my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...	Sinister jew	07/16/23
lol alpha af	Milky Thirsty Old Irish Cottage	07/16/23
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You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it	Effete kitty cat	07/16/23
You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash the...	provocative place of business field	07/16/23
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just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...	Sinister jew	07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...	Boyish sticky tattoo	07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...	Sinister jew	07/16/23
It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review...	Boyish sticky tattoo	07/16/23
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first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim	Frisky skinny woman	11/29/23
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Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm	rusted depressive	03/21/25
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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM Author: Sinister jew my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46552552)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM Author: Milky Thirsty Old Irish Cottage lol alpha af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46552632)

Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM Author: racy den ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46552556)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM Author: Cowardly violent abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46552626)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM Author: Effete kitty cat You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46552631)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: provocative place of business field You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46552634)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM Author: khaki elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46553264)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: Boyish sticky tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46553283)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: ruddy appetizing locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#48768815)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Purple toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#49856899)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Sinister jew just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46553249)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: Boyish sticky tattoo Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46553255)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: Sinister jew assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46553272)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: Boyish sticky tattoo It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46553282)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM Author: Sinister jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46561001)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 AM Author: snowy medicated home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46561006)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: peach rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#47112135)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Purple toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#48768744)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Purple toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#49856901)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Beady-eyed nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#48768633)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: ruddy appetizing locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#48768818)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM Author: Fragrant Mauve Crackhouse Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#46561004)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: Sinister jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#47112131)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: bateful meetinghouse mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#47112136)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: snowy medicated home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#47112143)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: Frisky skinny woman first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#47112231)

Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM Author: Sinister jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#47400840)

Date: October 17th, 2024 12:50 AM Author: Sinister jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#48206409)

Date: March 21st, 2025 11:46 AM Author: Sinister jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#48768598)

Date: March 21st, 2025 11:49 AM Author: spectacular deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#48768600)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: rusted depressive Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#48768838)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Sinister jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2)#49856893)