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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
scarlet ticket booth
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
scarlet ticket booth
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
scarlet ticket booth
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
scarlet ticket booth
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
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  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
scarlet ticket booth
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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k
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: scarlet ticket booth

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: scarlet ticket booth

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: scarlet ticket booth

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: scarlet ticket booth

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: scarlet ticket booth

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: marvelous saffron mad-dog skullcap theater

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: marvelous saffron mad-dog skullcap theater

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Autistic mind-boggling gaming laptop

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Avocado spectacular trailer park

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Pearl Pocket Flask Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Thriller insane principal's office



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: spruce legend theater stage

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Avocado spectacular trailer park



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Bull headed slippery queen of the night site



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Milky Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Ruddy Forum

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: 180 Beta Deer Antler

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Shimmering Ceo

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: irradiated toilet seat public bath

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: irradiated toilet seat public bath

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: irradiated toilet seat public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: scarlet ticket booth

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: scarlet ticket booth

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: scarlet ticket booth

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: scarlet ticket booth

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: canary shivering temple



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: impressive juggernaut



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Pearl Pocket Flask Trust Fund

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304247)



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Author: elite menage



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Exciting Sound Barrier

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: diverse address

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: irradiated toilet seat public bath

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: shaky misunderstood sneaky criminal locus



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Galvanic boiling water



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Avocado spectacular trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: vivacious federal macaca school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Sadistic Brunch

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: hyperactive exhilarant shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Electric anal crotch newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Godawful fiercely-loyal area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: multi-colored balding space police squad

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: nubile house

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: high-end jet meetinghouse

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: high-end jet meetinghouse

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: dark beady-eyed milk

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: nubile house

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: marvelous saffron mad-dog skullcap theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Alcoholic Passionate Azn

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: hyperactive exhilarant shitlib

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: irradiated toilet seat public bath

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Exciting Sound Barrier

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Avocado spectacular trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Hilarious therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Hilarious therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Avocado spectacular trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Godawful fiercely-loyal area

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: 180 Beta Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Bull headed slippery queen of the night site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Yellow hall

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Azure Titillating Blood Rage Filthpig

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Azure Titillating Blood Rage Filthpig

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Azure Titillating Blood Rage Filthpig

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Azure Titillating Blood Rage Filthpig

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: french crackhouse persian

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Azure Titillating Blood Rage Filthpig

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Azure Titillating Blood Rage Filthpig

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Azure Titillating Blood Rage Filthpig

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: french crackhouse persian

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: frisky twinkling marketing idea

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating sapphire set incel

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Azure Titillating Blood Rage Filthpig

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Azure Titillating Blood Rage Filthpig

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Azure Titillating Blood Rage Filthpig

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Shimmering Ceo

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Shimmering Ceo

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: provocative lilac preventive strike

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: provocative lilac preventive strike

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Azure Titillating Blood Rage Filthpig

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Curious stain associate



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: ivory mildly autistic immigrant hospital

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: adulterous hateful roommate

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Cerise digit ratio



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37184911)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: dashing bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz casino

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: well-lubricated kink-friendly church pistol

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Cerebral Pearl Pocket Flask Trust Fund



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Motley Aquamarine Gunner Jap



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Cerise digit ratio



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Author: magenta national generalized bond



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Exciting Sound Barrier

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone laughsome national security agency



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Curious stain associate



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#50002879)