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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Vigorous deer antler milk
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
irradiated doctorate
  01/05/14
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ungodly disturbing institution useless brakes
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Vigorous deer antler milk
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Vigorous deer antler milk
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Vigorous deer antler milk
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Vigorous deer antler milk
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
titillating shivering quadroon kitty cat
  06/25/12
...
electric main people
  06/25/12
Jesus
pontificating boyish site fat ankles
  06/25/12
literally rofling
pungent sinister newt
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Spectacular tanning salon
  08/02/12
crying
Crimson effete telephone home
  08/29/12
...
wonderful zombie-like generalized bond casino
  02/22/13
...
Curious brass voyeur public bath
  08/21/13
lost my shit
tan self-centered old irish cottage
  03/19/14
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Irate sepia nursing home incel
  06/27/14
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Wine Dingle Berry
  06/27/14
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Motley red location
  09/14/17
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comical self-absorbed scourge upon the earth
  07/20/18
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comical self-absorbed scourge upon the earth
  02/09/19
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yapping hilarious personal credit line
  07/11/19
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Spruce ticket booth
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Underhanded fragrant hominid
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Vigorous deer antler milk
  06/25/12
cop
electric main people
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
electric main people
  06/25/12
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titillating shivering quadroon kitty cat
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Stirring Hyperactive Resort Toilet Seat
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Rusted nubile reading party
  08/02/12
...
mind-boggling cerise karate masturbator
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
aphrodisiac multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
silver contagious property mediation
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
electric main people
  06/25/12
...
Aromatic State
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
electric main people
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Rusted nubile reading party
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Salmon razzle-dazzle parlour death wish
  08/21/13
...
Vigorous deer antler milk
  06/25/12
...
hairraiser theatre patrolman
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
thriller dark set
  06/25/12
...
mind-boggling cerise karate masturbator
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
french mahogany locus
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Vigorous deer antler milk
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
lascivious lime candlestick maker pit
  06/25/12
...
Vigorous deer antler milk
  06/26/12
...
mind-boggling cerise karate masturbator
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
up-to-no-good marvelous principal's office kitty
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Vigorous deer antler milk
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Judgmental orchestra pit
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Exciting obsidian mother address
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Vigorous deer antler milk
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Vigorous deer antler milk
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Spectacular tanning salon
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Rusted nubile reading party
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Rusted nubile reading party
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heady tantric church background story
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Vigorous deer antler milk
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Embarrassed to the bone spot
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Rusted nubile reading party
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Exciting obsidian mother address
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Vigorous deer antler milk
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Rusted nubile reading party
  08/06/12
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heady tantric church background story
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JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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heady tantric church background story
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Vigorous deer antler milk
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Curious brass voyeur public bath
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Rusted nubile reading party
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mind-boggling cerise karate masturbator
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Curious brass voyeur public bath
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Salmon razzle-dazzle parlour death wish
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Curious brass voyeur public bath
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Irate sepia nursing home incel
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Salmon razzle-dazzle parlour death wish
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Lake yarmulke
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HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Irate sepia nursing home incel
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Stimulating Startling Hospital
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Galvanic base
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Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Galvanic base
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orchid passionate hell
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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Rusted nubile reading party
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Emerald house-broken business firm ape
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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Soul-stirring therapy
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What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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Rusted nubile reading party
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Nighttime meetinghouse hunting ground
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up-to-no-good marvelous principal's office kitty
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Glittery area
  01/29/18
where did he go
crystalline nowag
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big theater stage
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up-to-no-good marvelous principal's office kitty
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vivacious impertinent house
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chocolate talented senate laser beams
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wish the little guy would come back.
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Spruce ticket booth
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Idiotic Stage
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
ape ape
  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: irradiated doctorate

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: ungodly disturbing institution useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: titillating shivering quadroon kitty cat

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: electric main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: pontificating boyish site fat ankles

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: pungent sinister newt

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Crimson effete telephone home

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: wonderful zombie-like generalized bond casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Curious brass voyeur public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: tan self-centered old irish cottage

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Irate sepia nursing home incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Wine Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Motley red location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: comical self-absorbed scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: comical self-absorbed scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: yapping hilarious personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Spruce ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Underhanded fragrant hominid

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: electric main people

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: electric main people

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: titillating shivering quadroon kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Stirring Hyperactive Resort Toilet Seat

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Rusted nubile reading party

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: mind-boggling cerise karate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: silver contagious property mediation

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: electric main people

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Aromatic State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: electric main people

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Rusted nubile reading party

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Salmon razzle-dazzle parlour death wish

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: hairraiser theatre patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: thriller dark set

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling cerise karate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: french mahogany locus

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: lascivious lime candlestick maker pit

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling cerise karate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: up-to-no-good marvelous principal's office kitty

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Judgmental orchestra pit

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Exciting obsidian mother address

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Rusted nubile reading party

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Rusted nubile reading party

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: heady tantric church background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Rusted nubile reading party

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Exciting obsidian mother address

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Rusted nubile reading party

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Milky misanthropic indian lodge roommate

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Rusted nubile reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: heady tantric church background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Peach bat shit crazy parlor

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: heady tantric church background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Vigorous deer antler milk

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Curious brass voyeur public bath

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Rusted nubile reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: mind-boggling cerise karate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Curious brass voyeur public bath

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Salmon razzle-dazzle parlour death wish

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Curious brass voyeur public bath

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Irate sepia nursing home incel

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Salmon razzle-dazzle parlour death wish

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Lake yarmulke

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling cerise karate masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling cerise karate masturbator

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling cerise karate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling cerise karate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Lemon stag film dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: wild travel guidebook church building

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Irate sepia nursing home incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Stimulating Startling Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Galvanic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Galvanic base

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: orchid passionate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: deranged jet-lagged feces locale

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Rusted nubile reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Emerald house-broken business firm ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Hateful unholy affirmative action national

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring therapy



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Cerebral lay community account



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Dead Ebony Digit Ratio Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: exhilarant greedy piazza goyim

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Orange vibrant weed whacker

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Emerald house-broken business firm ape



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Rusted nubile reading party



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Emerald house-broken business firm ape



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Nighttime meetinghouse hunting ground



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: up-to-no-good marvelous principal's office kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Glittery area

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: crystalline nowag

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: big theater stage



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Ivory idea he suggested

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: ape ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964828)