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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Balding nursing home
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
180 olive degenerate
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Balding nursing home
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
180 olive degenerate
  05/01/26
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Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
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Grizzly codepig cumskin
  04/29/26
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Balding nursing home
  04/29/26
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Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Tantric Milk
  04/29/26
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Spruce Adventurous Water Buffalo Liquid Oxygen
  04/29/26
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Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
  05/01/26
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nighttime rigpig resort
  04/30/26
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mind-boggling khaki university
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
mind-boggling khaki university
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Spruce Adventurous Water Buffalo Liquid Oxygen
  05/02/26
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Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Balding nursing home
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Tantric Milk
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Balding nursing home
  04/29/26
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Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
  04/29/26
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Dun hairraiser den national security agency
  04/29/26
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Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration
  04/29/26
180!
Spruce Adventurous Water Buffalo Liquid Oxygen
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Grizzly codepig cumskin
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Balding nursing home
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
geriatric temple people who are hurt
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Balding nursing home
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Apoplectic Sinister Cruise Ship Psychic
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Balding nursing home
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Apoplectic Sinister Cruise Ship Psychic
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Balding nursing home
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
seedy fat ankles striped hyena
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Balding nursing home
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Apoplectic Sinister Cruise Ship Psychic
  05/01/26
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Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
seedy fat ankles striped hyena
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Apoplectic Sinister Cruise Ship Psychic
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
  05/01/26
180
Dun hairraiser den national security agency
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Grizzly codepig cumskin
  05/01/26
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Ungodly deep field electric furnace
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
mustard very tactful sex offender
  04/30/26
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mustard very tactful sex offender
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
hateful market halford
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Balding nursing home
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Apoplectic Sinister Cruise Ship Psychic
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Balding nursing home
  05/01/26
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Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
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Apoplectic Sinister Cruise Ship Psychic
  05/01/26
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Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
french charcoal fortuitous meteor trailer park
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
  05/01/26
congrats!
mind-boggling khaki university
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Dun hairraiser den national security agency
  05/01/26
180
Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Balding nursing home
  05/01/26
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Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
french charcoal fortuitous meteor trailer park
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state
  05/01/26
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Spruce Adventurous Water Buffalo Liquid Oxygen
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Balding nursing home



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: 180 olive degenerate

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Balding nursing home

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: 180 olive degenerate

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Grizzly codepig cumskin



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Balding nursing home



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Tantric Milk

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Spruce Adventurous Water Buffalo Liquid Oxygen



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: nighttime rigpig resort



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling khaki university



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling khaki university

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Spruce Adventurous Water Buffalo Liquid Oxygen

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Balding nursing home

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Tantric Milk

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Balding nursing home

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Dun hairraiser den national security agency



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Spruce Adventurous Water Buffalo Liquid Oxygen

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Grizzly codepig cumskin

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Balding nursing home

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: geriatric temple people who are hurt

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Balding nursing home

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Apoplectic Sinister Cruise Ship Psychic

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Balding nursing home

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Apoplectic Sinister Cruise Ship Psychic

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Balding nursing home

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: seedy fat ankles striped hyena

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Balding nursing home

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic Sinister Cruise Ship Psychic

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: seedy fat ankles striped hyena

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic Sinister Cruise Ship Psychic

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Dun hairraiser den national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Grizzly codepig cumskin

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Ungodly deep field electric furnace



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: mustard very tactful sex offender

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: mustard very tactful sex offender



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: hateful market halford

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Balding nursing home

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic Sinister Cruise Ship Psychic

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Balding nursing home

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Apoplectic Sinister Cruise Ship Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: french charcoal fortuitous meteor trailer park

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling khaki university

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Dun hairraiser den national security agency

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Balding nursing home

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: french charcoal fortuitous meteor trailer park

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stirring generalized bond state

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Spruce Adventurous Water Buffalo Liquid Oxygen



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