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  01/31/16
it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
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  01/31/16
what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
comical grizzly church
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GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
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go fuck yourself JJC
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JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
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  01/31/16
if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
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  01/31/16
No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
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  01/31/16
no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
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Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
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they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
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They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
galvanic coiffed idea he suggested athletic conference
  01/31/16
sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
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  01/31/16
Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
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Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to ge...
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what are hours/culture like in this group?
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Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, th...
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LOL @ these guys
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? i kinda admire that they were able to think up somethi...
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As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be sig...
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this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to ...
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it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds&q...
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by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldma...
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how can i invest in this?
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: comical grizzly church

How prestigious? What do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722187)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: low-t field keepsake machete

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Gaped gunner liquid oxygen

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: pale temple roast beef

work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:32 AM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: frozen dragon regret

got beaten to it :(

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: slap-happy locus

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Misunderstood bateful prole tattoo

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: comical grizzly church

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722233)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Misunderstood bateful prole tattoo

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722239)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle menage

go fuck yourself JJC

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle menage

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Marvelous translucent karate community account

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: lemon filthy library halford

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: exhilarant self-absorbed lay preventive strike



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Excitant sweet tailpipe senate



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: galvanic coiffed idea he suggested athletic conference

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood bateful prole tattoo

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: galvanic coiffed idea he suggested athletic conference

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood bateful prole tattoo

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: galvanic coiffed idea he suggested athletic conference

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Misunderstood bateful prole tattoo

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: galvanic coiffed idea he suggested athletic conference

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood bateful prole tattoo

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: slap-happy locus

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Emerald puppy



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Date: February 1st, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: buck-toothed swashbuckling shrine skinny woman



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia splenetic dingle berry national

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle menage



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: orange love of her life circlehead

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: vibrant bespoke electric furnace faggot firefighter

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

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That's what they do.



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Boyish selfie mood



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:27 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser mad cow disease party of the first part

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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Indigo kitty cat

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: bisexual cordovan faggotry crotch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:22 AM
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Author: Provocative public bath dopamine

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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:37 AM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Diverse cowardly home son of senegal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722467)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: trip canary degenerate dilemma

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: comical grizzly church

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: bisexual cordovan faggotry crotch

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Boyish selfie mood



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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: electric primrose base

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Boyish selfie mood



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Titillating set



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: Brilliant Vigorous Trust Fund



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: lascivious windowlicker

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Wine Goal In Life

LOL @ these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29724062)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: lascivious windowlicker

?

i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Wine Goal In Life

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29726802)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Stimulating autistic cuckold

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: Free-loading gas station genital piercing

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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: slippery toilet seat

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: Misunderstood bateful prole tattoo

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: slippery toilet seat

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: Misunderstood bateful prole tattoo

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: idiotic cuck partner

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Ocher fat ankles

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Passionate useless toaster plaza

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: mahogany ladyboy meetinghouse

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: Boyish selfie mood

*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*

C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2)#29723519)



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Author: Startled Racy Becky



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