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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Odious Topaz Milk Resort

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Self-centered Razzle-dazzle Public Bath

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: cordovan bonkers mad-dog skullcap

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: cordovan bonkers mad-dog skullcap

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: House-broken Frisky Selfie Piazza

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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine bateful stead son of senegal

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Razzle parlour dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27647567)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Abusive Factory Reset Button Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated slippery cuckold deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Twisted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Confused dilemma pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Rusted range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Cerebral circlehead regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: cordovan bonkers mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Outnumbered Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Self-centered Razzle-dazzle Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: black volcanic crater legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: exciting school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: exciting school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: arrogant hateful doctorate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: exciting school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Spectacular brindle property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: useless shivering hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Rusted range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Rusted range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: magical locus cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Talented aggressive ticket booth old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Rusted range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: motley unholy quadroon whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Pea-brained hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Rusted range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Ebony Thriller Laser Beams People Who Are Hurt

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Rusted range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Zippy kitty

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Ebony Thriller Laser Beams People Who Are Hurt

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Milky Den Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: supple bull headed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Gaped locale keepsake machete

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Pearl violent place of business

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Vivacious Karate Elastic Band

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: motley unholy quadroon whorehouse

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Greedy Amethyst Space

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: poppy fragrant reading party

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: House-broken Frisky Selfie Piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Walnut Tattoo

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Aromatic Tan Hairy Legs Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: opaque hyperventilating brethren alpha

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: costumed khaki location really tough guy

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Big-titted Cruise Ship

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone maize gaping pervert

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: cordovan bonkers mad-dog skullcap

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: domesticated insane address pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Zippy kitty

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant Naked Chapel Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Mahogany Shrine Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Twisted library

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: rambunctious menage yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: turquoise vibrant point main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Spectacular brindle property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Indigo jet-lagged step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Rusted range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: domesticated insane address pocket flask

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: domesticated insane address pocket flask

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Big parlor knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: cobalt office dingle berry

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Big-titted Cruise Ship

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: domesticated insane address pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: avocado digit ratio rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome potus trailer park

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Sexy mental disorder

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome potus trailer park

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Free-loading irradiated generalized bond jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Smoky depressive indian lodge

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: avocado digit ratio rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: supple bull headed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Big-titted Cruise Ship

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Smoky depressive indian lodge

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Cyan Doobsian Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Ebony Thriller Laser Beams People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: fighting trust fund corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Tripping Forum Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Emerald tanning salon idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Talented aggressive ticket booth old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Orchid High-end Private Investor Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Stimulating orchestra pit

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Cyan Doobsian Center

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: supple bull headed theatre

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Cyan Doobsian Center

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: House-broken Frisky Selfie Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Cracking senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Galvanic national security agency azn

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Smoky depressive indian lodge

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: cordovan bonkers mad-dog skullcap

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Smoky depressive indian lodge

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: crusty headpube

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Titillating Overrated Personal Credit Line

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Obsidian Sneaky Criminal

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Big parlor knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Bossy Native Hissy Fit

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome potus trailer park

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Bossy Native Hissy Fit

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome potus trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Mahogany Shrine Roast Beef

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Heady mustard psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Chrome double fault

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome potus trailer park

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Chrome double fault

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: stirring station

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome potus trailer park

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome potus trailer park

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome potus trailer park

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome potus trailer park

Cr

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: rambunctious menage yarmulke



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Infuriating glittery lay



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Spectacular brindle property



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored field persian

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Big parlor knife

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Magenta bawdyhouse

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Sinister mediation spot

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Magenta bawdyhouse

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: marvelous rebellious police squad

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Obsidian Sneaky Criminal



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome potus trailer park

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Ultramarine bateful stead son of senegal

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: marvelous rebellious police squad

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: comical elite brunch coldplay fan



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: domesticated insane address pocket flask



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: electric degenerate

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Transparent Adventurous Puppy

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Scarlet crackhouse



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome potus trailer park



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: sick love of her life state



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Lascivious stage



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Adulterous fear-inspiring striped hyena feces

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: exciting school



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Spectacular brindle property

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Wrinkle Toaster

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: sick love of her life state



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Self-centered Razzle-dazzle Public Bath



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Spectacular brindle property



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Spectacular brindle property



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: exciting school



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: exciting school



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: up-to-no-good national haunted graveyard

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: exciting school

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Spectacular brindle property



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Appetizing lavender skinny woman

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed twinkling market tank

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: exciting school



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: exciting school



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: up-to-no-good national haunted graveyard



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant Naked Chapel Gaming Laptop



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Emerald tanning salon idiot

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#32401153)



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Author: Ivory pit



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Fishy Kitchen Stock Car

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#35228655)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Indigo jet-lagged step-uncle's house

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored field persian

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Painfully honest heaven blood rage

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Sepia Frum University Voyeur

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good national haunted graveyard



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2)#45778737)



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