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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096867) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097578) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Sickened chest-beating background story I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50099122) |
Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag Mother died today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096870) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: histrionic jew Camuuuuuuuus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096901) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096907) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: excitant corner coffee pot op predicted Mamdani would lose btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Cowardly cyan mexican Wtf embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098941) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096873) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: bright alpha portrait of the artist as a young man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096912) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag incorrect, but not outrageously far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096916) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: beady-eyed pungent theater stage blood rage Ulysses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096968) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096970) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: beady-eyed pungent theater stage blood rage Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096974) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096975) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Lake indian lodge toaster i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50099117) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096885) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag Evelyn Waugh, Scoop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097581) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag 124 was spiteful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096887) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag Toni Morrison, Beloved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097586) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096897) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Navy vivacious abode is this the swans book? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097517) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097523) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Navy vivacious abode i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097544) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097550) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag What’s it going to be then, eh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096900) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: beady-eyed pungent theater stage blood rage A clockwork orange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096969) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096971) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096905) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097588) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: histrionic jew „Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096911) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte* |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: histrionic jew Ty herr kommandant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096922) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096925) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: histrionic jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096913) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096914) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: histrionic jew Catch-22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096928) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag edit ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096932) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: histrionic jew No I fucked it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096938) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096944) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: histrionic jew I apologize for being so bad at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096947) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag lmao you're fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096954) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096923) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: histrionic jew Dickens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096929) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096935) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: bright alpha anna karenina (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096934) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096936) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096927) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: histrionic jew The English Patient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096931) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096937) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Navy vivacious abode wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097548) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: beady-eyed pungent theater stage blood rage Catch 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096972) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096973) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: lascivious gunner I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097600) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096942) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: histrionic jew Orwell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096943) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096946) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097592) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096951) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: histrionic jew 🧐🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096961) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50096963) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Wonderful french station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098022) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: Vigorous Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098527) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Lake indian lodge toaster the spaceporn story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50099121) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097505) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: histrionic jew http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913
U can get this one! |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag I really can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097510) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: histrionic jew Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097511) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097516) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: histrionic jew Triste! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097532) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097515) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: histrionic jew It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097530) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097534) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: histrionic jew Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097537) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097541) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: histrionic jew No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097556) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097559) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097564) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: histrionic jew «J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.» (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097569) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097573) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: histrionic jew It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097584) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097598) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: histrionic jew You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097624) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: lascivious gunner Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097545) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag don't know :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097595) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: lascivious gunner Sound and Fury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097596) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag oh good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50097599) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Wonderful french station Great thread. These were difficult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098024) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: Contagious sticky lettuce psychic 3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098240) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: histrionic jew Mein Kampf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098285) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: Contagious sticky lettuce psychic No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098350) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: Cocky laughsome nowag Dracula (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50099113) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: doobsian trailer park Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098300) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: motley gas station codepig A Confederacy of Dunces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098333) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: Vigorous Plaza A Promised Land, Barack Obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098528) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: kink-friendly sinister parlour sweet tailpipe God Emperor of Dune (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50098931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Flirting Institution In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50099243) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: motley gas station codepig raisin in the sun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50100039) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: spruce house-broken menage It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50100064) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: histrionic jew Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50100077) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM Author: spruce house-broken menage https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2)#50101306) |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> I'm cheating a little, but:
"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister." |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself. "That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now." |