Horrible aesthetics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39140652)

>cook

Pick one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39140674)

That's right, ORDER CHINESE FOOD, since everybody other than the Chinese and Jews are celebrating Christmas. In other words, not even Jews answer "What do you wanna eat tonight?" with "jewish food."

The self-declared chosen people are DONE HERE.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_cuisine_in_Jewish_culture_in_the_United_States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39140721)

Jews clearly do this as a "protest" against Christmas and how important it is. They don't just sit home and treat it like another day, with normal food, maybe watching TV, hanging out with the family. Nope, they need to do some gay "Chinese Food and Movies!" thing to make it seem like they carved out their own little niche on Christmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39140743)

Why not just cook a nice home cooked meal for the family? Oh that's right, they're all shitty cooks and nobody likes jew food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39140754)

Overcook everything & mash it up like baby food. Ljl at jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39140778)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39140785)

rofl @ this prole goy-- never seen so much food and cant believe there's more after it.

those are all salads/appetizers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39140889)

i would assume they love halloween tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39140783)

we love america. why wouldnt we do thanksgiving? it has no religious meaning. any religious meaning is about thanking god generally as the pilgrims did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39140896)

a shabbat dinner can be thai food, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144527)

what cuisine cant we eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144542)

- Anything with pork, which is a bunch of foods

- Anything with shellfish, which is a bunch of foods (thai fried rice with shrimp? Nope)

- The dairy and meat thing is laughably problematic. Isn't butter dairy?

I don't even know all of the rules. Those are just the ones I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144613)

what cuisines cant we eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144619)

tell your shiksa wife to throw some pop tarts in the skillet for the kids 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144648)

This is why Jewish food is so bad. It is based on perfectly good "cuisines" but by the time you apply all your rules you end up with shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144650)

that's my fucking point

>>though you can't eat most dishes in any given cuisine,

the opposite. we can eat most dishes in any given cuisine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144674)

preferable, even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144544)

we're having turdfood shabbat this friday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144561)

LOL @ this description. You guys picked a stupid lifestyle that is all about worrying about 10000 rules for every normal life function. Enjoy sitting there and figuring out if the sauce for the chicken includes dairy or some stupid bullshit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144593)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144622)

tell your shiksa wife to make you some pop tarts while we laugh and bump this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144584)

turd food is known for making people sick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144701)

U: not even up for consideration by asian women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4384832&forum_id=2)#39144745)