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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Swollen headpube

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: jet-lagged flickering patrolman lodge



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Double Fault Prole



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: saffron french chef pozpig



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: gaped tanning salon



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Swollen headpube



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Ruddy Laughsome Codepig Karate

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: contagious public bath

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: Dashing filthpig hairy legs

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Startled passionate crackhouse

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Vibrant Charcoal Stage

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Lavender Heady School

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: electric smoky stag film trump supporter

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Swollen headpube

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
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