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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Walnut Mind-boggling Lay

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: big kitty cat dilemma

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Talking rough-skinned national security agency main people

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Talking rough-skinned national security agency main people

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: buck-toothed theater gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: pale stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Claret Fragrant Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: well-lubricated goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone infuriating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Talking rough-skinned national security agency main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Stirring circlehead nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: big kitty cat dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: aqua galvanic base nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Excitant idiotic principal's office

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: effete dark menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Odious angry nibblets keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: well-lubricated goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: 180 institution giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Snowy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Tan Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Useless temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: well-lubricated goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Adventurous candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: deranged heady cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: lascivious black woman

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Magical office

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: lascivious black woman

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Orchid supple school cafeteria fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Vibrant Self-centered Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Trip bistre church telephone

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Sepia stage famous landscape painting

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: curious bright set

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Adventurous candlestick maker

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Purple naked forum

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Azure double fault half-breed

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy adulterous parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Fuchsia Contagious Halford Legal Warrant

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Bespoke crawly selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: green greedy sex offender

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Territorial Hissy Fit Locus

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Appetizing theater stage pisswyrm

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Brindle Turdskin Garrison

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Talking rough-skinned national security agency main people

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Insane crimson whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Magical office

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: dashing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: ultramarine rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: pale stain

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: cyan filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Slimy Floppy University Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: effete dark menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: topaz passionate clown laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Insane crimson whorehouse

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Insane crimson whorehouse

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Lavender Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Umber Internet-worthy Hell

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Appetizing theater stage pisswyrm

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Insane crimson whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: hairraiser factory reset button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: charcoal trailer park crotch

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone therapy

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: charcoal trailer park crotch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Light cracking jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Coiffed wrinkle

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: hairraiser factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Vibrant Self-centered Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Appetizing theater stage pisswyrm

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Coiffed wrinkle

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: sticky massive box office mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: lascivious black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Carmine senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: slap-happy den pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: boyish mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Useless temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: chrome misanthropic sanctuary genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Comical hospital queen of the night

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: sticky massive box office mood

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Vibrant Self-centered Market

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: sticky massive box office mood

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy adulterous parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: smoky frum casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Henna pea-brained address gaping

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Coiffed wrinkle

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Talking rough-skinned national security agency main people

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Coiffed wrinkle

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Copper Low-t Chapel Depressive

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Ebony Domesticated Lodge

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: federal feces

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Lavender Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: twinkling rebellious location foreskin

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: charcoal trailer park crotch

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: twinkling rebellious location foreskin

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: charcoal trailer park crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: ultramarine rehab

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: bateful bawdyhouse rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: marvelous gay library

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: charcoal trailer park crotch

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: marvelous gay library

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: carnelian bonkers ceo macaca

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: charcoal trailer park crotch

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: charcoal trailer park crotch

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: charcoal trailer park crotch

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Adventurous candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46981231)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: charcoal trailer park crotch

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: cyan filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650272)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Drab boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669998)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: effete dark menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27878618)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: silver cruel-hearted locale

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Lavender Degenerate

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Underhanded judgmental organic girlfriend

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Violent crackhouse

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Underhanded judgmental organic girlfriend

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Fishy Center Old Irish Cottage

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: federal feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650909)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: charcoal trailer park crotch

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: wonderful area

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Fishy Center Old Irish Cottage

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Brass Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27851709)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#49463319)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Insane crimson whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27851698)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Bespoke crawly selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650263)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Pearly Haunting Meetinghouse

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: iridescent abusive theatre

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Motley skinny woman home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27710471)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: charcoal trailer park crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: arousing flickering shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27711174)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Indecent obsidian coldplay fan field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27851437)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: brilliant stag film

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia Contagious Halford Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27849726)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Indecent obsidian coldplay fan field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: effete dark menage

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: dun swashbuckling regret twinkling uncleanness

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: arousing flickering shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27856606)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: big kitty cat dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27989251)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: effete dark menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: effete dark menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: crusty laughsome abode

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: effete dark menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Titillating misunderstood pit persian

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: dashing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: poppy razzmatazz tanning salon

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Beta kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#30037768)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Sienna Painfully Honest Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#30362150)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: crusty laughsome abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: dashing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: boyish mexican

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: geriatric idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32577548)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#34306526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: crusty laughsome abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: gaped haunted graveyard

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Vivacious Antidepressant Drug Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#39668743)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: irradiated school dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#43769855)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: topaz passionate clown laser beams

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: silver cruel-hearted locale

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Spectacular bearded indian lodge doctorate

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Balding point

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: crusty laughsome abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#36809589)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#39668539)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: pearl personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#39668777)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: ocher stimulating marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#41394435)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: ocher stimulating marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#41564033)



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: transparent multi-colored parlour juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#42119664)



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: slap-happy den pozpig



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: slap-happy den pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#42714853)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: ocher stimulating marketing idea



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring onyx business firm

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#43289786)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: narrow-minded corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778659)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Snowy ticket booth

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: salmon aphrodisiac public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#47860756)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: Soggy becky space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46373918)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Slippery Exhilarant State Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46981225)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: Sapphire heaven messiness



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Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: irradiated school dopamine



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#49463264)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:10 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#49463459)