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JPMorgan Turd "Victim" identified as Chirayu Rana (gorgeous Brahmin)

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth https://nypost.com/202...
dun haunted graveyard
  04/30/26
One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and...
dun haunted graveyard
  04/30/26
his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW https://rutgersnewarkathlet...
dun haunted graveyard
  04/30/26
"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York ...
Sickened rusted public bath crotch
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iridescent boyish stage
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Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter t...
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passionate point dingle berry
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180 senate mood
  05/01/26
Lmao
Lascivious set
  05/01/26
LMAO
Medicated pervert preventive strike
  04/30/26
jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/
dun haunted graveyard
  04/30/26
Believe. Men.
Jet-lagged beady-eyed famous landscape painting
  04/30/26
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Cracking faggotry
  05/01/26
Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of In...
alcoholic scourge upon the earth
  04/30/26
What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these we...
sapphire irradiated idiot native
  04/30/26
lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes...
dun haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like...
provocative lettuce
  04/30/26
if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repre...
turquoise slap-happy hairy legs
  05/01/26
Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, ...
provocative lettuce
  05/01/26
‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you...
turquoise slap-happy hairy legs
  05/01/26
It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women...
provocative lettuce
  05/01/26
it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but...
turquoise slap-happy hairy legs
  05/01/26
My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated...
provocative lettuce
  05/01/26
and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you...
turquoise slap-happy hairy legs
  05/01/26
All I'm saying is that it could go either way.
provocative lettuce
  05/01/26
OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
provocative lettuce
  05/01/26
u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf ...
dun haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to sh...
turquoise slap-happy hairy legs
  05/01/26
"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, bu...
Vivacious silver multi-billionaire principal's office
  05/01/26
Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, ...
Vivacious silver multi-billionaire principal's office
  05/01/26
https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328
Jet-lagged beady-eyed famous landscape painting
  04/30/26
Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the A...
dun haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest lookin...
Big Kitty
  05/01/26
nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DN...
dun haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a...
Big Kitty
  05/01/26
imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with...
dun haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068
dun haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
Gorgeous dog
bespoke motley hominid
  05/01/26
your account must get the weirdest followers
Stimulating Rigor Jap
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Supple nowag
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topaz spectacular party of the first part sneaky criminal
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how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he co...
hateful orchestra pit
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https://x.com/i/status/2050275337247068344
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passionate point dingle berry
  05/01/26
Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital Joe Rogan, Shane Gill...
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Someone figured out that he has some initials denoting he's ...
dun haunted graveyard
  05/01/26
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topaz spectacular party of the first part sneaky criminal
  05/01/26
why didn't he make plausible allegations
Ebony stag film people who are hurt
  05/01/26
He's got a great future as an actor if they decide to reboot...
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  05/01/26


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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: dun haunted graveyard

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth

https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: dun haunted graveyard

One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and Rutgers graduate, as “socially awkward” but someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank.

someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855253)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: dun haunted graveyard

his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW

https://rutgersnewarkathletics.com/sports/mens-soccer/roster/chirayu-rana/928



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855258)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Sickened rusted public bath crotch

"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York County Supreme Court docket as representing “John Doe”, did not return The Post’s calls seeking comment.

JPMorgan strongly denied all of the claims.

A bank spokesperson, said an internal probe by the bank’s HR department and outside counsel lasted only 45 minutes. "When we showed our counsel at Davis Polk photos of the individuals involved, they burst out laughing, as did everyone in the room."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855269)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: iridescent boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855275)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: dun haunted graveyard

Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855280)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: Charismatic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856426)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: passionate point dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855780)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: 180 senate mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856947)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Lascivious set

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856968)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Medicated pervert preventive strike

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855273)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: dun haunted graveyard

jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855283)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: Jet-lagged beady-eyed famous landscape painting

Believe. Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855287)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:11 AM
Author: Cracking faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856465)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: alcoholic scourge upon the earth

Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of India 2000 years ago

https://x.com/martinshkreli/status/2050001122136293759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855747)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: sapphire irradiated idiot native

What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these weird freaks in America. Jfc go do your weird heathen shit in ur own countries I don’t wanna be exposed to this bullshit holy fuck I am so goddamn sick of fucking foreigners be they turd or “Shkreli” or whatever the fuck take that TTT shit away from my homeland kill all jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855778)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: dun haunted graveyard

lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes such a fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856360)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: provocative lettuce

Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like it's debunked with the only evidence that she and her "allies" say it's a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49855764)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:03 AM
Author: turquoise slap-happy hairy legs

if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repressed, porn-obsessed turd full of resentment towards attractive whites forever out of his reach i wouldn't have to sympathize with the woman in this case

"my little brown boy" fucking LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856363)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: provocative lettuce

Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, you don't understand how these predators operate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856367)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:42 AM
Author: turquoise slap-happy hairy legs

‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you think you’re going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner,’ she allegedly said. ‘You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f*** my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’

this is obviously written by a sexless indian male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856375)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: provocative lettuce

It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women constantly; it's not crazy that one woman in the world would talk like that to a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856378)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:49 AM
Author: turquoise slap-happy hairy legs

it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but that's not permission to ignore the roar of your better judgment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856402)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 AM
Author: provocative lettuce

My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated on this man. Like many people at the executive level, especially somewhere as prestigious as JPM, she's likely ruthless and cold-blooded. Maybe even more so than the men at that level.

Maybe she has a racial fetish or maybe she was trying to demean him by talking about his race. Maybe both. Maybe she found him attractive, maybe not. He is allegedly Tall and Athletic and she might not care about face as much.

You put those things together with an insane sex drive and you could easily get behavior like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856410)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:16 AM
Author: turquoise slap-happy hairy legs

and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you can use this episode as a reminder of ur poverty of insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856413)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 AM
Author: provocative lettuce

All I'm saying is that it could go either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856414)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: provocative lettuce

OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2#49856920

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856958)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:27 AM
Author: dun haunted graveyard

u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound

these dood is nepalese and their men are GORGEOUS, hes totally furkable, stop being a fag u know u wld if u cld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856393)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:01 AM
Author: turquoise slap-happy hairy legs

what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to shake down an american business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856409)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Vivacious silver multi-billionaire principal's office

"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound"

His attorneys do look like a legit labor law firm (inasmuch as a plaintiff-side labor law firm can be). Was it filed in state or federal court. If state, lol you can file any nonsense without concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856816)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Vivacious silver multi-billionaire principal's office

Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, that makes it more likely it was horseshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856835)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Jet-lagged beady-eyed famous landscape painting

https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856113)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: dun haunted graveyard

Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the Anti Indian Hate saars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856365)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: Big Kitty

is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest looking turds i've ever seen.

Morgan's Pallid Apoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856366)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:28 AM
Author: dun haunted graveyard

nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DNA). its funny in nepal sometimes u see ppl who look like pure aryans like these gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856394)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: Big Kitty

Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a moment, thought it was Dolph Lundgren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856406)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:33 AM
Author: dun haunted graveyard

imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with high heels, im hard... asking grok to maek this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856421)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: dun haunted graveyard

https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856424)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: bespoke motley hominid

Gorgeous dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856802)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Stimulating Rigor Jap

your account must get the weirdest followers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856873)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Supple nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856870)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: topaz spectacular party of the first part sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49857225)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: hateful orchestra pit

how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he could have fashioned a much less exaggerated story and ridden the flame for a long time, if not to ultimate victory.

this is the rare case that may tempt a prosecutor to look for a way to nail him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49856971)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Cerise Offensive Dog Poop

https://x.com/i/status/2050275337247068344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49857219)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: passionate point dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49857283)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: hateful orchestra pit

Autism Capital 🧩

@AutismCapital

Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir talk about the JPM sex scandal

ROGAN: “It turns out it’s fake. He just claimed she made him f**k her.”

GILLIS: “Wait, is it an Indian guy?”

ROGAN; “I believe so.”

GILLIS; “Yeah it does read like an Indian guy.” 😂 😂 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49857373)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: dun haunted graveyard

Someone figured out that he has some initials denoting he's a direct descendent of the Nepali Royal family, which last name was also Rana. This dood is like the FRESH PRINCE OF KATHMANDU, no wonder she wanted himalayan chocobar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49857271)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: topaz spectacular party of the first part sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49857302)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Ebony stag film people who are hurt

why didn't he make plausible allegations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49857303)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Drab Big-titted Background Story Ratface

He's got a great future as an actor if they decide to reboot the Addams Family with an Indian version of Lurch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2)#49857393)