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Montezuma capitulating to Cortes was insane and inexplicable

Background: M had spent some time as a priest, some time as ...
Titillating confused point
  11/21/24
“Into this situation marched Cortes, with at most 5 or...
Naked parlour
  11/21/24
he did have indians. Id name their tribes but the spelling i...
Titillating confused point
  11/21/24
Yeah, such a crazy story that I wonder about its truth. Coul...
self-absorbed outnumbered kitchen antidepressant drug
  11/21/24
several of his soldiers wrote about it. they thought he was ...
seedy coldplay fan
  11/21/24
the craziest part is inarguable. we know roughly how many...
Titillating confused point
  11/21/24
Montezuma had the Joker RAPED out of him
lascivious kitty
  11/21/24
Occam's razor for Cortez victories is simply that he was cho...
scarlet house toaster
  11/21/24
it really is the only reasonable explanation other than he g...
seedy coldplay fan
  11/21/24
not discounting the divine angle, but Im struck that Cortes ...
Titillating confused point
  11/21/24
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  11/18/25
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Narrow-minded Cordovan Filthpig
  11/21/24
Love these types of XO threads-- please recommend a good boo...
irate glittery locale ladyboy
  11/21/24
this is the OG https://www.amazon.com/History-Conquest-Me...
seedy coldplay fan
  11/21/24
Thanks, I actually have taken to mostly reading histories wr...
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  11/21/24


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Date: November 21st, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Titillating confused point

Background: M had spent some time as a priest, some time as a warrior, and grew up aristocratic. Had been in battle many times, probably killed hundreds with his own hands, and certainly oversaw the death of tens of thousands.

He thought nothing of sacrificing 12 indians a day.

He ruled the capitol city with around 400,000 people, bigger than any European city at the time. He had ~3000 armed soldiers permanently guarding his residence. And countless slaves within. His chefs prepared around a hundred meals for him at each setting, from which he could sample. He claimed to keep over a hundred women pregnant at all times.

His empire stretched about as far his people knew there were people to conquer, and other than a few constant headache tribes, everyone in Mexico paid tribute. He received mined gold, precious stones, and countless slaves on a daily basis.

His capitol city was a perfect fortress. To approach it, one had to travel through hundreds of miles of difficult terrain scattered with cities and village filled with his subjects, ready at a moments notice to overwhelm hostile approachers. All the paths to the capitol cut through mountains and through passes and over bodies of water, perfect for ambushes and attack.

And the city itself was perfectly defensible. It was built on a series of natural and manmade islands in the middle of dozens of lakes. Paths to the city were along narrow and long bridges, stretching for miles, sometimes only 10 or 20 yards wide, which were built disconnected. Temporary connectors were laid out, but could be sabatoged or removed at any time. His defense included thousands of soldiers in canoes.

Trying to breach the city on one of these bridges? They could just tear out the connector, strand your army on a narrow stretch of bridge, no way forward or backward, only 5 men abreast and miles in a line, while they pwn you from the water.

Into this situation marched Cortes, with at most 5 or 600 men. They could have been stopped at any city during the march, and Montezuma knew they were coming and had sent a dozen messengers to say, "stop and go back, here have some gold".

Cortes had to cross these bridges, where his natural advantages - about twenty horses, a dozen cannons, and spanish military training (fight in a square) were completely useless.

Cortes got to the city and, if Montezuma so desired, could be prevented from fleeing. And once inside, the spaniards were outnumbered 500:400,000.

DESPITE ALL THIS SHIT, Montezuma acquiesced in them coming and put them up in a mansion. Even then, he could have surrounded them and wiped them out in an afternoon. But he kept meeting with Cortes and conversing about pussy and religion and history.

Cortes was no idiot and knew the numbers, knew his odds, but still desperately scheming to find a way to conquer the city and the god-emperor.

His final ploy was this: "Hey Montezuma, I have this letter here (see, we write words on paper) that says some Spanish were killed back on the coast at your orders. My king, the mighty King of Spain, won't like this. And so even thouhg I know this rumor is total bullshit and you would never do such a thing, protocol requires that I, haha, kind of take you as prisoner. You will need to come live in our mansion and have your liberty curtailed. Don't worry! We are friends. This is all bullshit, haha, but I have to do it. Sound good?"

And Montezuma agreed! Lmao. He moved into the Spanish residence and ran his empire from there, under Spanish guard. At any moment he could have whispered to an indian, "attack", and hundreds of thousands of his subjects could have fallen on the europeans with only stones, and even if a few hundred got got by cannons and gunfire, whitey would be dead before nightfall.

But Cortes kept pushing. "So hey we, um, need to tear down your idols. No offense. We need you to appear with us in front of the crowds and pledge loyalty to the King of Spain. Its no big deal, really, you don't have to mean it, haha."

Montezuma did all this, and of course his people were disgusted, rioted, stoned Montezuma off his perch, and the battle broke out.

By that point, Cortes had built boats for the lakes, turned factions of indians against each other, and somehow in all the disorganization, won the battle.

Craziest victory ever and I cannot wrap my brain around Montezuma just letting it get that far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48364595)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: Naked parlour

“Into this situation marched Cortes, with at most 5 or 600 men. They could have been stopped at any city during the march, and Montezuma knew they were coming and had sent a dozen messengers to say, "stop and go back, here have some gold".

There’s a lot wrong with your post but this is perhaps the most egregious, Cortes had tens of thousands of allied tribe warriors who were essential to his victories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48364685)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 11:49 AM
Author: Titillating confused point

he did have indians. Id name their tribes but the spelling is impossible and I dont feel like looking them up.

He most certainly did not have "tens of thousands" of them. In most of the historical documents, the bulk of the indians work was in dragging the cannons and gear along behind the spanish. Granted these are spanish documents and probably inclined to exaggerate spanish accomplishment and minimize indian help, but its lol to think he rolled with some massive indian army, who just suddenly realized they could overthrow the empire.

And even granting your numbers, which are complete bullshit, the capitol city (whose name Im also not googling for spelling), had almost half a million people -- and all the defenses Ive described.

And Montezuma and his predecessors clearly ruled ruthlessly from this city with no real threat from indian subjects for hundreds of years.

So if your point was, "it was not a big deal that cortes breached the city, he had the numbers and anyone in my high school could have done it", youre deluded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48364733)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: self-absorbed outnumbered kitchen antidepressant drug

Yeah, such a crazy story that I wonder about its truth. Could Cortes have been trying to pump himself up by exaggerating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48364696)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: seedy coldplay fan

several of his soldiers wrote about it. they thought he was nuts. he left them alone with montezuma for a few weeks and they killed tons of aristocrats in a paranoid panic. up until then he really thought he had a special relationship with montezuma and that the whole thing could be worked out peacefully. and it looked kind of like that, but i have to think montezuma thought there was no way those fuckers could make it out alive, so there was no risk to him or his people, and all the peacefulness was a charade meant to draw them in and make them comfortable so they could cut their hearts out for everyone to see. his soldier's rebellion probably saved the whole thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48364710)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Titillating confused point

the craziest part is inarguable.

we know roughly how many people montezuma had in his city. we know roughly how it was designed. we know how successful his rule had been against any challengers. and we know nearly exactly how many spaniards were in the traveling unit which arrived.

even allowing, as poster above argues, that they had indian help... the odds against them were astronomical. 100:1 is realistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48364740)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 11:45 AM
Author: lascivious kitty

Montezuma had the Joker RAPED out of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48364719)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: scarlet house toaster

Occam's razor for Cortez victories is simply that he was chosen by God to bring Christianity to the Mexican natives

Any other proposed explanation is some far fetched rube goldberg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48364754)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: seedy coldplay fan

it really is the only reasonable explanation other than he got insanely lucky on a dozen life or death moves in a row. either way, the fact is he truly thought he was doing it for god and without that belief there's no fucking way he keeps going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48364786)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: Titillating confused point

not discounting the divine angle, but Im struck that Cortes must have had a truly heroic mentality that, when combined with intelligence luck divine help, etc., can accomplish anything:

I come from nothing, fatal troubles are waiting for me at each stop behind me, death is omnipresent and Ive accepted it, ive already risked the house, have nothing left to risk and no gains to bank on, so really may as well aim for the absolute stars in terms of glory, riches, renown. Death is 100x better than failure, so lets fucking goooooooooooooooooo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48364796)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: lovemaking

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#49441020)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 12:02 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Cordovan Filthpig

https://ibb.co/GFfGJRN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48364790)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: irate glittery locale ladyboy

Love these types of XO threads-- please recommend a good book or two on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48364817)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: seedy coldplay fan

this is the OG

https://www.amazon.com/History-Conquest-Mexico-William-Prescott/dp/1541266722/

i'm sure there are a bunch of woke modern ones, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48365036)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: irate glittery locale ladyboy

Thanks, I actually have taken to mostly reading histories written more than 50 years ago to avoid modern "scholarship" which is tainted with race/gender shit and postmodern jargon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5637930&forum_id=2)#48365158)