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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: disturbing hairraiser deer antler messiness It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Salmon chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Thriller aquamarine death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Ungodly Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Balding orchid abode did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: stubborn narrow-minded black woman "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Cerebral french partner (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: fantasy-prone copper spot wrinkle "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: ultramarine theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Cobalt locale sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: rose lodge (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: disturbing hairraiser deer antler messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Ruddy glittery parlour who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: disturbing hairraiser deer antler messiness Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Ruddy glittery parlour whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: disturbing hairraiser deer antler messiness CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: pearly sick space regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Aromatic public bath 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Seedy turquoise house private investor "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: pearly sick space regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: dashing primrose skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Azure out-of-control immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#49414142) |