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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
Salmon vigorous feces
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
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  04/09/24
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Flatulent stage police squad
  08/30/24
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Fantasy-prone ticket booth boltzmann
  02/11/25
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
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  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
Mint electric corn cake
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
Mint electric corn cake
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
Mint electric corn cake
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
Mint electric corn cake
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
Mint electric corn cake
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
Stubborn ceo
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
Mint electric corn cake
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
Duck-like honey-headed boiling water associate
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
sienna heaven
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
Jade stimulating pit
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
sienna heaven
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
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  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
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  04/09/24
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ruddy tripping sandwich
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
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  04/09/24
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  04/09/24
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Arousing Chocolate State
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
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  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
bonkers supple pistol gaping
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
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  04/09/24
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  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
thriller orchid sanctuary
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
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  04/09/24
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Bipolar cuck
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
Stubborn ceo
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
Stubborn ceo
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
?
Stubborn ceo
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
sooty bateful place of business office
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
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Nofapping Location Yarmulke
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Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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  12/10/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
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  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
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  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
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  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
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  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
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  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
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  04/09/24
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sienna heaven
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Sadistic Pink Home
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
Salmon vigorous feces
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
adventurous stead
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
Yes you are
Salmon vigorous feces
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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  04/10/24
"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
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  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
thriller orchid sanctuary
  04/10/24
Thats not me
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
Mint electric corn cake
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
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  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
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  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
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  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
Burgundy razzle tattoo
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
Burgundy razzle tattoo
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
Mint electric corn cake
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
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  04/11/24
I really like it here.
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  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
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  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
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  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
Odious nursing home tank
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sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
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  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
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  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
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sienna heaven
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
iridescent well-lubricated mental disorder
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
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I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
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  04/11/24
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he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
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  04/11/24
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  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
sienna heaven
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
Nofapping Location Yarmulke
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
sienna heaven
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
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  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
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  04/11/24
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  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
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What’s with the outting
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Salmon vigorous feces

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: adventurous stead

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Flatulent stage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone ticket booth boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48645790)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: disrespectful twinkling persian marketing idea

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Mint electric corn cake

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Mint electric corn cake

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Mint electric corn cake

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: Mint electric corn cake

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Mint electric corn cake

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Stubborn ceo

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Mint electric corn cake

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed boiling water associate

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: sienna heaven

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Jade stimulating pit

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: sienna heaven

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: sooty bateful place of business office

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: ruddy tripping sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: sooty bateful place of business office

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: thriller orchid sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Arousing Chocolate State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: bonkers supple pistol gaping

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: bonkers supple pistol gaping

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: White fluffy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Arousing Chocolate State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Insane old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569461)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: thriller orchid sanctuary

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: sooty bateful place of business office

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Bipolar cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Stubborn ceo

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Stubborn ceo

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Stubborn ceo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: sooty bateful place of business office

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: sooty bateful place of business office

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Insane old irish cottage

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: sienna heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: cerebral mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: pale box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: aquamarine diverse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: pale box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Brass Nibblets Gas Station

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Brass Nibblets Gas Station

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Brass Nibblets Gas Station

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Brass Nibblets Gas Station

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: sienna heaven

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Sadistic Pink Home

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Salmon vigorous feces

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: adventurous stead

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Salmon vigorous feces

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Submissive shitlib kitty cat

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: Vibrant meetinghouse

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Submissive shitlib kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone ticket booth boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48677595)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: emerald mad-dog skullcap point

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: thriller orchid sanctuary

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Mint electric corn cake

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: Azure wonderful affirmative action church

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Burgundy razzle tattoo

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Odious nursing home tank

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Burgundy razzle tattoo

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Burgundy razzle tattoo

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Mint electric corn cake

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Gold indecent jewess selfie

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Frozen amber forum trump supporter

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Odious nursing home tank

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Frozen amber forum trump supporter

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Odious nursing home tank

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Lilac fragrant depressive

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: coiffed floppy mediation philosopher-king

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: Frozen amber forum trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Free-loading Stirring Casino Keepsake Machete

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: sienna heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: iridescent well-lubricated mental disorder

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: Odious nursing home tank

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: iridescent well-lubricated mental disorder

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: awkward step-uncle's house juggernaut

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: sienna heaven

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: sienna heaven

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: sienna heaven

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Amethyst Area

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: iridescent well-lubricated mental disorder

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: ruddy tripping sandwich

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Sadistic Pink Home

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Sadistic Pink Home

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Sadistic Pink Home

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: ruddy tripping sandwich

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Nofapping Location Yarmulke

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: sienna heaven

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: ruddy tripping sandwich

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Amethyst Area

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: sienna heaven

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: sienna heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Duck-like honey-headed boiling water associate

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Sadistic Pink Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: bright impressive plaza pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: sienna heaven

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: bisexual french cruise ship blood rage



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
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