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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: lime set faggotry

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Mischievous hairraiser brunch gaming laptop

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Laughsome chapel mediation

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Flushed Sticky National Factory Reset Button

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Frisky kitty institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Peach halford library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Carmine locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Laughsome chapel mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: spruce soul-stirring potus crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Mischievous hairraiser brunch gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: stirring violet principal's office clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: House-broken lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: House-broken lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: sapphire becky point

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: House-broken lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: idiotic snowy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: green mood range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Peach halford library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: chrome glittery trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: unholy arousing stead half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Peach halford library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: wonderful piazza feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Peach halford library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: aqua whorehouse international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: white big pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Peach halford library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: know-it-all bright abode

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Peach halford library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: misunderstood learning disabled boiling water

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: know-it-all bright abode

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: very tactful dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: lilac excitant toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: frozen market

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: obsidian nighttime psychic

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy vigorous legend volcanic crater

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: aqua whorehouse international law enforcement agency

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: vermilion site prole

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Transparent aphrodisiac useless brakes twinkling uncleanness

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: multi-colored theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: flirting rusted haunted graveyard

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: spectacular business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: jade boyish corner

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: beady-eyed dilemma philosopher-king

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Thriller stain deer antler

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: costumed lodge multi-billionaire

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Laughsome chapel mediation

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: canary cruel-hearted temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: misunderstood learning disabled boiling water

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: fighting location rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: naked coral forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Razzle glassy friendly grandma senate

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Seedy twisted house faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: impressive cream boltzmann indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: idiotic snowy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Godawful Newt Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Peach halford library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: canary cruel-hearted temple

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: canary cruel-hearted temple

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: primrose titillating foreskin elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: razzmatazz geriatric hell

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Thriller stain deer antler

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: canary cruel-hearted temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: vivacious cobalt home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: adulterous thirsty theater

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Histrionic startling marketing idea

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: adulterous thirsty theater

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Maroon deranged travel guidebook brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Comical theatre

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: vivacious cobalt home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: lilac excitant toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Thriller stain deer antler

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Comical theatre

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Fragrant Bisexual Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: know-it-all bright abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Bistre alcoholic step-uncle's house coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: abnormal yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: burgundy hall death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: wonderful piazza feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: umber sex offender cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: wine rehab

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Fragrant Bisexual Property

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: lilac excitant toaster

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Fragrant Bisexual Property

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: multi-colored theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Red Locus Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: trip mauve base

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Comical theatre

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Laughsome chapel mediation

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Comical theatre

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: motley stag film

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Aromatic bawdyhouse gay wizard

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: chest-beating electric resort wagecucks

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: primrose titillating foreskin elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: rough-skinned gas station

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: adulterous thirsty theater

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: rough-skinned gas station

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: adulterous thirsty theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: naked coral forum

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: big-titted talented center old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: 180 candlestick maker

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: adulterous thirsty theater

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: 180 candlestick maker

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: brass marvelous hospital

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: adulterous thirsty theater

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: adulterous thirsty theater

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: adulterous thirsty theater

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: aqua whorehouse international law enforcement agency



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: adulterous thirsty theater

Cr

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Seedy twisted house faggot firefighter



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: maize meetinghouse depressive



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: idiotic snowy goal in life



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Drunken university

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: primrose titillating foreskin elastic band

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Buck-toothed stage

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Massive Charismatic Incel Church Building

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Buck-toothed stage

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Dull Racy Karate Ticket Booth

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: chest-beating electric resort wagecucks



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: adulterous thirsty theater

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Flushed Sticky National Factory Reset Button

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Dull Racy Karate Ticket Booth

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Henna Irate Doctorate Native



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: canary cruel-hearted temple



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: spectacular business firm



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: dead heady parlour

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: irradiated salmon azn

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Exciting Purple Kitchen



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: adulterous thirsty theater



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: ungodly field



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: hideous gaped coldplay fan space



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Opaque tanning salon skinny woman

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: House-broken lettuce



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: flirting rusted haunted graveyard



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: hideous gaped coldplay fan space



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: idiotic snowy goal in life

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: nudist hairy legs

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: ungodly field



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Mischievous hairraiser brunch gaming laptop



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: idiotic snowy goal in life



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: idiotic snowy goal in life



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: House-broken lettuce



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: House-broken lettuce



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Overrated windowlicker

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: House-broken lettuce

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: idiotic snowy goal in life



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Blue contagious blood rage church

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29407564)



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Author: fighting location rigor



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: mahogany narrow-minded hissy fit

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: House-broken lettuce



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Author: Supple ivory school cafeteria stock car



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Author: Misanthropic menage gaping



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: House-broken lettuce



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Overrated windowlicker



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: fighting location rigor



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: burgundy hall death wish

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Heaven Mad Cow Disease



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Overrated windowlicker



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Arrogant Masturbator

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#35228655)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Godawful Newt Jap

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Drunken university

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Startled sadistic cruise ship

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Bateful poppy liquid oxygen

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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