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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
tell me
medicated forum
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
lol tyft
marvelous poppy idea he suggested
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
hateful haunted graveyard generalized bond
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
slap-happy faggot firefighter theater stage
  12/28/13
fucking lol
demanding magical state telephone
  05/12/15
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Slippery locale
  05/12/15
so underrated
galvanic dilemma
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Multi-colored therapy stag film
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milky center old irish cottage
  03/31/18
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dashing windowlicker
  07/18/18
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territorial people who are hurt partner
  12/16/21
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Dark Apoplectic Hominid Gaping
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  12/11/24
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Cream big house coldplay fan
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
razzmatazz garnet sanctuary associate
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
rough-skinned kitty feces
  08/14/13
lmao
medicated forum
  05/12/15
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stirring library
  12/11/24
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pearly beady-eyed laser beams love of her life
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
razzmatazz garnet sanctuary associate
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Brass autistic brethren
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marvelous poppy idea he suggested
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Electric Messiness Property
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
rofl
medicated forum
  08/14/13
180
territorial people who are hurt partner
  08/14/13
rofl
Copper Boltzmann Wrinkle
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
citrine international law enforcement agency stage
  08/14/13
lol
Fiercely-loyal bull headed becky theater
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Coiffed stead volcanic crater
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Multi-colored therapy stag film
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hairless mental disorder chad
  03/24/21
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Dark Apoplectic Hominid Gaping
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Spectacular Area Tank
  08/12/25
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domesticated opaque church new version
  08/14/13
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marvelous poppy idea he suggested
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domesticated opaque church new version
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
rough-skinned kitty feces
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
domesticated opaque church new version
  08/14/13
best of thread
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
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plum hospital
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pearly beady-eyed laser beams love of her life
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
pearly beady-eyed laser beams love of her life
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
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marvelous poppy idea he suggested
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
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marvelous poppy idea he suggested
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
marvelous poppy idea he suggested
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
metal school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
rough-skinned kitty feces
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
turquoise base giraffe
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medicated forum
  08/14/13
180
tan sound barrier
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Coiffed stead volcanic crater
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Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
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demanding magical state telephone
  01/19/16
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milky center old irish cottage
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
turquoise base giraffe
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
plum hospital
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
plum hospital
  08/14/13
lol
chestnut curious ticket booth
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
domesticated opaque church new version
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
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plum hospital
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
effete cumskin casino
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puce trust fund institution
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
domesticated opaque church new version
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Mint gas station
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
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plum hospital
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saffron mexican cuckoldry
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saffron mexican cuckoldry
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hairless mental disorder chad
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
plum hospital
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
plum hospital
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Heady violent temple wagecucks
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Titillating garrison
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Electric Messiness Property
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Electric Messiness Property
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
territorial people who are hurt partner
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Amber Racy Field Legend
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Razzle misanthropic menage
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
plum hospital
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Titillating garrison
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Heady violent temple wagecucks
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
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Stubborn Aquamarine Hall Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Titillating garrison
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Titillating garrison
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Titillating garrison
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Titillating garrison
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Titillating garrison
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Titillating garrison
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
marvelous poppy idea he suggested
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
marvelous poppy idea he suggested
  08/14/13
whatever
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Dead laughsome shrine codepig
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
plum hospital
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
domesticated opaque church new version
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
lol
tan sound barrier
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
180
territorial people who are hurt partner
  08/14/13
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Jet theatre police squad
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
domesticated opaque church new version
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Charcoal Mind-boggling Athletic Conference Business Firm
  08/14/13
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Charcoal Mind-boggling Athletic Conference Business Firm
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
territorial people who are hurt partner
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
territorial people who are hurt partner
  08/14/13
lol tyft
marvelous poppy idea he suggested
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
marvelous poppy idea he suggested
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
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Thriller depressive
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
tan sound barrier
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Wonderful piazza
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
elite macaca queen of the night
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
territorial people who are hurt partner
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
territorial people who are hurt partner
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
plum hospital
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
territorial people who are hurt partner
  08/14/13
165
Embarrassed to the bone circlehead legal warrant
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
lmao
marvelous poppy idea he suggested
  08/14/13
...
Stubborn Aquamarine Hall Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
topaz swashbuckling twinkling uncleanness weed whacker
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Bronze bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  08/14/13
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Charcoal Mind-boggling Athletic Conference Business Firm
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
Pics?
Mentally impaired boiling water native
  08/14/13
link?
stirring library
  08/17/13
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medicated forum
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Boyish Dingle Berry
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
lime chapel jew
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
plum hospital
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
crimson tripping meetinghouse masturbator
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
nighttime fishy incel yarmulke
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
nighttime fishy incel yarmulke
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
nighttime fishy incel yarmulke
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Yellow Kink-friendly Stage
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
self-absorbed unholy dragon locus
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
nighttime fishy incel yarmulke
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
vivacious national
  08/14/13
Underrated
Embarrassed to the bone circlehead legal warrant
  08/15/13
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Multi-colored therapy stag film
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
self-absorbed unholy dragon locus
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
vivacious national
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
claret school organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
plum hospital
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Misunderstood supple internal respiration trailer park
  08/14/13
lol
Fiercely-loyal bull headed becky theater
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Misunderstood supple internal respiration trailer park
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Fiercely-loyal bull headed becky theater
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Misunderstood supple internal respiration trailer park
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
self-absorbed unholy dragon locus
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
trip sex offender
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Heady violent temple wagecucks
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Soul-stirring parlor
  08/14/13
180
Very tactful senate idiot
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Fiercely-loyal bull headed becky theater
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Coiffed stead volcanic crater
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Fiercely-loyal bull headed becky theater
  08/14/13
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buck-toothed patrolman
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harsh address
  08/14/13
180
nighttime fishy incel yarmulke
  08/14/13
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vivacious national
  08/15/13
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crimson tripping meetinghouse masturbator
  08/17/13
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exciting greedy abode lettuce
  09/11/13
Lmao
Adventurous coral hunting ground site
  06/07/17
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Spectacular Area Tank
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
180 friendly grandma
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
buck-toothed patrolman
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
glassy narrow-minded space
  08/14/13
lol
nighttime fishy incel yarmulke
  08/14/13
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exhilarant public bath
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
jet-lagged lay toilet seat
  08/14/13
180
abusive aromatic mother kitchen
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
crystalline lodge electric furnace
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Cerebral Nudist Place Of Business
  08/17/13
poignant
Hairraiser bipolar shitlib indian lodge
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Disrespectful vibrant candlestick maker market
  08/17/13
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buck-toothed patrolman
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
exciting greedy abode lettuce
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
saffron mexican cuckoldry
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
claret school organic girlfriend
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
slap-happy faggot firefighter theater stage
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
dun puppy
  12/28/13
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smoky point
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
light motley nursing home
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Charismatic faggotry home
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Ocher Internet-worthy Gaming Laptop Milk
  03/10/14
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demanding magical state telephone
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
effete cumskin casino
  05/12/15
...
Twinkling turdskin den
  01/19/16
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Coiffed stead volcanic crater
  10/25/17
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stirring library
  11/29/15
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stirring library
  12/23/15
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demanding magical state telephone
  01/05/16
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stirring library
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Sienna outnumbered crotch sweet tailpipe
  06/07/17
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Twinkling turdskin den
  09/22/17
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Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Green irradiated pit
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
pale contagious set
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Green irradiated pit
  07/18/18
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hairless mental disorder chad
  04/30/19
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stirring library
  06/21/20
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stirring library
  06/23/20
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Appetizing box office pervert
  07/11/20
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hairless mental disorder chad
  12/16/21
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hairless mental disorder chad
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: medicated forum

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836089)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: marvelous poppy idea he suggested

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836102)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: hateful haunted graveyard generalized bond

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: slap-happy faggot firefighter theater stage

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: demanding magical state telephone

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Slippery locale



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: galvanic dilemma

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored therapy stag film



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: milky center old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: dashing windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Transparent provocative travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: territorial people who are hurt partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Dark Apoplectic Hominid Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: pearly beady-eyed laser beams love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Cream big house coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Spectacular Area Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: nubile sick degenerate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Cream big house coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: razzmatazz garnet sanctuary associate

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: rough-skinned kitty feces

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: medicated forum

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: stirring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: pearly beady-eyed laser beams love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz garnet sanctuary associate

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Brass autistic brethren

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: marvelous poppy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Electric Messiness Property

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: medicated forum

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: territorial people who are hurt partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Copper Boltzmann Wrinkle

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: citrine international law enforcement agency stage

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal bull headed becky theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Coiffed stead volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored therapy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: hairless mental disorder chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Dark Apoplectic Hominid Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Spectacular Area Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: domesticated opaque church new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: marvelous poppy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: domesticated opaque church new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: rough-skinned kitty feces

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: domesticated opaque church new version

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: plum hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: pearly beady-eyed laser beams love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: pearly beady-eyed laser beams love of her life

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: marvelous poppy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: marvelous poppy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: marvelous poppy idea he suggested

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: metal school cafeteria

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: rough-skinned kitty feces

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: turquoise base giraffe

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: medicated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: tan sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: lascivious tanning salon fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Coiffed stead volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: demanding magical state telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: milky center old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: turquoise base giraffe

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: plum hospital

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: plum hospital

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: chestnut curious ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: domesticated opaque church new version

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: plum hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: effete cumskin casino

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: puce trust fund institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: domesticated opaque church new version

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Mint gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: plum hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: saffron mexican cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: saffron mexican cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: hairless mental disorder chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: plum hospital

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: plum hospital

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Heady violent temple wagecucks

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Titillating garrison

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Electric Messiness Property

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Electric Messiness Property

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: territorial people who are hurt partner

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Amber Racy Field Legend

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Razzle misanthropic menage

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: plum hospital

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Titillating garrison

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Heady violent temple wagecucks

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Stubborn Aquamarine Hall Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Titillating garrison

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Titillating garrison

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Titillating garrison

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Titillating garrison

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Titillating garrison

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Titillating garrison

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: marvelous poppy idea he suggested

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: marvelous poppy idea he suggested

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Dead laughsome shrine codepig

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: plum hospital

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: domesticated opaque church new version

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: tan sound barrier

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: territorial people who are hurt partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Jet theatre police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: domesticated opaque church new version

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Charcoal Mind-boggling Athletic Conference Business Firm

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Charcoal Mind-boggling Athletic Conference Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: territorial people who are hurt partner

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: territorial people who are hurt partner

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: marvelous poppy idea he suggested

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: marvelous poppy idea he suggested

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Thriller depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: tan sound barrier

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Wonderful piazza

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: elite macaca queen of the night

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: territorial people who are hurt partner

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: territorial people who are hurt partner

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: plum hospital

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: territorial people who are hurt partner

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone circlehead legal warrant

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: marvelous poppy idea he suggested

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Stubborn Aquamarine Hall Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: topaz swashbuckling twinkling uncleanness weed whacker

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Bronze bawdyhouse

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Charcoal Mind-boggling Athletic Conference Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Mentally impaired boiling water native

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: stirring library

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: medicated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Boyish Dingle Berry

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: lime chapel jew

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: plum hospital

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: crimson tripping meetinghouse masturbator

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: nighttime fishy incel yarmulke

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: nighttime fishy incel yarmulke

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: nighttime fishy incel yarmulke

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Yellow Kink-friendly Stage

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: self-absorbed unholy dragon locus

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: nighttime fishy incel yarmulke

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: vivacious national

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone circlehead legal warrant

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored therapy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: self-absorbed unholy dragon locus

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: vivacious national

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: claret school organic girlfriend

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: plum hospital

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Misunderstood supple internal respiration trailer park

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal bull headed becky theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Misunderstood supple internal respiration trailer park

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal bull headed becky theater

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Misunderstood supple internal respiration trailer park

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: self-absorbed unholy dragon locus

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: trip sex offender

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Heady violent temple wagecucks

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Very tactful senate idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal bull headed becky theater

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Coiffed stead volcanic crater

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal bull headed becky theater

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: buck-toothed patrolman



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: harsh address



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: nighttime fishy incel yarmulke

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: vivacious national



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: crimson tripping meetinghouse masturbator



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: exciting greedy abode lettuce



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Adventurous coral hunting ground site

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Spectacular Area Tank



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: 180 friendly grandma

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: buck-toothed patrolman

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: glassy narrow-minded space

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: nighttime fishy incel yarmulke

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: exhilarant public bath



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay toilet seat

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: abusive aromatic mother kitchen

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: crystalline lodge electric furnace

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Cerebral Nudist Place Of Business

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser bipolar shitlib indian lodge

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Disrespectful vibrant candlestick maker market

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: buck-toothed patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: exciting greedy abode lettuce

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: saffron mexican cuckoldry

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: claret school organic girlfriend

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: slap-happy faggot firefighter theater stage

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: dun puppy

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: smoky point



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: light motley nursing home

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Charismatic faggotry home

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Ocher Internet-worthy Gaming Laptop Milk

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: demanding magical state telephone



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: effete cumskin casino

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin den



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Coiffed stead volcanic crater



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: stirring library



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: stirring library



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: demanding magical state telephone



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: stirring library



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Sienna outnumbered crotch sweet tailpipe

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Twinkling turdskin den



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Vermilion histrionic rehab sandwich



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Green irradiated pit

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: pale contagious set

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Green irradiated pit

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: hairless mental disorder chad



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: stirring library



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: stirring library



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Appetizing box office pervert



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: hairless mental disorder chad



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: hairless mental disorder chad



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