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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Pale Electric Brunch Becky
  07/17/22
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drab adventurous parlour volcanic crater
  07/17/22
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cream zippy mood
  07/17/22
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Poppy splenetic site people who are hurt
  07/18/22
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Pale Electric Brunch Becky
  09/29/22
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Pale Electric Brunch Becky
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
appetizing pit preventive strike
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
appetizing pit preventive strike
  01/07/23
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Poppy splenetic site people who are hurt
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
dead concupiscible milk scourge upon the earth
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
dead concupiscible milk scourge upon the earth
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
contagious generalized bond
  03/18/23
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Pale Electric Brunch Becky
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
dead concupiscible milk scourge upon the earth
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Doobsian brilliant point toaster
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
cerise ungodly filthpig
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
nudist maize azn gas station
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease
  08/23/24
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Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
beta boistinker indian lodge
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
purple locus giraffe
  09/28/24
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Pale Electric Brunch Becky
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Pale Electric Brunch Becky

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: drab adventurous parlour volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: cream zippy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Poppy splenetic site people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Pale Electric Brunch Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Pale Electric Brunch Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: appetizing pit preventive strike

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: appetizing pit preventive strike

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Poppy splenetic site people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: dead concupiscible milk scourge upon the earth

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: dead concupiscible milk scourge upon the earth

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: contagious generalized bond

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Pale Electric Brunch Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: dead concupiscible milk scourge upon the earth

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Doobsian brilliant point toaster

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: cerise ungodly filthpig

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: nudist maize azn gas station

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: beta boistinker indian lodge

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: purple locus giraffe

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Pale Electric Brunch Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Passionate affirmative action mad cow disease

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#49932244)