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I just turned 42, what should I do for my girlfriend's 25th birhday

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my...
Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station
  06/15/26
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  06/16/26
lol
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So we looked at the data
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Earl Swimshirt
  06/17/26
Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you ne...
glassy old irish cottage business firm
  06/15/26
She loves my average penis.
Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station
  06/15/26
Ask her why she's a gold digging whore. Ask her to babysit ...
glassy old irish cottage business firm
  06/15/26
My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anyt...
Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station
  06/15/26
does she pick the movies or do you
spectacular bisexual goal in life
  06/15/26
We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each ot...
Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station
  06/15/26
No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it fo...
Swollen love of her life
  06/15/26
Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still ...
Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station
  06/15/26
How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?
Swollen love of her life
  06/15/26
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translucent elastic band
  06/16/26
wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good
beta milk
  06/15/26
Criminally underappreciated, 180 post
pungent violet mental disorder hunting ground
  06/16/26
Very sad thread.
glittery vermilion ape
  06/15/26
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Laughsome giraffe
  06/15/26
do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wi...
beta milk
  06/15/26
She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked lik...
Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station
  06/15/26
You are repulsive.
glassy old irish cottage business firm
  06/15/26
happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highl...
beta milk
  06/15/26
What an absolutely psychotic thing to say
Swollen love of her life
  06/15/26
what, this? -- Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: cali...
beta milk
  06/15/26
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Rusted Vigorous Field
  06/16/26
say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish
Razzle-dazzle pearl casino scourge upon the earth
  06/16/26
lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level
Claret sweet tailpipe market
  06/16/26
I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all t...
Bat shit crazy deer antler
  06/16/26
paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. pr...
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  06/16/26
nitrous
dull big mediation
  06/15/26
That's really bad for you. I would never.
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  06/15/26
pussy wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a se...
dull big mediation
  06/15/26
2cb/2ci
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  06/15/26
Welcome back gunneratttt
Bat shit crazy deer antler
  06/16/26
...
curious olive parlour crotch
  06/16/26
How often do you get your kids?
Honey-headed Volcanic Crater
  06/16/26
50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives ...
Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station
  06/16/26
kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck yo...
beta milk
  06/16/26
180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.
Honey-headed Volcanic Crater
  06/16/26
...
beta milk
  06/16/26
How much money did she settle for
Bat shit crazy deer antler
  06/16/26
That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it ...
pungent violet mental disorder hunting ground
  06/16/26
This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even ...
Swollen love of her life
  06/16/26
i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the ...
Stimulating talking philosopher-king
  06/16/26
I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes acros...
beta milk
  06/16/26
he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????
Stimulating talking philosopher-king
  06/16/26
thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?
beta milk
  06/16/26
His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flam...
Swollen love of her life
  06/16/26
Unbelievable thread.
cracking demanding boltzmann
  06/16/26
Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.
stubborn vivacious principal's office gay wizard
  06/16/26
trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds
Vibrant Avocado Forum Jew
  06/16/26
buy some of disco fries' old coins for her
translucent elastic band
  06/16/26
I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25
Laughsome giraffe
  06/16/26
You should date CSLG and he will treat you
So we looked at the data
  06/17/26
Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC
Cerise public bath stain
  06/16/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my kids, and our 90lb rottweiler. Was super fun. She made us food, played with my kids, and we all hiked/went to the beach. For example, one day she made us eggs, bacon and pancakes for breakfast, and carne asada tacos for dinner. We just ate pbj for lunch.

I'm not sure what to do for her birthday. I'm thinking airbnb in big bear with her and the dog for a night. It's only a 2 hour drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941106)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: cerebral lemon dysfunction juggernaut

tattoo removal seems like the cr gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941850)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: red spot dog poop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942492)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942495)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Laughsome giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942522)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: irradiated den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942536)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49943766)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Earl Swimshirt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49943773)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: glassy old irish cottage business firm

Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you needle dick her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941111)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station

She loves my average penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941116)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: glassy old irish cottage business firm

Ask her why she's a gold digging whore.

Ask her to babysit your kids since mom and dad are only interested in themselves.

Pay the bull extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941124)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station

My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anything and she mostly supports herself. I just pay for a trip sometimes and when we do an occasional dinner. She mostly cooks for me and we stay in and watch movies, have sex, scuba dive, camp, walk the dog, go on drives, go to the beach, and hike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941133)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: spectacular bisexual goal in life

does she pick the movies or do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941136)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station

We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each other movies or we pick whatever horror/thriller is new. The last few movies we watched were Annabel Creation, The Crow (new), Don't Breach, and Hush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941148)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Swollen love of her life

No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it for anything else. You're hideous and have put your rancid personality and sociopathic core on display on XO. You have no redeeming features aside from money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941138)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station

Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still pays all her own bills, so I'm not sure what she is getting out of it besides this handsome guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941155)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Swollen love of her life

How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941157)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: translucent elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942439)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: beta milk

wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941174)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: pungent violet mental disorder hunting ground

Criminally underappreciated, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942248)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: glittery vermilion ape

Very sad thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941119)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Laughsome giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941141)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: beta milk

do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wife (or ex-wife?) know that? is she dating someone new yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941125)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941135)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: glassy old irish cottage business firm

You are repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941146)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: beta milk

happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highly intelligent. we should all be so lucky. is he a younger dude?

does she lurk on xo? what would happen if she saw the sentence "My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941147)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Swollen love of her life

What an absolutely psychotic thing to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941149)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: beta milk

what, this?

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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM

Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941135

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941168)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Rusted Vigorous Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942424)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pearl casino scourge upon the earth

say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942275)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Claret sweet tailpipe market

lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942804)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy deer antler

I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all the chess they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942814)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Henna twinkling uncleanness corn cake

paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942819)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: dull big mediation

nitrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941153)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station

That's really bad for you. I would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941158)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: dull big mediation

pussy

wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a senile old man and abandoning ur kids if ur not gonna do poppers like steve-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941166)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Aromatic Charcoal Pisswyrm Orchestra Pit

2cb/2ci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941172)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:14 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy deer antler

Welcome back gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941686)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: curious olive parlour crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941856)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: Honey-headed Volcanic Crater

How often do you get your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941853)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Godawful Aphrodisiac Fanboi Station

50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives up time with them so she can travel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942179)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: beta milk

kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck your client/witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942186)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed Volcanic Crater

180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942188)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: beta milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942189)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy deer antler

How much money did she settle for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942419)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: pungent violet mental disorder hunting ground

That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it cool while making her feel special. A diamond ring worth about 60 months' salary is about right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942247)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Swollen love of her life

This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even sure if it’s real cslg fully dropping the mask or a parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942437)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: Stimulating talking philosopher-king

i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the line in the initial thread about his daughter saying his gf is her new mommy now or whatever was flaem

i reacted earnestly to it if you ready the subthread wasteland i started in that thread. embarrassing for me

also, there is no possible way CSLG or anyone could believe the girl he's been poasting pics of is .... nvm not even worth saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942449)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: beta milk

I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes across that way but he's Actually Like That

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942455)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Stimulating talking philosopher-king

he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942471)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: beta milk

thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942478)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Swollen love of her life

His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flame or humor. All he can do is post shameless self promotion. It seems he was trying to mimic humans for a while but now he is going to stop pretending and go full kike. This is really who this sociopathic ratface is inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49943135)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: cracking demanding boltzmann

Unbelievable thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942440)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: stubborn vivacious principal's office gay wizard

Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942441)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Vibrant Avocado Forum Jew

trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942442)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: translucent elastic band

buy some of disco fries' old coins for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942445)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Laughsome giraffe

I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942541)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: So we looked at the data

You should date CSLG and he will treat you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49943765)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Cerise public bath stain

Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942837)