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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Racy boltzmann principal's office 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Racy boltzmann principal's office Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: milky feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: bat shit crazy sadistic masturbator the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: soul-stirring rigor travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Brilliant House Liquid Oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: carmine temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: carmine temple you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: soul-stirring rigor travel guidebook https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: bat shit crazy sadistic masturbator Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: harsh elastic band station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Glassy Senate Dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: soul-stirring rigor travel guidebook 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: milky feces hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Tantric digit ratio What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Trip den What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Trip den How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Garnet Soggy Halford Gunner Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: Trip den I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Garnet Soggy Halford Gunner How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Trip den I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: harsh elastic band station 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: milky feces 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Orchid meetinghouse therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Red stimulating field cuck How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Red stimulating field cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Big nudist set ape just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Trip den Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Trip den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Very tactful electric furnace Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: carmine temple congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: harsh elastic band station Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: khaki scourge upon the earth stage Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Very tactful electric furnace Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: provocative drab son of senegal space Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: soul-stirring rigor travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860163) |