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Hey bros, it's me again: Larijani is alive, appears at press conference

https://x.com/_GlobeObserver/status/2033978389527253087 h...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/17/26
Press conference (unconfirmed) https://x.com/BreakingN_RDC/s...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/17/26
lol these Iranians are going to end up with a cadre of South...
(*)>
  03/17/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  03/17/26
still vastly better than our ZOG
Roblox
  03/17/26
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(*)>
  03/17/26
the philosopher yet lives!
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  03/17/26
and yet he dies! Schrödinger's philosophical terrori...
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  03/17/26
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gibberish (?)
  03/17/26
Not seeing this anywhere else yet. Seems like it would be bl...
,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
  03/17/26
https://x.com/BBX_Now/status/2033989735320895803 IRGC did...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/17/26
cr. these are people with a cardboard box ayatollah
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  03/17/26
Looks more alive than Bibi
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  03/17/26
Update paralegal mo? Surely your Persian twitter accounts wo...
Fyre festival founder
  03/17/26
It was a joke thread. Are you still a kike?
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/17/26
Great “joke” man. Hey when you saw the Persian a...
Fyre festival founder
  03/17/26
Yeah, I think hey bros, it's me again, is funny. Link to you...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/17/26
"Iran has confirmed security chief Ali Larijani and Bas...
Mideast Petroleum Attacked
  03/17/26
Pussy whipped dork with a Persian GF rooting for the Shah to...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/17/26
idgaf about the shah i think kings are gay as shit
Mideast Petroleum Attacked
  03/17/26
ur done here https://x.com/alilarijani_ir/status/20340108...
richard clock
  03/17/26
We don't all bat 1.000. They also killed Khamenei like 5 tim...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/17/26
blow out site investigators are now searching several square...
norwood ultra
  03/17/26


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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

https://x.com/_GlobeObserver/status/2033978389527253087

https://x.com/iranin_arabic/status/2033958347305517526

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49751550)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

Press conference (unconfirmed) https://x.com/BreakingN_RDC/status/2033977668031369445

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49751559)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

lol these Iranians are going to end up with a cadre of South Park cardboard cut outs as their ruling coalition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49751651)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49751656)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Roblox

still vastly better than our ZOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49751662)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49751669)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


the philosopher yet lives!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49751686)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


and yet he dies!

Schrödinger's philosophical terrorist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49752093)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49752344)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


Not seeing this anywhere else yet. Seems like it would be blowing up everywhere if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49751695)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

https://x.com/BBX_Now/status/2033989735320895803

IRGC did officially announce martyrdom of Soleimani, but nothing on Larijani yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49751703)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


cr. these are people with a cardboard box ayatollah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49751732)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Looks more alive than Bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49751696)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

Update paralegal mo? Surely your Persian twitter accounts wouldn’t post fake news right? Also Bibi is dead too?! Do these sources ever get it wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49752026)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

It was a joke thread. Are you still a kike?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49752306)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

Great “joke” man. Hey when you saw the Persian account post he’s alive, were you thinking “I know he’s dead but I’m going to post this fake news on xoxo, it’ll be really funny.” Would love to understand your mindset. Tell me more brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49752649)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

Yeah, I think hey bros, it's me again, is funny. Link to your best work? That's what I thought bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49752658)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Mideast Petroleum Attacked (No Future)

"Iran has confirmed security chief Ali Larijani and Basij force commander Gholamreza Soleimani have been killed, according to state media."

lmfao get your shinebox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49752100)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

Pussy whipped dork with a Persian GF rooting for the Shah to come back -- that's you brother. Remember who you are before speaking ill of your betters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49752311)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Mideast Petroleum Attacked (No Future)

idgaf about the shah i think kings are gay as shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49752331)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: richard clock

ur done here

https://x.com/alilarijani_ir/status/2034010862692753518

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49752292)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

We don't all bat 1.000. They also killed Khamenei like 5 times before they actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49752314)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: norwood ultra

blow out site investigators are now searching several square miles for the remains of pm's asshole after he was btfo itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2)#49752679)