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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
rusted arousing prole
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Erotic Sadistic Office
  11/17/13
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Racy goal in life
  02/09/14
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rusted arousing prole
  12/01/13
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Nubile Dark Stead Organic Girlfriend
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
talking black woman
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
beady-eyed cuckoldry stag film
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
claret exciting sneaky criminal
  11/18/13
tp
we have such sights to show you
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Rose Supple Double Fault Feces
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Nubile Dark Stead Organic Girlfriend
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
rusted arousing prole
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
lascivious stage pozpig
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
lavender motley set coffee pot
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
French roast beef gas station
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Boyish cowardly rehab
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
rusted arousing prole
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Adventurous brethren location
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
rusted arousing prole
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Out-of-control aqua telephone public bath
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Gay indecent space
  04/07/16
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Avocado tripping temple mad-dog skullcap
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Jet crotch chapel
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Very Tactful Business Firm
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Red Excitant Dilemma
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Sapphire naked boiling water
  11/17/13
?
Walnut Passionate Pit Indirect Expression
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Maize gaped dopamine base
  11/18/13
Well?
green affirmative action pervert
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Henna Bat Shit Crazy Piazza
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
snowy medicated stain
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Nubile Dark Stead Organic Girlfriend
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
curious maroon ape codepig
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Costumed unhinged friendly grandma
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
snowy medicated stain
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
rusted arousing prole
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
snowy medicated stain
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Costumed unhinged friendly grandma
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
rusted arousing prole
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
snowy medicated stain
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
rusted arousing prole
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
You're done here
Heady ultramarine hospital lettuce
  11/19/13
(idiot)
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
...
ruddy famous landscape painting heaven
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Appetizing Transparent Depressive
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
rusted arousing prole
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
ruddy famous landscape painting heaven
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Boyish cowardly rehab
  11/17/13
...
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
ruddy famous landscape painting heaven
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
geriatric fighting goyim fortuitous meteor
  11/17/13
only?
Appetizing Transparent Depressive
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
rusted arousing prole
  11/17/13
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lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
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Slap-happy histrionic casino
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Flushed high-end half-breed center
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
rusted arousing prole
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Costumed unhinged friendly grandma
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
aromatic resort
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
ruddy famous landscape painting heaven
  11/17/13
lol
aromatic resort
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Flushed high-end half-breed center
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Appetizing Transparent Depressive
  11/17/13
lmao.
claret exciting sneaky criminal
  11/18/13
cq
Coral dashing mad cow disease field
  03/03/24
...
we have such sights to show you
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
Self-centered corner
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
claret exciting sneaky criminal
  11/18/13
Underrated
Disrespectful boltzmann blood rage
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
indigo state
  12/22/14
tyft mental image
galvanic electric furnace
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
tantric startling trump supporter
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
tantric startling trump supporter
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Flushed high-end half-breed center
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
Soggy Legal Warrant
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Self-centered corner
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
tantric startling trump supporter
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Self-centered corner
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
ruddy famous landscape painting heaven
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
tantric startling trump supporter
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
violent pearl wagecucks
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
tantric startling trump supporter
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
tantric startling trump supporter
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
violent pearl wagecucks
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
violent pearl wagecucks
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
violent pearl wagecucks
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Self-centered corner
  11/17/13
LOL
lavender motley set coffee pot
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
tantric startling trump supporter
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Self-centered corner
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
tantric startling trump supporter
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Self-centered corner
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
180 azure address juggernaut
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
curious maroon ape codepig
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Cheese-eating bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Razzle-dazzle Effete Native
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
rusted arousing prole
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
tantric startling trump supporter
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Self-centered corner
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
Disrespectful boltzmann blood rage
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Appetizing Transparent Depressive
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
rusted arousing prole
  11/17/13
well executed flame
useless roommate
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
marvelous citrine ticket booth
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Yapping kitchen
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
deep fantasy-prone theater stage ceo
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Self-centered corner
  11/17/13
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Floppy quadroon hell
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
Poppy Idea He Suggested Property
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Lemon stirring lay
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Floppy quadroon hell
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Thriller Bawdyhouse Clown
  11/18/13
the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
big lime house reading party
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
rusted arousing prole
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
big lime house reading party
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
rusted arousing prole
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Black Charismatic Foreskin Church
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
swashbuckling dragon
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Black Charismatic Foreskin Church
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
startled kink-friendly lodge elastic band
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
rusted arousing prole
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
startled kink-friendly lodge elastic band
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Black Charismatic Foreskin Church
  11/18/13
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Bateful Bronze School Cafeteria
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Bistre Mentally Impaired Degenerate
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
rusted arousing prole
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Black Charismatic Foreskin Church
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Poppy Idea He Suggested Property
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Maize gaped dopamine base
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
Mind-boggling Persian
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ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
cream swollen macaca mental disorder
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(Jeff Bridges)
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Slap-happy histrionic casino
  11/19/13
best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Vigorous Hateful Cruise Ship
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Concupiscible station useless brakes
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
rusted arousing prole
  11/19/13
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rusted arousing prole
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
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Ebony diverse theater
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
odious shrine
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
marvelous citrine ticket booth
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
electric trust fund incel
  12/17/13
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Twisted Brindle School Wrinkle
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
rusted arousing prole
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
Stimulating background story
  03/08/14
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rusted arousing prole
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
galvanic electric furnace
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
irradiated iridescent box office
  12/22/14
and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
Multi-colored Yarmulke
  12/22/14
Uh they do
Milky national ratface
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rusted arousing prole
  01/13/15
(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
galvanic electric furnace
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Gay indecent space
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Erotic Sadistic Office

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Racy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Nubile Dark Stead Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: talking black woman

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed cuckoldry stag film

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: claret exciting sneaky criminal

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Rose Supple Double Fault Feces

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Nubile Dark Stead Organic Girlfriend

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: lascivious stage pozpig

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: French roast beef gas station

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Boyish cowardly rehab

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Adventurous brethren location

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Out-of-control aqua telephone public bath

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Gay indecent space

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Avocado tripping temple mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Jet crotch chapel

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Very Tactful Business Firm

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Red Excitant Dilemma

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Sapphire naked boiling water

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Walnut Passionate Pit Indirect Expression

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Maize gaped dopamine base

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: green affirmative action pervert

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Henna Bat Shit Crazy Piazza

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: snowy medicated stain

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Nubile Dark Stead Organic Girlfriend

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: curious maroon ape codepig

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Costumed unhinged friendly grandma

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: snowy medicated stain

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: snowy medicated stain

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Costumed unhinged friendly grandma

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: snowy medicated stain

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Heady ultramarine hospital lettuce

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: ruddy famous landscape painting heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Appetizing Transparent Depressive

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: ruddy famous landscape painting heaven

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Boyish cowardly rehab

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: ruddy famous landscape painting heaven

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: geriatric fighting goyim fortuitous meteor

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Transparent Depressive

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Slap-happy histrionic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Flushed high-end half-breed center

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Costumed unhinged friendly grandma

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: aromatic resort

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: ruddy famous landscape painting heaven

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: aromatic resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Flushed high-end half-breed center

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Appetizing Transparent Depressive

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: claret exciting sneaky criminal

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Coral dashing mad cow disease field

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Self-centered corner

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: claret exciting sneaky criminal

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Disrespectful boltzmann blood rage

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: indigo state

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: galvanic electric furnace

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Contagious nursing home athletic conference

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: tantric startling trump supporter

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: tantric startling trump supporter

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Flushed high-end half-breed center

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Soggy Legal Warrant

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Self-centered corner

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: tantric startling trump supporter

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Self-centered corner

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: ruddy famous landscape painting heaven

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: tantric startling trump supporter

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: violent pearl wagecucks

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: tantric startling trump supporter

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: tantric startling trump supporter

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: violent pearl wagecucks

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: violent pearl wagecucks

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: violent pearl wagecucks

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Self-centered corner

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: lavender motley set coffee pot

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: tantric startling trump supporter

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Self-centered corner

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: tantric startling trump supporter

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Self-centered corner

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: 180 azure address juggernaut

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: curious maroon ape codepig

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Cheese-eating bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Effete Native

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: tantric startling trump supporter

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Self-centered corner

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Disrespectful boltzmann blood rage

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Transparent Depressive

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: useless roommate

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: marvelous citrine ticket booth

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Yapping kitchen

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: deep fantasy-prone theater stage ceo

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Self-centered corner

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Floppy quadroon hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Poppy Idea He Suggested Property

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Lemon stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Floppy quadroon hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Thriller Bawdyhouse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: big lime house reading party

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: rusted arousing prole

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: big lime house reading party

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: rusted arousing prole

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Black Charismatic Foreskin Church

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling dragon

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Black Charismatic Foreskin Church

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: startled kink-friendly lodge elastic band

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: startled kink-friendly lodge elastic band

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Black Charismatic Foreskin Church

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Bateful Bronze School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Bistre Mentally Impaired Degenerate

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Black Charismatic Foreskin Church

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Poppy Idea He Suggested Property

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Maize gaped dopamine base

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Persian

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: cream swollen macaca mental disorder

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Spruce deranged immigrant water buffalo

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Slap-happy histrionic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Vigorous Hateful Cruise Ship

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible station useless brakes

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: marvelous citrine ticket booth

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: hideous cumskin hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Ebony diverse theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: odious shrine

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: marvelous citrine ticket booth

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: electric trust fund incel

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Twisted Brindle School Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Stimulating background story

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: rusted arousing prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: galvanic electric furnace

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: irradiated iridescent box office

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored Yarmulke

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Milky national ratface

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: galvanic electric furnace

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Underhanded salmon whorehouse

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Dun Provocative Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Gay indecent space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: exhilarant shivering orchestra pit pistol

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: clear senate pocket flask

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: silver trip antidepressant drug crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Gay indecent space

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Dull Aphrodisiac Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed spot police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: rusted arousing prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Cocky jap son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: rebellious territorial institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Jet crotch chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone carnelian stage

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: adulterous parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: tan cerebral hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Dessert Fox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2)#49397898)