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$50mm cash but if you every touch ur eye it explodes. Do you take it??

$50mm cash no strings BUT if you ever touch one of your eyes...
house-broken space marketing idea
  03/05/26
Touching both of my $50m exploding eyes and biting down on a...
Up-to-no-good razzle patrolman
  03/05/26
fuck no, this is inevitable during sleep/napping, ANAL SEX w...
embarrassed to the bone box office
  03/05/26
what if the ability was more generalized to where if you eve...
house-broken space marketing idea
  03/05/26
Easy yes. Would be happy to wear goggles/gloves every time I...
hideous cuckold station
  03/05/26
One weird trick tp
bateful heaven athletic conference
  03/05/26
i wear contact lenses. im out.
henna painfully honest lettuce
  03/05/26
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bateful heaven athletic conference
  03/05/26
Thoughts on LASIK whether at full price or a steep discount?
hideous cuckold station
  03/05/26
you weren't asking me, but the tiny chance lasik DESTROYS yo...
embarrassed to the bone box office
  03/05/26
...
henna painfully honest lettuce
  03/05/26
No way. I doubt I'd make it a week.
lake supple school cafeteria
  03/05/26
i'm always touching my eyes. that's how they stay put
domesticated trip theater
  03/05/26


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Date: March 5th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: house-broken space marketing idea

$50mm cash no strings BUT if you ever touch one of your eyes that eye explodes. DO YOU TAKE THE $$????

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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good razzle patrolman

Touching both of my $50m exploding eyes and biting down on all of my soft teeth simultaneously in a final blaze of glory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2)#49717574)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone box office

fuck no, this is inevitable during sleep/napping, ANAL SEX with your cousin, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2)#49717580)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: house-broken space marketing idea

what if the ability was more generalized to where if you ever touched anyones eyes they would explode

so in addition to the $50mm you could also become the best MMA fighter or boxer in history by exploding ur opponents yes and never losing

and if a black guy ever attacks you on the street to take the audacious jewelry you bought with your $50mm you could explode their eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2)#49717643)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: hideous cuckold station

Easy yes. Would be happy to wear goggles/gloves every time I sleep for the rest of my life. When not sleeping, easy as fuck to not touch my eye. And for $50 million I could wear 180 kid gloves every day and just be the kooky rich dude peacocking in kid gloves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2)#49717597)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: bateful heaven athletic conference

One weird trick tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2)#49717606)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: henna painfully honest lettuce

i wear contact lenses. im out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2)#49717605)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: bateful heaven athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2)#49717607)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: hideous cuckold station

Thoughts on LASIK whether at full price or a steep discount?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2)#49717615)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone box office

you weren't asking me, but the tiny chance lasik DESTROYS your vision and/or life is not worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2)#49717630)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: henna painfully honest lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2)#49717778)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: lake supple school cafeteria

No way. I doubt I'd make it a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2)#49717614)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: domesticated trip theater

i'm always touching my eyes. that's how they stay put

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841853&forum_id=2)#49717788)