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Stock Market is RACIST against Nomadic Turd Retards
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Date: May 5th, 2026 11:08 AM Author: Contagious masturbator Seriously furk this furking god damn fraud I'm so done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49866775) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: frum public bath wrinkle Need your net worth to know if it's worth engaging... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49866802) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Contagious masturbator pretty sure below 1.3m now :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49866926) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: frum public bath wrinkle It's ok. You'll win it all back!
You should have gone bargain hunting on shit like VZ (I'm up 20%) and LYB (I'm up 65%) when they dropped at the start of the year. You'd have been getting great dividends and appreciating in share price
I just bought some CAG very near the low on the day. I think there's a decent chance it will be a losing bet, but it seems worth the risk for over 10% on a dividend that shouldn't get cut for at least a few more quarters |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Contagious masturbator niggass, u faggots rightfully make fun of my investment shit then tell me to start picking individual stocks again? ROFL, if i buy ANYTHING it will tank, my only option is QQQ SPy VT VOO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867122) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 3:16 PM Author: frum public bath wrinkle No, you should do the QQQ, VTI, VT, VOO, WHATEVERTHEFUCK ETF thing. I've been consistently saying I do otherwise and told you a few things I was doing/going to do but recommended not to follow me because you should be safe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867352) |
Date: May 5th, 2026 11:58 AM Author: Twisted trip yarmulke church Literally all you had to do was buy QQQ you dumb motherfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49866814) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: impressive flatulent dilemma he's a low caste turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49866819) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Contagious masturbator i did buy it benchod, i did good last year, issue now is SOXS and puts, not furking qqq, but yeah actuall yit is fma i shld have just held qqq and spy since 2020 id have 2m fma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49866928) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: Costumed apoplectic dingle berry SOXS and puts are a bet that the stock market will go down, which is a retarded bet, the market literally goes up. I know of a mildly retarded janitor with a higher net worth than you because all his extra money goes in S&P ETFs and the S&P only goes up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49866980) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Contagious masturbator yes it was so crazy to think during iran war and global energy crisis market wld tank esp after it went up insanely fo rno reason cause kike frauds pumped it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867123) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:30 PM Author: Costumed apoplectic dingle berry The prices of these instruments day to day and minute to minute are determined by extremely intelligent professionals at Citadel, Jane Street, Two Sigma, D.E. Shaw, Millennium and so forth, using sophisticated models and algorithms. The prices aren't "wrong" at any given time. They know there's a war going on in Iran just as well as you do and their models incorporate that info. You're not going to outpredict these people, nor do you need to. You and I make money from owning stocks because of the "risk premium", not from guessing which way they are going, which you literally cannot do (neither can I or anyone else) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867157) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: Contagious masturbator nigga u are pretending this shit is rationale, its retarded and being manipulated somehow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867272) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: Costumed apoplectic dingle berry If it's being manipulated then you shouldn't try to time it because they'll conspiratorially "fuck you over"! But it's not manipulated, though, it's all just normal market volatility. Volatility is why you get paid for owning stocks by the way. You're trying to avoid downside volatility but instead you're just missing out on upside volatility, which is the reason stocks pay so much year after year after year. You're trying to get upside without downside and you're just missing out on the upside (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867343) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: Contagious masturbator this is bullshit, ive been a PRESTIGIOUS investor for 20+ years and never seen such BS on the market, many ppl who are even bigger experts than me are saying the same thing on the twitter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867387) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Arrogant Embarrassed To The Bone Regret Degenerate before ANYONE in here tries to talk shit to tommy, state the number of hours you worked last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49866936) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: rambunctious wine home elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49866939) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: Contagious masturbator cr, im upset abt this shit but then i realize i litetrally have nothing else to be upset abt. most ppl have tons of other shit
and i have 1m+ in non stocks, my NW wont go below 1.2m no matter what. i can maek back these losses with time, its NBD, im maeking more in dividends from non stocks than my annual expenses |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: blue godawful gas station I love the law, so in a sense I've never worked an hour in my life let alone last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867163) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:55 PM Author: rambunctious wine home elastic band Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867298) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 1:52 PM Author: Mind-boggling field selfie "i'm going to bet that the stock market (which always goes up) will go down"
gj |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:10 PM Author: Costumed apoplectic dingle berry "and I made a lot of money over the past decade from it going up, but by golly I'm going to randomly bet big that it goes down from time to time and get my ass kicked every single time I do" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867081) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:24 PM Author: Contagious masturbator nigga, no one cld have predicted this retardation it shows how curesed i am i bought SOXS and SOXL puts at literally the number 1 historically worst time to do so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867128) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: Mind-boggling field selfie no one could predict that the stock market (which always goes up) would go up? wtf are you talking about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867154) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: Contagious masturbator did it go up the prior six months, benchod? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867275) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Mind-boggling field selfie what are you talking about. can you cherry pick windows where the price is lower at the end than the beginning? of course. how does that justify your short strategy, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867377) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: Galvanic Chocolate Address Puppy lol QQQ is going to hit $700 veddy veddy soon. i'm literally retarded but have enough sense to just buy this shit and hoap for the best instead of trying to outjew the system. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867295) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 3:12 PM Author: Stimulating charcoal main people QQQM is very slightly cheaper. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867346) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: Contagious masturbator this is what im saying, 700 is less than 3% away, wtf wld i buy it now at ATH just for a 3% gain possibly? this is retarded when the downside is at least 10% soon, perhaps 20-30% once the gay of hormuz shit furks everything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863860&forum_id=2)#49867394) |