Now, scholarship was a rumptease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3882326&forum_id=2)#35323670)

*legate grimaces as the crowd becomes more restive*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3882326&forum_id=2)#35324120)

"We have no PIG but Halford."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3882326&forum_id=2)#35394160)

"So thou sayest"

"Prove It!"

*Peterman hikes up his robes to display his self-lubing gaper. A hush falls over the crowd as the sun itself is seemingly swallowed in the endless black depths*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3882326&forum_id=2)#35556054)

posing as a man

He spoke some words presenting his behind...

the fucking, trucking kind.

I asked him... to stop exaggerating

the rumors cant be true.

He bent over... and with a moan of lust

he shat out Caesar's bust.

And next, the room was full, of hot and horny men...

They would not... date this man...

spit-roasting him and then - doing it again...

Then I saw... miles of steel contraptions, queuing for this man.

With hungry faces, peering through the glass.

Each waiting for that ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3882326&forum_id=2)#36113848)

rather little in homer is nuanced or historical. he (if he was a he, and not a they) was a bard who jazzed up spearchucker tales of conquest with memorable (and mnemonic) epithets. he was not a faggot from the iowa creative writer's workshop who strove for "nuance" and "historicity"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3882326&forum_id=2)#37777716)