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Went to see the DC cherry blossoms with Zurich tp (gunneratttt)(pic)
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| Bonkers Brunch Windowlicker | 04/12/26 |
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| vivacious duck-like hall | 04/13/26 |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:52 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth https://imgur.com/a/lgu0SHI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811038) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:54 PM Author: green vibrant locale sound barrier u totally mog him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811043) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth he makes at least 2x as me and has a lovely wife and children through (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811052) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:45 PM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin I’m hoping it’ll be 3x next year bc I’m being voted into the equity partnership (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811155) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:47 AM Author: racy canary heaven mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812214) |
Date: April 11th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: sapphire telephone stain 18000000 cherry blossom trees and loving embrace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811053) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: stimulating center fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811063) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:09 PM Author: Laughsome Pea-brained Lay Candlestick Maker two italian-passing bros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811071) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:24 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth zurich is a pasty and french looking as fuck, what are you talking about? im a little pale rn but still pretty sicillian looking. some italians at the tidal basin nodded at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811101) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:27 PM Author: stimulating center fortuitous meteor the funny thing is i can't tell if op is an AI generated image, something you pulled from elsewhere, or real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811109) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:48 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth its real. i figured with my sunglasses it would be hard to positive id me. im having lobster roll with zurich and his family rn and could poast more proof. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811162) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:50 PM Author: stimulating center fortuitous meteor i thought you were white fat and balding, this seems to be a zany joke on the gujjerreddit-is-indian contingent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811166) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 7:07 PM Author: Laughsome Pea-brained Lay Candlestick Maker indian? no way, dude, gunner is clearly sicilian-passing. wouldn’t be out of place on tony soprano’s crew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811180) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:12 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811290) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:35 AM Author: Bonkers Brunch Windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811891) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: contagious area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812247) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin as i've said here before, it's kind of funny that gunner claims to look italian or greek or whatever. he just looks indian ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812341) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth durr durr $200 faux shearling shorts and cryptkeeper pale but can't tell the difference between indian and mediterranean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812452) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Mind-boggling electric furnace I thought for sure he was just dumpy Appalachianprole meth trash. I get so confused at these pictures. He's legit Indian pretending to be Italian like paulie porsge? Zurich is some 72 year old Armenian dude? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812361) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: maize alcoholic step-uncle's house boltzmann ai unless faggeratttt has one dark arm and one light one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812387) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin he has vitiligo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812399) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: curious copper national i legit thought i was looking at Justin Trudeau embracing one of his millions of immigrants for a moment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49814124) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:10 PM Author: Grizzly motley dog poop preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811073) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: big theater stage I feel gayer looking at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811075) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM Author: fiercely-loyal corner shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811359) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: maize alcoholic step-uncle's house boltzmann the pink blossoms are the least gay thing in the picture, too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812363) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812458) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:15 PM Author: Splenetic Pearl Striped Hyena GORGEOUS bros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811080) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:56 PM Author: nighttime ladyboy wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811362) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:09 PM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin My friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811515) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: Opaque galvanic forum internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812991) |
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:11 PM Author: Azure irradiated temple becky 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811517) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:31 AM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811888) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:34 AM Author: Bonkers Brunch Windowlicker Looking good Billy Ray!
Feeling good Louis!
Out the watch pls |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:14 AM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin What kind of freak flies out from the west coast to drive around dc for 3 hours and turns around to get on a plane right back? A street shitter, apparently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811930) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:41 AM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth we were out for other things and just wanted to use your place as a crash pad to roll around my gf and gary for a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811945) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:44 AM Author: Bonkers Brunch Windowlicker who gary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811949) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:49 AM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin My trans wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811955) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM Author: Buff arousing trump supporter This picture makes me really glad I’m not a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811960) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:59 AM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin You’re a jacked chad that fucks dimes on the reg. Genetically predestined not to be a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811962) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:16 AM Author: Buff arousing trump supporter My guy are you ever not scrolling xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49811981) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:36 AM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth dessert after lobster rolls
https://imgur.com/a/i4ERPui |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:51 AM Author: Bonkers Brunch Windowlicker Myron Gaines smile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812044) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: excitant hideous resort arent u worried u'll catch his AIDS sharing food and drinks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812720) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:01 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth after all that unprotected sex it's hard to remain cautious about sharing food and drink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812728) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:50 PM Author: nighttime ladyboy I'd like to see the lobster rolls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812961) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:11 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth despite technically being asian i'm not the type of asian that takes pics of his food at a restaurant. also they were just meh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49813001) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:08 AM Author: vivacious duck-like hall Kash is looking great! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49813723) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 AM Author: Bat shit crazy fuchsia police squad U gotta work on ur cleanup skills breh. This is almost as bad as when benzo posted his bank account. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49813787) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:23 AM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth cleanup skills?
edit: oh i get it. thats semi-intentional because it makes it funnier for me. |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:57 AM Author: curious copper national blanking yourself while leaving him in the clear is (chefs kiss)
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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin seriously, he owned me. i'm outed now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49814131) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: curious copper national he should have had the courage to join you
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth i did in the first pic! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49814858) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Hyperventilating maroon jew 180 pic of bros enjoying an embrace in a moment that will not last forever - much like the cherry blossoms will one day wither and die. but today is beautiful
p.s. zurich's wife is very pretty |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:07 AM Author: Bonkers Brunch Windowlicker He definitely outkicked his coverage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812067) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:19 AM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin So I had a very long date with a guy from dating app. At the end we had sex but I was quite high on alcohol and feel like he took advantage of me. He gave me lift home and now I saw he unmatched me on dating app next morning. I feel stupid and very sad. A guy was all over me, he shared his phone before the date but I didn't write it down. I understand he is not interested but unmatching without even basic courtesy just crushed me. WHY men in their 30's don't have basic decency especially after intercourse? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812083) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: Bonkers Brunch Windowlicker We've all been there man. Left shattered and feeling like a worthless piece of fuckmeat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812097) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin No flame I woke up in Pittsburgh 3 weeks ago with my buttcheeks stuck together. No condom anywhere in the room even though I made the guy promise to use one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812121) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth she's hot af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812454) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: chrome cuck gunner's skin looking very "olive" in that pic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812188) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812624) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:37 AM Author: Mind-boggling electric furnace If you scroll down the Italian on the left appears to be wearing an Aldi bag as shorts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812195) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin Those are kith x Columbia fleece shorts. I paid $200 for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812261) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: painfully honest sweet tailpipe which one is the more indian looking one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812239) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: elite dashing keepsake machete Why is the white guy so skinny? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812356) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin spaceporn hurt my feelings when he said he saw the pictures of me with the dog and my daughter and that i was fat in the picture, so i started dieting and doing a lot of cardio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812370) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:23 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth which one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812424) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:29 PM Author: Flickering thriller depressive queen of the night I knew Zurich IRL. He's white and kinda corpse looking but not a bad dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812440) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin Are you srs? Pls email me thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812563) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin also, you can ask gunner and HAtp and lex, i promise not to out you. i'm curious how i know u. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812640) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: Cocky Supple Nibblets Chad At least your right arm is White (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812644) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:55 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth saw this before i poasted and was internally loling over consuela and fulano wondering IS THIS REAL? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812716) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:08 PM Author: sapphire telephone stain Lol I didn't notice until the second time I clicked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812748) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth it took a lot of grok prompts like "make one arm white" to finally get it to do this. and it still made me darker than i am. i definitely do look more olive toned than this irl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812755) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: marvelous slippery foreskin orchestra pit Looks like you both have semis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812727) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:01 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth i had a least a 3/4 chub while taking pics with his him and his son (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812730) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:19 PM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin this isn't really relevant to ITT, but my older son has a friend over and the following things have happened within the span of about 45 minutes:
1. he pointed to the urn with my dad's ashes and said MEET MY GRANDFATHER
2. his friend's name is john and mu son walked over to me (accompanied by john) and said "did you know john's 35% german? he made a picture" and showed me a swastika on an etch-a-sketch (which im guessing my kid drew). they were both howling laughing.
3. he ran downstairs and said "dad, i think i found a ball shaver" and was holding, in fact, a pair of clippers one might use to cut one's pubes.
also, this kid's dad is a securities lolyer at Dechert. he worked at the SEC for years but took off after the drumpfth 2nd term started, so i guess he's a service partner there. |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812802) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: maize alcoholic step-uncle's house boltzmann huh, great anecdotes from a guy also referred to as john (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812832) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin what in the absolute fuck is this retarded shit you're saying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812833) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:51 PM Author: maize alcoholic step-uncle's house boltzmann lol, wifey reading the thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812847) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:15 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth his wife, my gf, and us literally were loling and about dumb xo shit this morning. i also have no idea what you're talking about with "john" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812893) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin oh, i think it's a joke about me fucking prostitutes.
you need to try harder (assuming i'm even right, which i may not be). if it takes two people like 45 minutes to get the joke, your joke sucks. |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth i thought this too but then he'd have said "a john" and also his follow up about your wife makes zero sense since part of your arc is that she found your xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812969) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: maize alcoholic step-uncle's house boltzmann yes, my 'joke' was made for you two faggots i'm sure you were the last two to 'get it', btw. it was extremely clever and hard to figure out |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth it doesnt make much sense when nothing in his poast is relevant to his whoring. at best it's a hamfisted attempt to dunk on him for his whoring, which is not only droll (his name is john and you're a john haha) but pretty stupid to dunk on someone for something they revealed themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49812987) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin yes, your joke was "extremely clever and hard to figure out."
the best jokes tend to confuse the listener and cause them to spend 40 minutes trying to discern what the joke-teller is even talking about.
also, what's so funny about me fucking like 75 prostitutes? who even cares. hey i was addicted to coke too! haha. |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:48 PM Author: maize alcoholic step-uncle's house boltzmann just like reminding you that you are a complete loser xoxohth |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:01 AM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin Do you refer to Mark Levin as The Great One? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49813768) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:10 AM Author: Bat shit crazy fuchsia police squad So you're trying to have sex with Johns dad or what? That's what I took from this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49813731) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:10 AM Author: Rough-skinned jet cruise ship pozpig gunneratttt is pulling a double reverse schtick. he's an irl jeet pretending to be white who pretends to be a jeet online. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49813732) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:53 AM Author: slap-happy shimmering chapel scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49813763) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:08 AM Author: Rough-skinned jet cruise ship pozpig It's pretty clever and has fooled poasters like fulano. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49813771) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Gold Filthpig Looks like Glenn greenwald and his Afro-Brazilian husband (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49814199) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: Yellow Cerebral Cumskin https://i2.wp.com/nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/11/glenn-greenwald.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&ssl=1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49814223) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: painfully honest sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2)#49814518) |