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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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khaki scourge upon the earth stage
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Racy boltzmann principal's office
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
khaki scourge upon the earth stage
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Racy boltzmann principal's office
  05/01/26
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provocative drab son of senegal space
  05/01/26
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milky feces
  04/29/26
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khaki scourge upon the earth stage
  04/29/26
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provocative drab son of senegal space
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
bat shit crazy sadistic masturbator
  04/29/26
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soul-stirring rigor travel guidebook
  04/29/26
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provocative drab son of senegal space
  05/01/26
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Brilliant House Liquid Oxygen
  04/30/26
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carmine temple
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
carmine temple
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
provocative drab son of senegal space
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
soul-stirring rigor travel guidebook
  05/02/26
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provocative drab son of senegal space
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
khaki scourge upon the earth stage
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
bat shit crazy sadistic masturbator
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
khaki scourge upon the earth stage
  04/29/26
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provocative drab son of senegal space
  04/29/26
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harsh elastic band station
  04/29/26
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Glassy Senate Dopamine
  04/29/26
180!
soul-stirring rigor travel guidebook
  04/29/26
hell yeah
milky feces
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
khaki scourge upon the earth stage
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Tantric digit ratio
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
khaki scourge upon the earth stage
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Trip den
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
khaki scourge upon the earth stage
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Trip den
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
khaki scourge upon the earth stage
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Garnet Soggy Halford Gunner
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
khaki scourge upon the earth stage
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Trip den
  05/01/26
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provocative drab son of senegal space
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Garnet Soggy Halford Gunner
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Trip den
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
provocative drab son of senegal space
  05/01/26
180
harsh elastic band station
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
milky feces
  05/01/26
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Orchid meetinghouse therapy
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Red stimulating field cuck
  04/30/26
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Red stimulating field cuck
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Big nudist set ape
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
khaki scourge upon the earth stage
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Trip den
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
khaki scourge upon the earth stage
  05/01/26
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provocative drab son of senegal space
  05/01/26
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Trip den
  05/01/26
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provocative drab son of senegal space
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Very tactful electric furnace
  05/01/26
Shalom.
provocative drab son of senegal space
  05/01/26
congrats!
carmine temple
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
harsh elastic band station
  05/01/26
180
provocative drab son of senegal space
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
khaki scourge upon the earth stage
  05/01/26
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provocative drab son of senegal space
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Very tactful electric furnace
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
provocative drab son of senegal space
  05/01/26
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soul-stirring rigor travel guidebook
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Racy boltzmann principal's office

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Racy boltzmann principal's office

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: milky feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sadistic masturbator

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring rigor travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Brilliant House Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: carmine temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: carmine temple

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring rigor travel guidebook

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sadistic masturbator

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: harsh elastic band station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Glassy Senate Dopamine



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring rigor travel guidebook

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: milky feces

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Tantric digit ratio

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Trip den

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Trip den

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Garnet Soggy Halford Gunner

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Trip den

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Garnet Soggy Halford Gunner

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Trip den

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: harsh elastic band station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: milky feces

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Orchid meetinghouse therapy



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Red stimulating field cuck

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Red stimulating field cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Big nudist set ape

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Trip den

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Trip den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Very tactful electric furnace

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: carmine temple

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: harsh elastic band station

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Very tactful electric furnace

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: provocative drab son of senegal space

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring rigor travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860163)