Date: December 1st, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: goy orbison
S Tier
Train Dreams - Beautiful masterpiece & emotional roller coaster simply flawless just let it wash over you
A tier
Caught Stealing - a fun Film set in the 90s and made like they used to make in the 90s
Eddington - This didn't click for me until the Katy Perry scene and then it was an amazing finish. Actually a hilarious film and many midwits were confounded by it
F1 - fun to watch in "the cinema" but a stupid plot who cares it was "kino" imo (not sure what this means but people say it online
B tier
Frankenstein - a lot of beautifully shot scenes and a decent story, a bit too long and some really terrible cgi brings it down a notch
One Battle After Another - massively overhyped but fine and even cool at times, some really cool scenes but also some stupid ones, too long, really amazingly ugly black chick love interest in 1st act
C tier
28 Years Later - last 30-40 mins are bad and the ending is truly one of the dumbest things ever made which ruins what was kind of a fun watch
Friendship - funny but weird and stupid too.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You - Rose Byrne is a stressed out mom in a unique film that isn't really good or bad or meaningful
Black Bag - Stephen Soderbergh British spy movie with the worst lighting I have ever seen in a film and also kind of a stupid story. Short runtime though
Sinners - a genre film that is overly praised for a reason you can only talk about on xoxohth but not IRL
Warfare - an old guy in the theater fell asleep about 15 minutes in & was snoring loudly then left after a gory scene a few mins later
D tier
Nonnas - inoffensive forgettable streaming shit you can watch with your boomer parents
Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning - stupid story and overly long, some cool action scenes you won't care about
House of Dynamite - the most disappointing movie, the same act replayed 3 times. Just watch the first one then turn it off
Happy Gilmore 2 - some funny jokes and a really stupid story and the final act is like it was made by MrBeast or Jake Paul or something & sucks ass
The Naked Gun - saw this in the theater, boring, 1 or 2 funny gags and none of the charm of the previous films with its "lonely Island" humor
F tier
Jurassic World - really horrible, shitty CGI, bad acting, and a terrible script
Fountain of Youth - Jim from the Office and Natalie Portman make an Indiana Jones & The Mummy Mashup by and for retards. Straight to streaming terrible shit
Companion - unwatchable fucking garbage and I fear for the future of the industry if this is what young people are making
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