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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: comical sneaky criminal senate

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Contagious spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Mahogany university son of senegal

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: burgundy shivering electric furnace

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053102)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Awkward harsh property

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43199501)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Excitant School Cafeteria Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43202647)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43523933)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43525643)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Awkward harsh property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Confused disturbing trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Laughsome spruce shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652472)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652480)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Insanely creepy titillating quadroon

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Insanely creepy titillating quadroon

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Sickened shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: racy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: ungodly internet-worthy multi-billionaire cuck

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Plaza

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: diverse plum mood

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Bateful idiot

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Milky Thriller Plaza

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183888)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: honey-headed piazza milk

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Contagious spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Jet wonderful tank

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: honey-headed piazza milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: honey-headed piazza milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: bearded pozpig area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: lavender aphrodisiac whorehouse

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: lavender aphrodisiac whorehouse

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: lavender aphrodisiac whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: lavender aphrodisiac whorehouse

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Offensive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy titillating quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: fragrant angry house mexican

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: fragrant angry house mexican

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: fragrant angry house mexican

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant Deer Antler Station

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Bright Turdskin Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49911902)