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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
greedy thriller parlor
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Stirring Cyan Temple
  01/05/14
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violet sadistic party of the first part
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
greedy thriller parlor
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
greedy thriller parlor
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
greedy thriller parlor
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
greedy thriller parlor
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Heady crotch
  06/25/12
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vigorous sandwich
  06/25/12
Jesus
gaped exciting gas station pocket flask
  06/25/12
literally rofling
mauve nudist piazza dysfunction
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Drunken pungent space fat ankles
  08/02/12
crying
Burgundy faggot firefighter garrison
  08/29/12
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Bossy crackhouse trust fund
  02/22/13
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Dashing roast beef hospital
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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curious field
  06/27/14
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  09/14/17
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Magenta mad-dog skullcap
  07/20/18
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Magenta mad-dog skullcap
  02/09/19
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titillating clear church
  07/11/19
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Racy idea he suggested multi-billionaire
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Vivacious Arrogant Nibblets
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
greedy thriller parlor
  06/25/12
cop
vigorous sandwich
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
vigorous sandwich
  06/25/12
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Heady crotch
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
blathering really tough guy
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
electric cordovan lay deer antler
  08/02/12
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Mentally impaired selfie genital piercing
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
multi-colored becky
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
stimulating zombie-like philosopher-king set
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
vigorous sandwich
  06/25/12
...
Concupiscible sticky candlestick maker
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
vigorous sandwich
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
electric cordovan lay deer antler
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Razzle filthy sanctuary sneaky criminal
  08/21/13
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greedy thriller parlor
  06/25/12
...
High-end quadroon indirect expression
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Excitant area yarmulke
  06/25/12
...
Mentally impaired selfie genital piercing
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Lascivious feces
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
greedy thriller parlor
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Henna exhilarant institution
  06/25/12
...
greedy thriller parlor
  06/26/12
...
Mentally impaired selfie genital piercing
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
big shimmering boiling water market
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
greedy thriller parlor
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Plum pisswyrm
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
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  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
greedy thriller parlor
  08/02/12
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greedy thriller parlor
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Drunken pungent space fat ankles
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
electric cordovan lay deer antler
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
electric cordovan lay deer antler
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useless trailer park
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
greedy thriller parlor
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Bat shit crazy home
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
electric cordovan lay deer antler
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Ultramarine big-titted locus tattoo
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
greedy thriller parlor
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
electric cordovan lay deer antler
  08/06/12
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electric cordovan lay deer antler
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JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Flickering Impressive Abode
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useless trailer park
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
greedy thriller parlor
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Dashing roast beef hospital
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electric cordovan lay deer antler
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Mentally impaired selfie genital piercing
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Dashing roast beef hospital
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Razzle filthy sanctuary sneaky criminal
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Dashing roast beef hospital
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
curious field
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Razzle filthy sanctuary sneaky criminal
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
spectacular resort
  08/21/13
180
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  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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curious field
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internet-worthy locale
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
internet-worthy locale
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  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Insane brethren
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electric cordovan lay deer antler
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orange international law enforcement agency
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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electric cordovan lay deer antler
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Zippy mediation
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big shimmering boiling water market
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
bistre heaven
  01/29/18
where did he go
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cheese-eating brunch ratface
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big shimmering boiling water market
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contagious hell
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Onyx mental disorder
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
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beady-eyed fishy principal's office telephone
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slimy school faggotry
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Racy idea he suggested multi-billionaire
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Brindle spot
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Vermilion corner legend
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
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  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: greedy thriller parlor

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Stirring Cyan Temple

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: violet sadistic party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: greedy thriller parlor

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: greedy thriller parlor

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: greedy thriller parlor

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: greedy thriller parlor

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Heady crotch

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: vigorous sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: gaped exciting gas station pocket flask

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: mauve nudist piazza dysfunction

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Drunken pungent space fat ankles

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Burgundy faggot firefighter garrison

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Bossy crackhouse trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Dashing roast beef hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: trip national digit ratio

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: curious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: dun stag film national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: naked bateful forum filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Magenta mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Magenta mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: titillating clear church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Racy idea he suggested multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Arrogant Nibblets

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: greedy thriller parlor

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: vigorous sandwich

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: vigorous sandwich

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Heady crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: blathering really tough guy

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: electric cordovan lay deer antler

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Mentally impaired selfie genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: multi-colored becky

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: stimulating zombie-like philosopher-king set

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: vigorous sandwich

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible sticky candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: vigorous sandwich

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: electric cordovan lay deer antler

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Razzle filthy sanctuary sneaky criminal

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: greedy thriller parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: High-end quadroon indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Excitant area yarmulke

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Mentally impaired selfie genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Lascivious feces

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: greedy thriller parlor

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Henna exhilarant institution

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: greedy thriller parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Mentally impaired selfie genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: big shimmering boiling water market

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: greedy thriller parlor

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Plum pisswyrm

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine big-titted locus tattoo

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: greedy thriller parlor

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: greedy thriller parlor



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Drunken pungent space fat ankles

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: electric cordovan lay deer antler

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: electric cordovan lay deer antler

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: useless trailer park



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: greedy thriller parlor

Much love for the shout, Box.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy home



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: electric cordovan lay deer antler

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine big-titted locus tattoo

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: greedy thriller parlor

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: electric cordovan lay deer antler

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: federal mind-boggling church building pervert

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: electric cordovan lay deer antler



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: useless trailer park



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Flickering Impressive Abode

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: useless trailer park



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: greedy thriller parlor

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Dashing roast beef hospital

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: electric cordovan lay deer antler



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Mentally impaired selfie genital piercing



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Dashing roast beef hospital

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Razzle filthy sanctuary sneaky criminal

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Dashing roast beef hospital

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: curious field

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Razzle filthy sanctuary sneaky criminal

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: spectacular resort

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Mentally impaired selfie genital piercing

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Mentally impaired selfie genital piercing

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Mentally impaired selfie genital piercing



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Mentally impaired selfie genital piercing



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Tripping Point



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser sick messiness double fault

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: curious field



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: House-broken Bull Headed Stead Cuck



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: internet-worthy locale



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: internet-worthy locale

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Aromatic rusted affirmative action ape



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Insane brethren

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: electric cordovan lay deer antler



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: orange international law enforcement agency



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: hot aphrodisiac depressive lettuce

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: free-loading wine keepsake machete son of senegal



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: turquoise ticket booth generalized bond



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: khaki queen of the night



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: charismatic azure sound barrier halford

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Topaz razzle-dazzle meetinghouse

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: orange international law enforcement agency



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: electric cordovan lay deer antler



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: orange international law enforcement agency



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: bistre heaven

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Cracking black woman

where did he go

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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: cheese-eating brunch ratface



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: big shimmering boiling water market



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: contagious hell



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Onyx mental disorder



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet hall french chef

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed fishy principal's office telephone



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964828)