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5.4.26: Stock Futures still STABLE after Iran strikes US Navy ship 🤡

with two missiles, futures briefly went down a whole .40% bu...
Comical whorehouse
  05/04/26
I just purchased my first home in all cash thanks to the rev...
Flickering mildly autistic native
  05/04/26
thank,u shld put a painting of me in the entry way
Comical whorehouse
  05/04/26
...
Aqua fighting station candlestick maker
  05/04/26
The inverse ETF is BDST. TURD is the 3x leverage ETF tracki...
Diverse pale spot
  05/04/26
Holy shit, congrats
Lemon locale
  05/04/26
No such Strike happened. Stop trolling.
Domesticated Motley Lodge Ratface
  05/04/26
stfu Adam
Aqua fighting station candlestick maker
  05/04/26
well if BAVAD KIKESTEIN FROM (((AXIOS))) says US govt offici...
Comical whorehouse
  05/04/26
saar! saar! Missile fly, but no hit, saar!
Arousing Cream Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/04/26
Explain to me like I am a lizard saving myself for marriage ...
Stirring tank stead
  05/04/26
imagine Hardik the Handsome JPMorgan Indian Associate who ha...
Comical whorehouse
  05/04/26
man when this finally hits people are going to make a fuckin...
Copper idiotic corner
  05/04/26
i have 0 shares now so yeah
Comical whorehouse
  05/04/26
no ship was struck.
swashbuckling coral dopamine
  05/04/26
CENTCOM said no ship was hit, Iran said they fired warning s...
Comical whorehouse
  05/04/26


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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:17 AM
Author: Comical whorehouse

with two missiles, futures briefly went down a whole .40% but now have recovered in under 30 min. totally not fraud. FURK THIS SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863402)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: Flickering mildly autistic native

I just purchased my first home in all cash thanks to the reverse-Tommy etf TURD. Not quite exeunt but damn fine returns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863407)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: Comical whorehouse

thank,u shld put a painting of me in the entry way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: Aqua fighting station candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863446)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Diverse pale spot

The inverse ETF is BDST. TURD is the 3x leverage ETF tracking Tommy’s returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863731)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Lemon locale

Holy shit, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863821)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: Domesticated Motley Lodge Ratface

No such Strike happened. Stop trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863417)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Aqua fighting station candlestick maker

stfu Adam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863445)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Comical whorehouse

well if BAVAD KIKESTEIN FROM (((AXIOS))) says US govt officials deny it then it surely didnt happen, goy!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863447)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Arousing Cream Scourge Upon The Earth

saar! saar! Missile fly, but no hit, saar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863449)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Stirring tank stead

Explain to me like I am a lizard saving myself for marriage why Iran shooting missiles at navy ships would impact US stocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863532)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Comical whorehouse

imagine Hardik the Handsome JPMorgan Indian Associate who hangs out in the park you live in came and RAPED ur furking lizard boipussy reel good

thats what Iran is doing to US navy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863818)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Copper idiotic corner

man when this finally hits people are going to make a fucking fortune off of soxs in a matter of days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863823)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Comical whorehouse

i have 0 shares now so yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863895)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling coral dopamine

no ship was struck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863923)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Comical whorehouse

CENTCOM said no ship was hit, Iran said they fired warning shops. CENTCOM never said no warning shots were fired. See how this works, retarded goys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863465&forum_id=2)#49863938)