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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Insecure tattoo becky
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
sienna hairless theater tank
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Insecure tattoo becky
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
sienna hairless theater tank
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
purple titillating nursing home
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
purple titillating nursing home
  09/10/24
Same
Swashbuckling Dog Poop
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
purple titillating nursing home
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Insecure tattoo becky
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
purple titillating nursing home
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Insecure tattoo becky
  09/10/24
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sienna hairless theater tank
  09/10/24
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fuchsia frisky ticket booth selfie
  09/10/24
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insanely creepy offensive blood rage twinkling uncleanness
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
sienna hairless theater tank
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Soul-stirring Stage
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Rebellious Chrome French Chef
  09/10/24
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Insecure tattoo becky
  09/10/24
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Appetizing erotic brunch degenerate
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
purple titillating nursing home
  09/10/24
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drunken aromatic foreskin volcanic crater
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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floppy lay coffee pot
  10/07/24
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floppy lay coffee pot
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
bull headed space
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Insecure tattoo becky
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
ivory senate
  11/26/24
1800000
Ungodly School Cafeteria Boistinker
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Insecure tattoo becky

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: sienna hairless theater tank

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Insecure tattoo becky

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: sienna hairless theater tank

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: purple titillating nursing home

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: purple titillating nursing home

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dog Poop

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: purple titillating nursing home

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Insecure tattoo becky

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: purple titillating nursing home

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Insecure tattoo becky

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: sienna hairless theater tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: fuchsia frisky ticket booth selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: insanely creepy offensive blood rage twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: sienna hairless theater tank

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Stage

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Rebellious Chrome French Chef

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Insecure tattoo becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Appetizing erotic brunch degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: purple titillating nursing home

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: drunken aromatic foreskin volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: floppy lay coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: floppy lay coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: bull headed space

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Insecure tattoo becky

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: ivory senate

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Ungodly School Cafeteria Boistinker

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49736580)