber nursing home
  04/17/26
Yes, that most be what all of us Cuban defenders ate talking...
Pontificating main people
  04/17/26
Okay, I lol’d
Trip field boiling water
  04/17/26
sometimes you read a take so bad it makes you stop and think...
swashbuckling domesticated business firm circlehead
  04/17/26
Never had one but now can’t wait to try one in your ho...
Trip field boiling water
  04/17/26
it would be an honor! miami is the best. can probably also ...
Kenneth Play
  04/18/26
;-)
goys_of_summer
  04/18/26
cuban food is absolute horseshit in general. cuba's food is ...
curious cream location mad-dog skullcap
  04/17/26
Tortas are worse
Massive Indian Lodge Mood
  04/17/26
cubans taste great so does the sandwich
supple autistic turdskin
  04/17/26
stay in your lane
Buses
  04/23/26


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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823481)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: judgmental police squad

this is false imo

one of my top 10 (and I include patty melts as sandwiches)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823486)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823489)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: judgmental police squad

i dont want to argue about matters of the palate. i don't agree with your position whatsoever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823503)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: dashing scarlet national security agency volcanic crater

a patty melt is 100% a sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823527)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Swollen impressive set

no you suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823487)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: pearly mewling death wish love of her life

no lil breh is right imo. it's a fundamentally weird recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823491)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Pontificating main people

Motherfucker, how can pork, mustard, and pickles be a fundamentally "weird" recipe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823496)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823504)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Pontificating main people

I might like my homemade cuban sandwiches more than muffalettas, which is saying a lot. My first was in Miami, and it was fucking great. If you make it at home, you can spoon on some of the pork drippings (or the braising liquid for an even better version than using roasted pork)

But if you're getting shit from Scholotsky's or Jason's Deli or Which Which or someshit, then yeah, it will suck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823525)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: dashing scarlet national security agency volcanic crater

this post makes me so hungry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823533)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Pontificating main people

No, they're nearly POTUS when made well

From where did you get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823488)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Pontificating main people

Damn, seems we all RAN HERE at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823494)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823495)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: judgmental police squad

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823498)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Pontificating main people

If in Miami, then it's probably just not to your taste

If you're in Saint Louis and doing this, evaluate your life decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823506)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823516)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: judgmental police squad

you got a po boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823531)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823546)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: dashing scarlet national security agency volcanic crater

the idea of a gas station cuban sandwich is even worse than gas station sushi

you're a first rate poaster <3 but you're making some ttt food decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823518)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823522)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: dashing scarlet national security agency volcanic crater

this post really upsets me, please stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823529)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Pontificating main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823543)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823549)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Pontificating main people

Thread starting to make sense...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823553)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: dashing scarlet national security agency volcanic crater

I'm literally rending my garments and gnashing my teeth and actually wailing with distress at this, please upgrade your eating habits it'll transform your life for the better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823554)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823561)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: dashing scarlet national security agency volcanic crater

no connection to your ability to enjoy good food instead of slop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823567)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: light forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823526)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: onyx fragrant plaza

theyre pretty good with actual roast pork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823521)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: light forum

cubans are tied with BLTs for being the most ideal sandwich.

simple, minimal ingredients, and delicious. what more can you ask for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823532)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: ocher insecure degenerate

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823658)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Hideous excitant station

They're S tier along with a well made Monte Cristo with raspberry jelly and powdered sugar sprinkled atop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823674)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: vibrant ultramarine queen of the night

This is such an objectively bad take.

Cuban's are well within the top 10 of sandwiches. The fact you're eating them cold is truly appalling and you should be banished from making any statements regarding food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823760)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823852)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Amber nursing home

i've only had them outside of miami and they've always been terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823859)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Heady Pearl Jew Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823864)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Amber nursing home

i'm baffled by all the posters that apparently love bland bone dry pork slathered in yellow mustard mashed between slices of stale bread with pickles. oh what a sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49824138)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Pontificating main people

Yes, that most be what all of us Cuban defenders ate talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49824386)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: Trip field boiling water

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49824375)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling domesticated business firm circlehead

sometimes you read a take so bad it makes you stop and think wtf. this is one such occasion. not only are cuban sandwiches delicious (in Miami POTUS, but also very good in many major cities) they are also fairly simple. it's a slam dunk thing to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49823917)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Trip field boiling water

Never had one but now can’t wait to try one in your honor, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49824381)



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Date: April 18th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

it would be an honor! miami is the best. can probably also do fine in tampa, nyc, los angeles, chicago, dallas, and houston. maybe more. it's a pretty simple sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49826045)



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Date: April 18th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: goys_of_summer

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49826119)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:28 PM
Author: curious cream location mad-dog skullcap

cuban food is absolute horseshit in general. cuba's food is also very different, and much worse, than the american cuban food btw. but overall very bland and fried rice and chicken is basically it. dog shit compared to asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49824377)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Massive Indian Lodge Mood

Tortas are worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49824380)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: supple autistic turdskin

cubans taste great

so does the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49824384)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 8:24 AM
Author: Buses

stay in your lane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2)#49836495)