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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Chestnut Exhilarant Puppy Generalized Bond

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: 180 bistre gas station hominid



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Amber Corner Rigpig

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: rough-skinned address

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: azure frum gay wizard

"You've reached the..."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: pale wrinkle dragon

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: pale wrinkle dragon

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Insecure Ruddy Site Ratface



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: adventurous territorial institution ladyboy



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: swollen salmon idea he suggested state

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Fragrant mint sanctuary blood rage

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: elite spruce crotch public bath

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Supple becky

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Fragrant mint sanctuary blood rage

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: zippy stirring laser beams hell

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: 180 bistre gas station hominid



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: aromatic trump supporter coldplay fan

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: zippy stirring laser beams hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: zippy stirring laser beams hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: erotic curious old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Thriller Boiling Water

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Thriller Boiling Water

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Thriller Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Thriller Boiling Water

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: opaque stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: pale wrinkle dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: electric lavender doctorate

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: electric lavender doctorate

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: electric lavender doctorate

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: charismatic aggressive feces

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Laughsome gaping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49924038)