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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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confused karate
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Zippy hideous cuckoldry gaming laptop
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
confused karate
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Zippy hideous cuckoldry gaming laptop
  05/01/26
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Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  05/01/26
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comical persian
  04/29/26
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confused karate
  04/29/26
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Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
tan travel guidebook
  04/29/26
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fiercely-loyal histrionic spot bbw
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Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  05/01/26
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Galvanic magical school cafeteria
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saffron potus sneaky criminal
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
saffron potus sneaky criminal
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
fiercely-loyal histrionic spot bbw
  05/02/26
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Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
confused karate
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
tan travel guidebook
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
confused karate
  04/29/26
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Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  04/29/26
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Multi-colored shrine
  04/29/26
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Angry frum pozpig meetinghouse
  04/29/26
180!
fiercely-loyal histrionic spot bbw
  04/29/26
hell yeah
comical persian
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
confused karate
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Light weed whacker hairy legs
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
confused karate
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Lascivious internal respiration
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
confused karate
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Lascivious internal respiration
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
confused karate
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
ungodly supple electric furnace
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
confused karate
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Lascivious internal respiration
  05/01/26
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Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
ungodly supple electric furnace
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Lascivious internal respiration
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  05/01/26
180
Multi-colored shrine
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
comical persian
  05/01/26
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Puce parlor
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
mind-boggling hyperventilating set
  04/30/26
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mind-boggling hyperventilating set
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Glittery crackhouse
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
confused karate
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Lascivious internal respiration
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
confused karate
  05/01/26
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Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  05/01/26
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Lascivious internal respiration
  05/01/26
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Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Shimmering prole ladyboy
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  05/01/26
congrats!
saffron potus sneaky criminal
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Multi-colored shrine
  05/01/26
180
Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
confused karate
  05/01/26
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Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Shimmering prole ladyboy
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin
  05/01/26
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fiercely-loyal histrionic spot bbw
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: confused karate



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Zippy hideous cuckoldry gaming laptop

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: confused karate

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Zippy hideous cuckoldry gaming laptop

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: comical persian



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: confused karate



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: tan travel guidebook

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal histrionic spot bbw



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Galvanic magical school cafeteria



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: saffron potus sneaky criminal



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: saffron potus sneaky criminal

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal histrionic spot bbw

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: confused karate

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: tan travel guidebook

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: confused karate

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Angry frum pozpig meetinghouse



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal histrionic spot bbw

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: comical persian

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: confused karate

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Light weed whacker hairy legs

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: confused karate

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Lascivious internal respiration

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: confused karate

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Lascivious internal respiration

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: confused karate

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: ungodly supple electric furnace

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: confused karate

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Lascivious internal respiration

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: ungodly supple electric furnace

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Lascivious internal respiration

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: comical persian

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Puce parlor



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling hyperventilating set

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: mind-boggling hyperventilating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Glittery crackhouse

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: confused karate

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Lascivious internal respiration

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: confused karate

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Lascivious internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Shimmering prole ladyboy

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: saffron potus sneaky criminal

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored shrine

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: confused karate

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Shimmering prole ladyboy

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Irradiated Lavender Hunting Ground Turdskin

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal histrionic spot bbw



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