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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| Soggy church idiot | 09/10/24 |
| Irradiated Pisswyrm | 09/10/24 |
| Soggy church idiot | 09/10/24 |
| Irradiated Pisswyrm | 09/10/24 |
| impertinent voyeur locale | 09/10/24 |
| impertinent voyeur locale | 09/10/24 |
| Disrespectful point candlestick maker | 09/10/24 |
| impertinent voyeur locale | 09/10/24 |
| Soggy church idiot | 09/10/24 |
| impertinent voyeur locale | 09/10/24 |
| Soggy church idiot | 09/10/24 |
| Irradiated Pisswyrm | 09/10/24 |
| Trip public bath | 09/10/24 |
| soul-stirring silver internal respiration marketing idea | 09/10/24 |
| Irradiated Pisswyrm | 09/10/24 |
| Ruby Sickened Forum Indirect Expression | 09/10/24 |
| garnet spot psychic | 09/10/24 |
| Soggy church idiot | 09/10/24 |
| curious abnormal stead skinny woman | 10/22/24 |
| impertinent voyeur locale | 09/10/24 |
| alcoholic school cafeteria | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| bat-shit-crazy galvanic filthpig | 10/07/24 |
| bat-shit-crazy galvanic filthpig | 10/22/24 |
| medicated contagious chapel | 10/23/24 |
| Soggy church idiot | 10/23/24 |
| twinkling cruise ship | 11/26/24 |
| indecent outnumbered son of senegal | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: Soggy church idiot You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Irradiated Pisswyrm 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: Soggy church idiot No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Irradiated Pisswyrm in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: impertinent voyeur locale LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: impertinent voyeur locale LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Disrespectful point candlestick maker Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: impertinent voyeur locale BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Soggy church idiot You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: impertinent voyeur locale I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: Soggy church idiot Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Irradiated Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Trip public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: soul-stirring silver internal respiration marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Irradiated Pisswyrm I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: Ruby Sickened Forum Indirect Expression Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: garnet spot psychic Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Soggy church idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: curious abnormal stead skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: impertinent voyeur locale lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: alcoholic school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy galvanic filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy galvanic filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: medicated contagious chapel Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: Soggy church idiot OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: twinkling cruise ship The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: indecent outnumbered son of senegal 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2)#49736580) |