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ruinous phenotype
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"Nazi Christmas" This is a modern remake of Nat...
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thankman
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SPATCHCOCK YOUR BIRD
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"Weserübung" This is an epic war film abou...
lunch pail cattle goy
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wow!
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fulano
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"Based" This is a bro comedy about what if Beev...
lunch pail cattle goy
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Trust If Aryan
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A modern day reboot of Hogans Heroes that makes even more li...
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David Poaster Wallace
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After an accident while fighting Ra's Al Ghul in Alaska, Bat...
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Juan Eighty
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Johnny Errata wakes up in a post-apocalyptic nightmare kike ...
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Nothing Ever Happens
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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: lunch pail cattle goy (America First)

Note: need some time in between these to reload my brain. Takes more cycles than you think to do these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49457640)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: lunch pail cattle goy (America First)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49457940)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: lunch pail cattle goy (America First)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459167)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49457663)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: lunch pail cattle goy (America First)

"Nazi Christmas"

This is a modern remake of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. The conceit is that the family goes to visit their in-laws who have fully converted to white nationalism. Hilarity ensues when the Chevy Chase character has to put swastika lights on the house, deal with the neighbors, and help his father in law convert the basement into a crematorium. The rebellious son confronts his parents about dating a Chinese Becky and whether that's acceptable. The film culminates with a massive set piece where everyone congregates on the snow-covered lawn and sings Deutschland Uber Alles while smoke rises from the basement smokestack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49457773)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49457951)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: lunch pail cattle goy (America First)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49457956)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: thankman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459173)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: lunch pail cattle goy (America First)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459187)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: SPATCHCOCK YOUR BIRD (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459189)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: lunch pail cattle goy (America First)

"Weserübung"

This is an epic war film about the Nazi invasion of Denmark and Norway. Using real set pieces with U boats rented from the German government, we do a realistic depiction of the power of the Nazi war machine. The film starts with the Battle of Oslo. A version of Erika plays as sung by the Belgian children's choir who did the version of Creep that was used in The Social Network. After lots of expensive, realistic set pieces the rest of the film will be a knock off of The English Patient but the main love story will be between a Wehrmacht soldier and his Norwegian collaborator lover. The film will culminate with the Battle of Narvik where love and tragedy ensue. Somewhere in the film will be the grenade lobbing Scotsman in a kilt playing the bagpipes (this really happened). The 'bad guy' in the movie will be Eduard Dietl, the Nazi general known for being so racist even Himmler thought he was too racist. It will otherwise be a grandiose apologia for the Nazi war effort. Budget roughly 200 mil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459218)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: SPATCHCOCK YOUR BIRD (gunneratttt)

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459276)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: lunch pail cattle goy (America First)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459296)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459222)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: lunch pail cattle goy (America First)

"Based"

This is a bro comedy about what if Beevis and Butthead actually grew up. Staring Jonah Hill and Micheal Cera using CGI to make them look 20 again, the film follows our two leads as they graduate from college and move back to their suburban hometown after getting entry level tech jobs where they struggle to do as little as possible at work while maximizing the pursuit of babes. Hilarity ensues as these two edgelords struggle with their hatred of women, love of sex, and ruthless commitment to providing no value to their employer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459254)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: fulano

Wow I wanted to hate this one based on the first sentence but it really grew on me. 910 would read post again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459318)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: lunch pail cattle goy (America First)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459361)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459224)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: lunch pail cattle goy (America First)

A modern day reboot of Hogans Heroes that makes even more light of the Holocaust than the original

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459263)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: David Poaster Wallace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459227)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: lunch pail cattle goy (America First)

After an accident while fighting Ra's Al Ghul in Alaska, Batman is demoted to a low level police detective as punishment for civilian casualties. Recovering from amnesia, he struggles to remember his true identity. The conceit is that everyone lets him wear his mask without inquiring who he is. He takes off the mask but doesn't recognize himself.

He pals around with racist city cops, questions reality, and what it means to truly be 'Batman' if stripped of his powers. The story progresses where he has to investigate a series of serial murders in a dilapidated rust belt steel town. Here Batman must conduct lunch pail police work and solve crimes without the help of his gadgetry. This leads to frustration and more questions about his true identity.

While this is going on it is revealed that The Joker is behind the larger plot to cause murder and mayhem while Batman witnesses the effects of globalism on once prosperous towns. Themes include timeless Americana, economic decline, personal identity, everyday policework, and what it means to really be The Batman. Possible use of elements of the super natural and allusions to aliens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459403)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459327)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: lunch pail cattle goy (America First)

Johnny Errata wakes up in a post-apocalyptic nightmare kike casino. The leader of the free world Shlomo Shekelgruber is running for re-election as Shmuel. Johnny has lived his whole life as a destitute peasant in Greater Israel. Ripping off the 5th Element he will be a flying taxi driver played by CGI Bruce Willis. With elements of District 9 and Brazil, Johnny and his ragtag band of heroes battle the forces that be in their attempt to form a minyan of their own and elect Avi Tel Aviv as Shmuel in Chief. The story is ultimately about the benefits of choosing one corrupt Jew over an infinitely more corrupt Jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459715)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802016&forum_id=2)#49459369)