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Update on the subordinate I slept with

I got a call from HR. I was a bit unnerved but not really, s...
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  10/13/25
Hope it works out The company I've been employed at for yea...
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  10/14/25
What
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  10/14/25
All too real. The dynamics are complex but I feel alive agai...
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  10/14/25
someone who makes you feel this alive should have a nickname...
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  10/14/25
Bezos wasn’t her boss though.
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  10/18/25
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  11/08/25
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  11/28/25
Today she invited me to her office locations Christmas party...
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as we get closer to the megaposter stuff, your subordinate f...
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  10/15/25
Maybe I can throw in some creep shots after the holiday part...
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  10/15/25
this could be schtick of the year if you follow through
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  10/15/25
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She slacked me today to say she “threw me under the bu...
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  10/18/25
women r the devil
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  10/18/25
actually it was compliance but I thought it would be fun to ...
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  11/03/25
You are going to be fired for this
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  10/18/25
Is it frowned upon?
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/18/25
You will be told that you had a duty to report any relations...
dead odious mad cow disease dilemma
  10/19/25
I don’t think so.
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/20/25
get her pregnant
lascivious sexy laser beams
  10/18/25
...
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  10/19/25
Describe the sex. Any ass play? Hairy bush?
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  10/18/25
I was very drunk. She sucked my cock to get me hard. Then sh...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/18/25
Also, she was on her period but I didn’t realize it be...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/18/25
complete twist from your other post
Shimmering sound barrier
  10/18/25
There are layers to this thing
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/18/25
"wife was pissed so wasn’t home" Is this ...
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I didn’t get home until mid morning. Yes this was hard...
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  10/18/25
You got blood on your sheets at home? You don’t wash y...
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  10/19/25
I had been drinking for like 18 plus hours straight at that ...
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  10/20/25
Club Mandingo fan?
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I think we left the club at 5am, went to her hotel, was ther...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/20/25
did you tongue her asshole? did she tongue yours? answer the...
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  10/21/25
Can someone link the original post?
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  10/18/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5782887&mc=66&a...
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  10/18/25
Not a fan of this tbh The fact the relationship has to be...
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  10/18/25
The whole thing does feel very unnatural
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/18/25
TITCR. Never do this. Specifically, someone you actually hav...
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  10/19/25
I wish I hadn’t. I actually regret the 5 hours of rapi...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/19/25
There’s great wisdom in the idea that (setting aside t...
Olive charismatic factory reset button
  10/19/25
Yeah it’s obviously good advice but people actually in...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/19/25
"The one good thing is she’s a legit high perform...
dead odious mad cow disease dilemma
  10/19/25
I think there’s a lot more likely scenarios. A coworke...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/20/25
"Or maybe even her feeling like I’m not pushing h...
dead odious mad cow disease dilemma
  10/20/25
There are already a ton, including one that said “you ...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/20/25
back into the box tp
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  10/20/25
“one of our spouses finding evidence” Wait th...
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  10/20/25
Yes, and recently
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/20/25
Since we’re just anonymous pals on the internet and I ...
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  10/19/25
I don’t think I was thinking with my dick when we text...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/20/25
This is much gayer
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  11/02/25
I just texted with her for like 5 hours straight. We talked ...
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  10/18/25
such as?
Federal incel principal's office
  10/20/25
I believe I said I want to kiss you at one point. She said I...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/20/25
yikes
Federal incel principal's office
  10/20/25
Yup
Insanely creepy locus police squad
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...
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  10/25/25
Your age and hers? Your total comp and hers?
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  10/19/25
43, think she’s 32 I am at over 500k all in plus equi...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/20/25
this could potentially go very wrong for you. i think you...
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  10/20/25
I’m aware. I was in such a funk that I think I just we...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/20/25
suicide at 35 is seeming more and more like the CR option fo...
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Juan Veinte
curious dull windowlicker
  10/21/25
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  10/25/25
“Slacks” is a tell that you don’t have a r...
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  10/20/25
Update - things are relatively stable. We reverted to a week...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/25/25
“never seen anything like it” And yet it woul...
curious dull windowlicker
  10/25/25
1 It’s hard to “stop” because what is the ...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/25/25
lol, I’m sure it’ll be different for you
curious dull windowlicker
  10/25/25
I realize there’s lots of risk. What I should have don...
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SHE IS GOING TO DESTROY HER OWN MARRIAGE AND TELL HER HUSBAN...
Blue cuckold patrolman
  10/25/25
Why would she do that?
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/25/25
lol brother
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STEPHEN MILLER
  11/28/25
Yeah, women aren't like that. Trust me. I know these things.
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  10/29/25
O fortuitous disgruntled lover!
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  10/25/25
Most boring flame in years. The most explicit You've gotten...
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We chatted for a few hours last night from like 11-1am. She ...
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  10/29/25
You’re so fucked, I really hope this is flame
Blue cuckold patrolman
  10/29/25
Normally mostly, cr.
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  10/29/25
Why?
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  10/29/25
this sounds like a potential disaster. be careful.
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  10/29/25
OP, you should really take note if Zurich thinks it’s ...
curious dull windowlicker
  10/29/25
i was going to say he sounds exactly like me in late 2020, f...
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How is it any more a potential disaster than before? I alrea...
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  10/29/25
you are falling in love with this chick. you need to be ...
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  10/29/25
Did you actually leave for her, or it just fucked you up and...
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  10/30/25
i left for her. i was bad off with booze at the time (oddly ...
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  10/30/25
why did your wife take you back?
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  10/30/25
who knows
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  10/30/25
loser
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Seeing lots of parallels. I’m also a hard boozer and d...
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  10/31/25
my booze and drug addiction (with a lot of dabbling in prost...
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  10/31/25
My wife is also fed up with me and it’s tough being ar...
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  10/31/25
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  10/30/25
Hey retard you gave a woman -- A WOMAN -- total control over...
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  10/30/25
Great pics
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  10/30/25
absolutely devastating
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  11/02/25
Today, she said “[if you ever visit my city] I am your...
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  10/30/25
You're in a relationship with another man's wife. You're hav...
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  10/30/25
this. your wife would possibly be more upset about this than...
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  10/30/25
She probably feels like such a bad bitch - ur doomed
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  10/30/25
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effete center
  11/01/25
180 i like her too
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  11/01/25
Another 5am session last night. Ended with her husband comin...
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  11/01/25
When are you gonna smash again
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We aren’t going to see each other in person for months...
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  11/01/25
Do you ever talk about the time you cheated on your spouses ...
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  11/02/25
She said she avoids saying my name in public because she rem...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/02/25
This is deeply disturbing but also kind of 180 at the same t...
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  11/02/25
Yeah this is gonna end extremely poorly for OP, that other g...
Blue cuckold patrolman
  11/02/25
...
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Honestly, I doubt it. Maybe I’m delusional but I am we...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/02/25
You're 100% delusional and this is gonna blow up in your fac...
Blue cuckold patrolman
  11/02/25
I was really retarded but it happened and now I’m tryi...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/02/25
Yeah texting all night and having hourslong conversations ab...
Blue cuckold patrolman
  11/02/25
Yeah, I’m failing.
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/02/25
Do you crave the conversations or the sex more
amber magical son of senegal set
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The sex isn’t an option because we are across the coun...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/02/25
Nigga you in love
amber magical son of senegal set
  11/02/25
Lmfao - ur insane.
curious dull windowlicker
  11/02/25
What is your recommendation. Cold turkey cut her off? She is...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/02/25
Start looking for a new job ASAP or take a leave of absence....
Blue cuckold patrolman
  11/02/25
I have golden handcuffs, way too much equity riding to ever ...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/02/25
I'm sure your financial situation will improve when your wif...
Blue cuckold patrolman
  11/02/25
I have a prenup.
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/02/25
Perfect. Divorce shouldn't impact your life at all then, sou...
Blue cuckold patrolman
  11/02/25
lulz
Red meetinghouse pistol
  11/02/25
I predict either you or your subordinate will be discovered ...
Alcoholic Umber Boistinker Water Buffalo
  11/02/25
That is definitely a concern. We need to slow things down an...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/02/25
lol, that out to do it
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STEPHEN MILLER
  11/28/25
Yeah, at the bare minimum, you need to improve your OpSec. S...
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  11/02/25
none of that is gonna help when the stupid WOMAN blows up he...
Blue cuckold patrolman
  11/02/25
There is nothing the OP can do to avoid that risk. But he sh...
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  11/03/25
Describe her cans and panties This is a middle aged law s...
amber magical son of senegal set
  11/02/25
What's the rest of the executive team like? Is this a Mad M...
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  11/02/25
OP is the indian lawyer guy from Margin Call
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  11/02/25
Mostly conservative dudes, company in general is mostly dude...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/02/25
Then you can GUARANTEE none of them will stand up for you.
curious dull windowlicker
  11/03/25
OP, you are in a difficult position. you mentioned going col...
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  11/03/25
He's in love with this bitch and vice versa. RIP in peace.
amber magical son of senegal set
  11/03/25
yeah, that's why i figure he won't actually do this. what he...
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  11/03/25
I haven't had feelings like OP is describing since I was in ...
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  11/03/25
i poasted about this recently, but i fell for this girl at ...
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Yes it could happen to any of us. I have cheated before in L...
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You’re probably right. But yeah, I can’t do it. ...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
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What do you text about? Do you ever tell her she has a great...
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  11/03/25
best, most subtle flame we’ve seen around these parts ...
Federal incel principal's office
  11/03/25
this shit happens all the fucking time at workplaces across ...
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  11/03/25
people fucking colleagues is believable but this is xo
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...
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this doesn't make any sense, does it? i thought it was prett...
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  11/03/25
HR people are literally people with a college degree and zer...
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...
effete center
  11/03/25
do you have any major gripes about your wife? you seem prett...
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  11/03/25
I love my wife a lot but we haven’t had real physical ...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/03/25
just remember that this woman will eventually become critica...
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While this all may be 100% true clearly OP needs his side ch...
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because it's fresh. most of the time people cheat, come t...
Cowardly underhanded prole shrine
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Cr. No one can predict where this is going. Right now it's w...
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  11/03/25
LJL you abhor cheating, except when it involves my wife slee...
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  11/03/25
1) i'm not the one doing the cheating, my gf is on board and...
Cowardly underhanded prole shrine
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Yes, this all makes rational sense but I feel like exploring...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/03/25
i appreciate your honesty and content generation. i'm not go...
Cowardly underhanded prole shrine
  11/03/25
The writing by OP is top tier. Should consider being a roman...
amber magical son of senegal set
  11/03/25
Yeah, the OP is clearly aware that this is a stupid idea, bu...
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  11/03/25
zurich is 100% right and knows his shit in this domain. OP y...
Blue cuckold patrolman
  11/03/25
...
amber magical son of senegal set
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one thing to remember is that the "new" feeling, e...
appetizing fuchsia forum
  11/03/25
you're one of the wisest poasters we have
Blue cuckold patrolman
  11/03/25
i mean on bullshit like this, i'm likely the foremost expert...
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  11/03/25
my work wife affair is ending in divorce. you could have per...
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  11/03/25
he also knows how things worked out for me - i got locked up...
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  11/03/25
Last night she went out with her colleagues to celebrate a d...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/05/25
Have you considered finding a covert way to meet up with her...
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  11/05/25
We live too far away. There’s no real excuse to do thi...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/05/25
When she said I stole you I think she wanted you to say I st...
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  11/05/25
she was 100% just drunk
Shimmering sound barrier
  11/06/25
Perfect opportunity to lay it on thick
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Find God
curious dull windowlicker
  11/05/25
when are you guys going to get sick of this telenovella writ...
Federal incel principal's office
  11/06/25
yeah good point this sucks let's get a million more vids of ...
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  11/06/25
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  11/06/25
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Things continue to progress. We text first thing and talk un...
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  11/06/25
what's her age and what does she look like give us someth...
amber magical son of senegal set
  11/06/25
She’s 32 I’m 43. She’s blonde and thin, ve...
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Hot af
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180 story
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I was pissed about something after work last night. I went t...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/08/25
This flame sucked hard until the psychic angle
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She also said I need to be worried about leaving her alone a...
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...
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having been involved in a number of incidents like this irl,...
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  11/09/25
told you you’d be nervous when your wife handles your ...
Alcoholic Umber Boistinker Water Buffalo
  11/08/25
JFC you are still texting her via your standard text message...
concupiscible chest-beating french chef hall
  11/08/25
This thread is getting super gay
curious dull windowlicker
  11/08/25
it’s been there for a while now
Federal incel principal's office
  11/10/25
Can I fuck her on your behalf?
lascivious sexy laser beams
  11/08/25
We texted again last night until 4am. She said it made her s...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/09/25
Simultaneously 180 and 120. I know this feeling. At this poi...
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  11/09/25
You’re probably right. Sigh
Insanely creepy locus police squad
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It's nice to know that otherwise quite smart Professional a...
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Cowardly underhanded prole shrine
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Dude, if you want to blow up your marriage for this chick, j...
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godawful lodge chad
  11/09/25
180 SCYHB
amber magical son of senegal set
  11/09/25
This reminds me of the height of my relationship with the bo...
amber magical son of senegal set
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This poast itself is unbelievable. "These people are i...
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  11/09/25
Welcome back FizzKidd
amber magical son of senegal set
  11/09/25
I'm not, but odd you think that any poa Who gives you any m...
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  11/09/25
Yeah I'm not the one hiding behind an unrecognizable moniker...
amber magical son of senegal set
  11/09/25
Ah yes, known poaster "Goy 2". Stay mad, retard. ...
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  11/09/25
Yeah you're definitely the sane healthy one
amber magical son of senegal set
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You know you've lost the moment that you claim To be a poas...
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A potential complication is she told a couple of female cowo...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/09/25
Have both of you considered getting AI-boyfriends/girlfriend...
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  11/13/25
At last, a real-world use for chatbot slop
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https://x.com/osint613/status/1988575694297727396?s=46
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The ring just squeezing on her porky finger
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Our level of interaction is hitting unsustainable highs. Hou...
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when is the kid due? if its around MPM you have a shot at a ...
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If she lived in the area would you drill her at least once a...
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A lot more than that. I’d probably find excuses for lo...
Insanely creepy locus police squad
  11/14/25
While your wife is pregnant? You are a very sick individual....
amber magical son of senegal set
  11/14/25
this is incredibly common.
Cowardly underhanded prole shrine
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Guys just get horny when their wife won't put out so they go...
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I got a call from HR. I was a bit unnerved but not really, seemed inconceivable there’d be an issue, I still get along great with her and we haven’t missed a beat. Only strange thing is we never talk about it, instead seemed to have channeled the whole thing into actual work - late night phone calls and slacks about this or that email or thing we want to accomplish.

Anyway, turns out she asked HR about relocating to my city and they wanted to know how I feel about that. They said she’s clearly extremely engaged at work and I’m done an amazing job with the team. Wanted to laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49347687)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: turquoise rehab community account

Hope it works out

The company I've been employed at for years was revealed as having an extremely spotty record wrt its female employees and women's issues in the workplace so I'm probably going to be quitting and finding a lower tech position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49347706)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

What

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49347732)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: curious dull windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49357984)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic Umber Boistinker Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49358227)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Angry Wagecucks Trailer Park

promising shtick plz keep it going

hopefully we can get some work holiday party action this december

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49347709)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:32 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

All too real. The dynamics are complex but I feel alive again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49347735)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed piazza

someone who makes you feel this alive should have a nickname. you should call her your "alive girl".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49347746)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Bezos wasn’t her boss though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49347750)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: lascivious sexy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49357821)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Wine nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49412056)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Women are 180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49467876)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Today she invited me to her office locations Christmas party. I told her I wouldn’t be able to swing it and she got pouty about it. I’m going to another office where her female rival works. I told her I plan to swing by her location soon though and she said “ooo things I like to hear.” I also told her we’re going to be particularly busy the next couple months with a project and she’s like “is it weird that really excites me?” This should be an interesting ride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49349904)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Angry Wagecucks Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49350307)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: ruddy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49350311)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: at-the-ready school cafeteria jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49349183)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Cyan Exciting Famous Landscape Painting Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49360539)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Aquamarine Bonkers Step-uncle's House Idea He Suggested

as we get closer to the megaposter stuff, your subordinate figures to be more interesting if she's like your younger sister or something along those lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49349906)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 1:58 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Maybe I can throw in some creep shots after the holiday party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49349973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: ruddy heaven

this could be schtick of the year if you follow through

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49350312)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Angry Wagecucks Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49357831)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Shimmering sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49357979)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

She slacked me today to say she “threw me under the bus with HR”. Then she wrote “actually it was compliance but I thought it would be fun to say HR.” Later she called me from the gym with her sister, topic turned to my weekend plans. I told her my wife has a school reunion. She asked how many years. I had no idea, so we worked it back from her age (wife is 29). She said wow lucky man, forgot she was that young. She then slacked me at like 10pm to confirm her next travel plans to my city. Well, at least life is interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49357329)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: Shaky messiness

women r the devil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49357331)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: indigo trip hell

actually it was compliance but I thought it would be fun to say HR haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399118)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: dead odious mad cow disease dilemma

You are going to be fired for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49357369)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:20 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Is it frowned upon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49357376)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: dead odious mad cow disease dilemma

You will be told that you had a duty to report any relationship involving a conflict of interest, which would include a romantic relationship with a subordinate whose pay and tasks you control, so that the company could evaluate how to handle that (e.g., changing the reporting structure). You will technically be fired for not reporting, as opposed to there being per se something inappropriate about a romantic relationship. (Of course there is something per se inappropriate in these circumstances but the company will rely on the technical aspect of not reporting a conflict).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49360426)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I don’t think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361374)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: lascivious sexy laser beams

get her pregnant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49357838)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy half-breed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49359988)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: glittery ivory spot gay wizard

Describe the sex. Any ass play? Hairy bush?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49357915)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I was very drunk. She sucked my cock to get me hard. Then she crawled on top of me. She said I was going too fast and we should slow down, almost in a bossy way, turned me on. Then she got really romantic, wanting to make it some special moment, and kept saying my name over and over as she kind of built a cocoon around us with her long golden blonde hair, staring into my eyes and saying my name over and over until I came in her. Then I immediately left, had to get home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49357967)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Also, she was on her period but I didn’t realize it because I was drunk so I had blood all over me when I got home. On my shirt especially. Got some on our sheets because I fingered her and then my finger was scrawling blood all over. Fortunately wife was pissed so wasn’t home and when I woke up had time to cover it all up and shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49357971)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Shimmering sound barrier

complete twist from your other post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49357982)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

There are layers to this thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49358018)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Big haunting bbw ticket booth

"wife was pissed so wasn’t home"

Is this meant to parse as your wife staying out all night drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49358077)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I didn’t get home until mid morning. Yes this was hard to explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49358295)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Sickened dysfunction new version

You got blood on your sheets at home? You don’t wash your hands when you get home???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49360536)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I had been drinking for like 18 plus hours straight at that point. I wasn’t thinking straight, just saw no one was home and plopped into bed. Woke up and saw blood. Thank god wife wasn’t actually waiting for me at home or she’d have noticed it for sure. My shirt especially had blood all over it. Had to wash everything and flip the pillows and suggest we wash the next morning. Then snuck it in laundry without her noticing the huge blood stains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49362575)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 6:18 AM
Author: big-titted learning disabled legend antidepressant drug

Club Mandingo fan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361199)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I think we left the club at 5am, went to her hotel, was there a few hours, stumbled home with phone dead. I made up a story about falling asleep on a park bench. This led to a bunch of stuff about how I have an out of control alcohol problem to do that but I thought it preferable all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49362583)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: glittery ivory spot gay wizard

did you tongue her asshole? did she tongue yours? answer the question (and poast pics)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49364976)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: exhilarant self-absorbed kitty

Can someone link the original post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49358083)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Big haunting bbw ticket booth

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5782887&mc=66&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49358184)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Demanding Point

Not a fan of this tbh

The fact the relationship has to be mediated through work is really really gay and depressing, talking about "projects" and her little quip about compliance is really deflating imo

its insane we alloweed women into the workforce this is a giant retarded scam



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49358194)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

The whole thing does feel very unnatural

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49358292)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Olive charismatic factory reset button

TITCR. Never do this. Specifically, someone you actually have to engage in real work with. A secretary or paralegal whose biggest concern is where they went to lunch that day is different, but not someone you’re actually “on projects” with. Could not imagine doing it, flipping between flirting and digging into the status of Project Blue with some chick, would blow my brains out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49359175)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I wish I hadn’t. I actually regret the 5 hours of rapid fire drunk texting that broke the dam open yesterday the most. We were doing so well just putting it away and stupidly just pulled at the string. Now it’s something more and harder to shove back in. Really dumb move on my end. Now I don’t even know what talking with her looks like or if she starts randomly sending me late night texts that I have to try to hide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49359944)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Olive charismatic factory reset button

There’s great wisdom in the idea that (setting aside the immorality of it) if you’re gonna fuck someone who’s not your wife you do it with the random conference slut at the bar in Austin and call it a day. Fucking your coworker, nanny, neighbor, sister in law, etc., anyone who is routinely in your life, is inviting trouble. My earnest advice to you would be to try to cauterize the wound, don’t ever do it again, and try to get her to see it’s beneficial to move on too. By the way even if she doesn’t blow up your marriage she will perpetually have you by the balls at work so you better get ready to unequivocally support every retarded idea she ever has until she quits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49360176)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Yeah it’s obviously good advice but people actually in your life are for obvious reasons the most likely source of affairs. Coworkers more than anything because you’re constantly working together and can develop a rapport that spills over when you move it to another context like after work drinks. And yeah the wound was cauterizing until we randomly picked at it over the weekend two weeks later. Now it’s harder because she seems to prefer it in open now. She sent me a message today that I ignored. The one good thing is she’s a legit high performer and looks up to me a lot about work stuff so I don’t really expect work work issues beyond that she may feel weird if I pull back. Messy stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49360600)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: dead odious mad cow disease dilemma

"The one good thing is she’s a legit high performer and looks up to me a lot about work stuff so I don’t really expect work work issues beyond that she may feel weird if I pull back."

6 months later: She has put in about 20/mins per day of work over the past half year, when it comes time she is performance managed, the story is "Rage Problems is just sabotaging me because I refused to continue the brief affair that he coercively forced me into"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49360695)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I think there’s a lot more likely scenarios. A coworker noticing something, or one of our spouses finding evidence, etc. Or maybe even her feeling like I’m not pushing hard enough for a comp adjustment and wondering if it’s because I want to avoid appearance of favoring her. A rival getting something she wants. All probably more likely than a very ambitious employee who makes work a priority suddenly becoming bad at her job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361144)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: dead odious mad cow disease dilemma

"Or maybe even her feeling like I’m not pushing hard enough for a comp adjustment and wondering if it’s because I want to avoid appearance of favoring her. A rival getting something she wants."

Yes, probably more likely. Same result for you. "Rage Problems denied me the compensation adjustment I merited because I refused to continue the brief affair he coercively forced upon me." "Rage Problems is giving favorable treatment in work assignments to a co-worker because I refused to continue the brief affair he coercively forced upon me." If she's a very ambitious, intelligent lawyer, she's going to realize that you handed her the ability to coast at her job, shielded from any criticism, then leave with a 24 month severance package offered by HR to shut her up. This will be a "resignation" to avoid any career stigma to her, then she'll just move onto the next role with a couple hundred grand in her pocket. I work in this area, this is how these stories play out. Seems you are betting on "spurned female lawyer logically accepts affair was a bad idea, will not use it to her advantage, and fastidiously refocuses herself in a business-like way on company goals", good luck buddy

At this point your best move may actually be to bang her again, ensuring you have many messages making explicitly clear the whole thing is/was consensual, otherwise she's possibly going to say you raped her in that hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361233)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

There are already a ton, including one that said “you should be more careful, women are a bit crazy these days,” but I panic deleted them to make sure I didn’t have anything on my phone. She is not quiet about her support of me at work, including post hookup. Her suddenly claiming that seems the least likely scenario. I honestly think it’s very unlikely she will ever try to leverage it for anything too. It’s more that if I came out it would be a logistical mess. There would be no easy solution to have her report to anyone but me without demoting her or it coming across like a demotion. We would have to just say it was a one time thing and everyone is over it and hope that is the end of it. I think that is plausible now if I can get it back into the box, but if we continue down this path one or both of us will catch real feelings and it will be hard to have a real working relationship when that falls apart or one of us wants more or wants to break it off. That’s why I need to stop being a dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361324)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: pontificating bright indian lodge blood rage

back into the box tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361333)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Henna wonderful national security agency

“one of our spouses finding evidence”

Wait this chick is married?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361281)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Yes, and recently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361313)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Olive charismatic factory reset button

Since we’re just anonymous pals on the internet and I don’t have to be tactful: I think that’s a retarded after the fact justification. You need to stop thinking with your dick before your life gets blown up. Not saying this to be malicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49360722)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I don’t think I was thinking with my dick when we texted. There’s no chance of a hookup anytime soon, likely won’t see her for a month or two at least. That was more just tension release and curiosity on how we each felt about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361327)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: dashing pisswyrm church

This is much gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395140)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I just texted with her for like 5 hours straight. We talked about everything. I am now on written record saying a ton of shit to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49358908)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 4:17 AM
Author: Federal incel principal's office

such as?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361160)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I believe I said I want to kiss you at one point. She said I should behave myself. Then she asked me to describe in detail what I want to do to her. Fortunately for didn’t go down that path. No sexting. Just lots of emotional talk. Felt like a date. She asked a lot of stuff to get to know my backstory more. Our opinions on things. I don’t even know how we texted so long. I didn’t have it in me to reread the whole thing. I tried to delete them one by one but it was hundreds and hundreds of messages, just panic deleted the whole conversation because I was out and about with my wife the next day and I was worried she’d somehow notice it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361370)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Federal incel principal's office

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361388)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361418)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: slippery lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373622)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: garnet menage

Your age and hers?

Your total comp and hers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49360617)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

43, think she’s 32

I am at over 500k all in plus equity

She is at around 175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361331)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

this could potentially go very wrong for you.

i think you described elsewhere, but how often do you have sex with your wife? you might want to focus on shoring that up (if there's an issue) there and gently disengage from this situation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361426)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I’m aware. I was in such a funk that I think I just went blind to potential consequences and wanted to feel something again. Have only had sex with wife like twice in last 7-8 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361472)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Shimmering sound barrier

suicide at 35 is seeming more and more like the CR option for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361572)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49362222)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: curious dull windowlicker

Juan Veinte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49365133)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Bipolar chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373638)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 6:14 AM
Author: Frisky fanboi

“Slacks” is a tell that you don’t have a real job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49361193)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Update - things are relatively stable. We reverted to a week of mostly just work-related messages. But we seem to continue to find excuses to talk well into the evening. I’m surprised how flirty she sounds when I know her husband is nearby. One time I heard the sounds of cooking and she mentioned it was her husband. I immediately said I’ll talk to her later, and she was like “yeah talk tomorrow” and then dropped to a lower tone “or later”. Our instagram seems to have also taken on a life of its own to signal what we may be doing that makes it clear we’re not around our spouses. If she sees I’m at a bar late she’ll start messaging me. Last night I was drunk when she did that and I said “I want you” and she kind of skirted by it, but kept peppering me with questions. What a strange thing I’ve gotten myself into it, never seen anything like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373575)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: curious dull windowlicker

“never seen anything like it”

And yet it would be impossible to be more cliched. This will end badly if you keep at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373579)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

1 It’s hard to “stop” because what is the “it” I am stopping? If I suddenly went cold and kept it strictly professional then our whole work dynamic would change and she might feel like I’m punishing her, doesn’t seem like a great idea. The actually inappropriate conversation is pretty minimal without knowing subtext.

2 I don’t really want it to go away. Life has been kind of depressing lately, feels like a nice spark. And I’ve already had the risk, doesn’t seem to compound just by keeping whatever emotional entanglement we have going on alive for at least a while longer. Probably more risk trying to wind it down to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373606)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: curious dull windowlicker

lol, I’m sure it’ll be different for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373610)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I realize there’s lots of risk. What I should have done is not fucked her to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373614)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Hideous Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373965)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: slippery lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373625)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Blue cuckold patrolman

SHE IS GOING TO DESTROY HER OWN MARRIAGE AND TELL HER HUSBAND ALL YOUR INFO AND HE IS GOING TO TELL YOUR WIFE IF YOU'RE LUCKY AND MURDER YOU IF YOU ARE NOT I SINCERELY HOPE THIS FUCKING HELPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373590)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Why would she do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373609)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

lol brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373637)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Blue cuckold patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373655)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Shimmering sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49374063)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: curious dull windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49374152)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: motley whorehouse black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49385437)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: indigo trip hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49386393)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49467745)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: concupiscible chest-beating french chef hall

Yeah, women aren't like that. Trust me. I know these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49386350)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Shimmering sound barrier

O fortuitous disgruntled lover!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49374067)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: slippery lettuce space

Most boring flame in years. The most explicit

You've gotten is one sexcapade with blood.

So hurry up and just go on a bender

Destroying what's left of your marriage now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49373634)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: big-titted learning disabled legend antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49374338)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

We chatted for a few hours last night from like 11-1am. She said she thinks I’ll be the first one to sour on whatever it is we are doing. I said yeah what’s weird to me is how fluently we move between work mode and whatever it is mode sometimes within sentences. I guess this is why they tell people not to do this kind of stuff. She said too late. I guess we’ll find out if we can handle it. I said happy to be on the journey with you. The whole conversation basically just served to tell each other in a round about way that we’re emotionally entangled. Then we wished each other a good sleep and promptly slacked at 7am about work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49384388)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Blue cuckold patrolman

You’re so fucked, I really hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49384421)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Soggy theater stage

Normally mostly, cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49384435)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49386184)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

this sounds like a potential disaster. be careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49384570)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: curious dull windowlicker

OP, you should really take note if Zurich thinks it’s a bad idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49385660)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

i was going to say he sounds exactly like me in late 2020, falling in love with another woman, etc.

as we all know, it led to my life unraveling. i got lucky and my wife took me back. i'd imagine that is a rarity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49386265)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

How is it any more a potential disaster than before? I already fucked her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49386185)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

you are falling in love with this chick.

you need to be sure you can control that and turn it off when you need to. i wasn't able to, and i left my wife/family and my whole life blew up (i went to jail and the psych ward before drying out). i luckily got everything back, but most women would have written me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49386268)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Did you actually leave for her, or it just fucked you up and you spiraled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49387331)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

i left for her. i was bad off with booze at the time (oddly enough i quit doing coke around that time) and just went totally out of control.

i sobered up about a year later (after going to jail for DV, and the cops taking me to the psych ward a couple months after). once i got sober i realized what i'd done and that i actually still loved my wife. long story short, i un-fucked the situation, but this was a 1 in 1000 odds kinda outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49388490)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: offensive home masturbator

why did your wife take you back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49388495)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

who knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49388520)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Aquamarine Bonkers Step-uncle's House Idea He Suggested

loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395195)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Seeing lots of parallels. I’m also a hard boozer and do coke from time to time. You’re right I’m catching feelings for this chick and vice versa. I can’t remember the last time we didn’t check in early morning and late at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49391010)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

my booze and drug addiction (with a lot of dabbling in prostitutes) led my wife to pretty much give up on me beacuse i was of no help and even when i was home and not traveling for work, i wasn't present. so she was emotionally detached. that led me to look for an actual emotional connection and then BAM life spiral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49391037)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

My wife is also fed up with me and it’s tough being around her. Also made me search around for a connection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49391092)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Shimmering sound barrier

"whatever it is we are doing"

lol @ this level of self-denial

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49385434)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chrome stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49385438)



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Date: October 29th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49386411)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: curious dull windowlicker

Pro tip: when a woman tells you that she will handle things with less emotion than you LMFAO UR ALL GONNA DIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49387830)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Walnut infuriating range

Hey retard you gave a woman -- A WOMAN -- total control over blowing up ur life. There are approximately a halford number of reasons why she will blow it all up. Exciting part is you never know when it will be!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49387869)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful know-it-all bawdyhouse rigpig

Great pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49387889)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: curious dull windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49388083)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: outnumbered coral stag film clown

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49388141)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: big-titted learning disabled legend antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49388156)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: chocolate location background story

rare EPAH CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49391117)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Federal incel principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395285)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Today, she said “[if you ever visit my city] I am your woman”. We were making fun of some corporate bullshit. Had switched to text. First message of the day was at like 7am after talking the night before until midnight. We were on the phone for like two hours today. Our messaging is becoming a distraction from actual work. But on a few important calls we hit it hard together, ganged up on some losers. I am in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49388849)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

You're in a relationship with another man's wife. You're having an affair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49388879)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

this. your wife would possibly be more upset about this than any physical contact.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49389076)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49389110)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49389261)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: curious dull windowlicker

She probably feels like such a bad bitch - ur doomed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49389078)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: effete center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49393590)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: lascivious sexy laser beams

180 i like her too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49393594)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Another 5am session last night. Ended with her husband coming out to get her and her apologizing that she had to go. She messaged me early apologizing she had to cut the conversation short. We talked an hour today. She said she longs for the day I’m no longer interesting to her. She said she’s always felt drawn toward me, that she would have made a move much earlier if she knew I was open to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49393553)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

When are you gonna smash again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49393586)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

We aren’t going to see each other in person for months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49393592)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:22 AM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Do you ever talk about the time you cheated on your spouses and had sex? No dirty pics exchanged? Wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49394532)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

She said she avoids saying my name in public because she remembers the night and blushes. She said my name over and over really romantically while I came in her. I teased her that there’s room for improvement and she said lots and lots of practice makes perfect. More that kind of thing, no explicit sexting so far. Sexting seems a little cheap and lame, something for kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49394776)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

This is deeply disturbing but also kind of 180 at the same time. I don't endorse cheating. But you're obviously in love with one another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49394912)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Blue cuckold patrolman

Yeah this is gonna end extremely poorly for OP, that other girl, OP's wife, that other girl's husband, and any other family members. It's also gonna royally fuck his career (she'll probably get a promotion or lawsuit though).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49394915)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49394944)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Honestly, I doubt it. Maybe I’m delusional but I am well liked at work and seen as a star. I’m also needed at the moment and have good relationship with the rest of the exec team, which is a bit of a boys club. And this chick is into me and isn’t going to do anything to try to hurt me. Her career is going well and she likes me and is otherwise not a feminist or prone to anything like that. The best thing I can do is start slow playing it so it fades out, which has been my plan, but I keep coming back for more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395106)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Blue cuckold patrolman

You're 100% delusional and this is gonna blow up in your face and wreck your personal life and professional life. You are being really fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395109)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I was really retarded but it happened and now I’m trying to manage it. I legit feel like giving her some speech and cutting her off cold turkey would be the most likely thing to cause me issues, even if I wanted to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395115)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Blue cuckold patrolman

Yeah texting all night and having hourslong conversations about emotions at 1 AM sounds like you're managing it real well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395122)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Yeah, I’m failing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395133)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Do you crave the conversations or the sex more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395110)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

The sex isn’t an option because we are across the country from each other. If I had my way we’d go on a two week vacation together or something with no distractions where we can fuck and talk the whole time. So I guess it’s both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395121)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Nigga you in love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395164)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: curious dull windowlicker

Lmfao - ur insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395137)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

What is your recommendation. Cold turkey cut her off? She is my top employee and we work closely together on lots of things. Would be extremely strange if I just sent her one message and then went pure work mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395141)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Blue cuckold patrolman

Start looking for a new job ASAP or take a leave of absence. In fact, say some health shit is flaring up or go to rehab or SOMETHING to extricate yourself from this mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395146)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I have golden handcuffs, way too much equity riding to ever leave before an exit, which could be a few years away still. And leave of absence? So voluntarily fucking my career is your advice? State your job title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395157)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Blue cuckold patrolman

I'm sure your financial situation will improve when your wife takes half your shit and leaves you with all the debt and alimony. Really hope this is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395162)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I have a prenup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395170)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Blue cuckold patrolman

Perfect. Divorce shouldn't impact your life at all then, sounds like you're good to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395177)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Red meetinghouse pistol

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395155)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Alcoholic Umber Boistinker Water Buffalo

I predict either you or your subordinate will be discovered by the spouse via your phone, either incriminating text messages or seeing you had a multi-hour phone call in the middle of the night. You both won’t always remember to delete these things, and you’ll also naturally become more tense and act suspicious if your significant other randomly picks up your phone and uses it. This is how many cheaters get caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395041)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

That is definitely a concern. We need to slow things down and not text late all the time. Don’t plan on messaging her today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395097)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: curious dull windowlicker

lol, that out to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395130)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Shimmering sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395309)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395402)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397442)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49467748)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: concupiscible chest-beating french chef hall

Yeah, at the bare minimum, you need to improve your OpSec. Switch to Google Voice at the bare minimum. Better yet, get a second phone. Helium Mobile has a free plan with a very limited amount of minutes/texts, but if you mainly text via Slack or iMessage over WiFi, that's a non-issue. But that would avoid the possibility of your wife wondering why you are paying for a second cell plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49396555)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Blue cuckold patrolman

none of that is gonna help when the stupid WOMAN blows up her marriage and then reveals all of OP's info to her husband who is gonna go berserk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49396559)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: concupiscible chest-beating french chef hall

There is nothing the OP can do to avoid that risk. But he should at least make sure that their respective spouses can't find anything incriminating on their phones. That's Affairs 101.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397845)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Describe her cans and panties

This is a middle aged law shrew who's given birth multiple times? What are we working with here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395174)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: garnet menage

What's the rest of the executive team like? Is this a Mad Men situation where they're all banging some female subordinate on the side? Or shitlib diversity carnival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395428)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: lascivious sexy laser beams

OP is the indian lawyer guy from Margin Call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395449)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Mostly conservative dudes, company in general is mostly dudes in sr management, meetings with senior leadership are often like 90-95 percent dudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49395509)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 6:57 AM
Author: curious dull windowlicker

Then you can GUARANTEE none of them will stand up for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397103)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

OP, you are in a difficult position. you mentioned going cold turkey upthread. that would be a bad idea, as you correctly pointed out. she could go sideways on you and blow the whistle to your company.

the best path forward would be for you to have a frank convo with her where you shower her with praise and tell her that in another life, you two could have been great together, or some such shit, but that you both have too much to lose. be sure to compliment her, and tell her that you guys have to go back to a professional working relationship.

i can tell you probably won't do that, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397120)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

He's in love with this bitch and vice versa. RIP in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

yeah, that's why i figure he won't actually do this. what he'll do is continue down this path and fall more and more in love with her until it blows his life to smithereens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397148)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

I haven't had feelings like OP is describing since I was in the 7th grade. He needs this ho like water and oxygen. She's the first thing he thinks about when he wakes up and the last thing he thinks about before he goes to sleep. You're right it's gonna get a lot worse before it gets any better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

i poasted about this recently, but i fell for this girl at work before i went to law school and started up an affair with her right after she'd gotten married. i felt the same way, i was totally in love with her.

long story short, i dumped her and she tried to kill herself in the office. anyway, most of these stories don't have this happy ending where the two coworkers get together and live a beautiful life, etc. it's something like suicide in the office or divorce and life pwnage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397360)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Yes it could happen to any of us. I have cheated before in LTRs. Both times I felt guilty, realized I didn't like the new chick as much as my gf, broke it off and went back to my old lady like nothing happened (never got caught).

It's tough and I worry about my ability to remain loyal long term. My troon friend told me that to straight guys women are like chocolate bars: the only thing better than one chocolate bar is two chocolate bars.

Deep down I'm addicted to females and it's bad news. I don't know what to do. Imagine being Dave Grohl and you're a famous rock star and you could fuck around on your wife all the time but you don't, you've been good, you don't do anything silly but then you hit middle age and you fall in love with a temp and wind up knocking her up. I mean, what can we as men do? We can only run so fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397402)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

You’re probably right. But yeah, I can’t do it. I was depressed for months and I’m suddenly excited about life again. I’m waking up early with energy even after drinking. I’ve lost some weight, less cravings for shit food. I wanted to not message her last night but she slacked me late about something work related and of course it quickly moved to texting. Ended up talking for a couple hours again until midnight. Time flies by when talking with her, it’s crazy. Somehow I feel like it will just resolve itself eventually. Maybe one of us will change jobs before it blows up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397375)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

What do you text about? Do you ever tell her she has a great ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397403)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Federal incel principal's office

best, most subtle flame we’ve seen around these parts in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397218)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

this shit happens all the fucking time at workplaces across the country. every time someone comes by with a situation like this or the seeking arrangements pumo losers come out of the woodwork calling it flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397407)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Federal incel principal's office

people fucking colleagues is believable

but this is xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397733)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397785)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: effete center

this doesn't make any sense, does it? i thought it was pretty clearly bad to sleep with a subordinate. i guess HR thinks they solved it because they shuffled the boss and didn't allow the junior employee to argue she was retaliated against or fired or denied opportunities? but would seem to have a colorable claim that would force a settlement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399361)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

HR people are literally people with a college degree and zero concrete job skills. She liked her job and wanted to stay there. So did he. No harm no foul they just had to be separated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399371)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: effete center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399401)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

do you have any major gripes about your wife? you seem pretty guilt-free about this but i haven't seen you try to justify it with having a dead bedroom or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397413)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I love my wife a lot but we haven’t had real physical intimacy in probably pushing a year. She’s also become much more critical, more difficult to be around. But we still care for each other a lot. That said, it’s not her fault or anything, but in reality it probably made me much more open to an outside connection where I could fulfill that. I feel guilty, that’s why I don’t like talking about that side of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397501)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

just remember that this woman will eventually become critical and more difficult to be around too if you started a seeing her. this is just the nature of relationships. you're in the honeymoon phase with your subordinate. every romantic relationship feels electric and exciting at first. if that spark wasn't there no romance would have occurred.

zurich is right that you need to begin distancing yourself from her exactly the way he described. given enough time this will eventually ruin your life. woman are very bad at cheating and eventually her husband will find out, and then she'll go into accountability avoidance mode and it's not hard to craft a plausible excuse about you using your power to manipulate her, etc.

i condemn cheating but it's a common sin and easy to understand how people falter. the longer it goes on the more intentional the betrayal becomes, which is bad for your own soul. try to come to your senses soon and let her down gently before she starts getting even more attached. given enough time the odds of this ruining your life approach 100%. you're at the crossroads of when you can break it off and likely never have any consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397518)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

While this all may be 100% true clearly OP needs his side chick like oxygen and there is no chance whatsoever that he's going to forget about this bitch anytime soon and yes it will lead to ruin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397793)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

because it's fresh.

most of the time people cheat, come to their senses, and break it off before any damage is done. it's just that the only time it becomes public knowledge is when it blows up. the fact the subordinate is married and a responsible professional significantly reduces the chances this blows up immediately. usually that happens when the woman is single and wants to become the wife. chances are she also doesn't really want to blow up her life and is just getting off on seducing her boss (a fantasy all women have, another reason they are unsuitable for the workplace). eventually they'll humanize each other and the rush that comes from a new relationship fades as they see each other's faults and their fantasy collapses.

op seems like a good guy and just poasting anonymously about something interesting and because he probably has no other outlet to safely express his excitement. hopefully he gets it out of his system quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397924)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Cr. No one can predict where this is going. Right now it's white hot but ya clearly based on escapism. Can't wait to see what unfolds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397972)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

LJL you abhor cheating, except when it involves my wife sleeping with you.

you are a piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399043)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

1) i'm not the one doing the cheating, my gf is on board and an active participant

2) different situation because of your history, your wife deserves some time off the reservation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399140)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Yes, this all makes rational sense but I feel like exploring it further

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397794)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

i appreciate your honesty and content generation. i'm not going to moralize to you any more when you seem smart enough to already know everything i'd tell you. i hope get it out of your system soon, but until then i'll be enjoying the 180 content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397869)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

The writing by OP is top tier. Should consider being a romance novelist. We unzipped for the lurid affair, but we stayed for the love connection. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399126)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: concupiscible chest-beating french chef hall

Yeah, the OP is clearly aware that this is a stupid idea, but it is obvious he is not going to stop. Telling him that this is a stupid idea is not going to accomplish anything.

At this point, you need to go into harm reduction mode. Get a Google Voice number or (better yet) a second cell number yesterday. Use only that number when you communicate about the affair from now on. Aside from the obvious benefit of making it less likely that your wife finds out, it also gives you plausible deniability if she ever reports you to your job. "Yeah, she came onto me once, but I said I only wanted a professional relationship. She must have sent all those texts to a friend to try to get revenge on me, because that's not my number." Also, if you get a chance to go through your wife's phone, preemptively block the side chick's number in case she ever does try to tell your wife. You can never be 100% certain that shit won't hit the fan, but you can greatly reduce the risk by not being a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49397911)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Blue cuckold patrolman

zurich is 100% right and knows his shit in this domain. OP you need to Google "affair bubble" and read up on it. If you're so inclined then search some books on the matter and you're gonna be shocked that these jewish psychologists are describing all your exact emotions you thought were so special. There is nothing unique or special about you or her or what you have together. You gotta take zurich's advice to wind this thing down. Failing that you should enter rehab for alcoholism as a pretext. Any career setback will be minor compared to what's coming for you if you don't stop this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399325)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399326)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

one thing to remember is that the "new" feeling, excitement, etc. always fades. it feels like it never will, but it will.

very hard to do, but he needs to try very hard to look at his situation dispassionately and act accordingly. it's unlikely that he will because the siren song of poon is loud indeed. for me, it was the dopamine rush of having a beautiful woman lusting after me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399376)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Blue cuckold patrolman

you're one of the wisest poasters we have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399378)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

i mean on bullshit like this, i'm likely the foremost expert, unfortunately. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399398)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: godawful lodge chad

my work wife affair is ending in divorce. you could have perfect opsec but a birdbrain never will. and a lot of people will get hurt in the end.

i'm not saying don't do this, but the way you're going about it is certain to meet the same fate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399396)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

he also knows how things worked out for me - i got locked up for punching my mistress in her face, and another time the cops carted me off to teh loony bin after i cut myself (and, lmao, i was shoving her face into the litterbox and telling her to eat cat shit. sorry, but that is funny).

my life unraveled. i defied the odds and got my life back together, but that's obviously unlikely.

then there's your situation. billy buttfucker. many such cases here.

i fear he will go ahead with this anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49399406)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Last night she went out with her colleagues to celebrate a deal. Didn’t expect to talk to her. I fell asleep but randomly woke up at 2am. She had messaged two minutes before about a work topic. We started chatting, she said shes been missing me and we haven’t talked for a while. I’m like we just talked for hours the night before last. “Oh really, feels longer.” I said we have problem. She said yup. I said what are we going to do about it? She said “I tried to type I don’t know but it auto corrected to “I stole you.”” Then she said I don’t know. I laughed. She was clearly drunk. I was in a weird mood so said something like if we keep going like this someone is going to find out. There was no answer. I tried to go to sleep but thought maybe her husband had found out or something, tired as fuck today. I mean his drunk as fuck wife is texting at 4am, somewhat suspicious. But she messaged at like 8am that she was glad the conversation did not continue without her, haha. We had a call later, she said she was hungover AF. But was cheerful, very engaged, mentioned the night. It’s bleeding over into work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49404094)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Have you considered finding a covert way to meet up with her for sex as soon as possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49404116)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

We live too far away. There’s no real excuse to do this for months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49404144)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

When she said I stole you I think she wanted you to say I stole you back. Email me. I can pass you incredible lines to wind her up. I am 180 at love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49404159)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 12:41 AM
Author: Shimmering sound barrier

she was 100% just drunk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49406243)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 12:47 AM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Perfect opportunity to lay it on thick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49406252)



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Date: November 5th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: curious dull windowlicker

Find God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49405724)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Federal incel principal's office

when are you guys going to get sick of this telenovella writer stringing you along?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49406269)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Blue cuckold patrolman

yeah good point this sucks let's get a million more vids of randos getting droned to death overseas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49406270)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: Federal incel principal's office

russian invaders aren’t “randos”

they get what they deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49406278)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:51 AM
Author: big-titted learning disabled legend antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49406450)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49406302)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: High-end passionate abode death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49406323)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:50 AM
Author: slippery lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49406448)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 6:29 AM
Author: talking puce marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49406461)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49412064)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Things continue to progress. We text first thing and talk until late. She joked last night that we will get bored soon and it will fade out. I said not sure, but yeah maybe tomorrow. Today, I said well if we get bored there’s always sexting. She said that gives me serious anxiety vibes. I said no worries won’t mention again. She said please if I try you have to stop me. I said so I’m the one responsible. She said “always.” I said you have an accountability problem. She said yes, none of the risk and all of the pleasure.

Later, we were on a call with another exec. The guy is embarrassingly awkward. We couldn’t help but texting during it. I had to laugh so hard I went off camera. He kept mentioning dates we could do these and coordinate. Not sure how this guy can talk for an hour without saying anything. I went back on camera and I’m like but if he fucking starts droning on again about dates I’m going off camera. Literally immediately starred to. I shut it down and I see her just blushing hard, lighting up on camera, hand over face trying not to laugh.

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49407864)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

what's her age and what does she look like

give us something for the fans please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49407874)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

She’s 32 I’m 43. She’s blonde and thin, very good looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49408096)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Hot af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49408098)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: misanthropic hospital generalized bond

180 story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49407903)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 8:03 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I was pissed about something after work last night. I went to a bar and was chatting with her. Wife wanted to get dinner. She told me to text her after dinner. Wife looked at my phone during dinner and I was sweating bullets that she might text. Dinner wrapped up around 10pm and I told my wife I was going for a walk to get some drinks. I got caught up chatting with coworker and just went to a bar instead. Ended up being out until 3am, had to plug my phone in at the bar to keep chatting. Wife blew up my phone late saying I’m a huge alcoholic and how I’m not supportive and just a huge rant. She’s pissed today.

Coworker said her husband also has asked her if she needs to consider whether she has a drinking problem because she keeps staying up alone late drinking and talking to me.

Otherwise, she has a friend who claims to be psychic. She sent her a bunch of pictures on my team. She said the feedback for me was not positive but didn’t say much about it. At the end of the night she screenshotted the message and it was her friend saying “Cheater”.

I probably need to cool this down soon before it blows up. Someone at work will notice our vibes even if it isn’t our partners, who for now both just think we’re degenerate alcoholics or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49411971)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: slippery lettuce space

This flame sucked hard until the psychic angle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49411976)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

She also said I need to be worried about leaving her alone at an upcoming conference with a bunch of dudes. I told her she’s a little slut. Turned her on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49412017)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49412603)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

having been involved in a number of incidents like this irl, i am calling this as NOTFLAME. this situation rings 100% true.

op, you are headed toward disaster. you really need to pause and ask yourself whether losing your wife/family is worth whatever happens here. if it wouldn't be, do whatever you need to do to knock this shit off. when i got caught, my marriage was so far gone i didn't care - maybe that's you. if it isn't, stop this now. (and as you know, despite my feelings at the time, i still wound up getting my wife back when i straightened out my head, but that's another story).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414004)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Alcoholic Umber Boistinker Water Buffalo

told you you’d be nervous when your wife handles your phone. you need better opsec.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49412038)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: concupiscible chest-beating french chef hall

JFC you are still texting her via your standard text messages on your phone? Are you a fucking moron who wants to get caught? Once again, bare minimum, switch to Google Voice (or some other texting app) and hide/passcode lock the app on your phone. Better yet, get a burner phone for cheating. You can free service via Helium Mobile if you text mainly (or exclusively) via WiFi. Are you honestly going to risk losing half your assets because you are too fucking cheap to buy a burner phone? If you are going to cheat, use at least some basic opsec.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49413135)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: curious dull windowlicker

This thread is getting super gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49412049)



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Date: November 10th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Federal incel principal's office

it’s been there for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49416201)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: lascivious sexy laser beams

Can I fuck her on your behalf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49412076)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

We texted again last night until 4am. She said it made her scared she is missing me on a Saturday. She is extremely attached I can tell. Today I said “I want you” and she responded that “at this point it’s gone beyond wanting, it’s needing.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414194)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

Simultaneously 180 and 120. I know this feeling. At this point, this can’t end well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414195)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

You’re probably right. Sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414199)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space

It's nice to know that otherwise quite smart

Professional adults would be seduced

And let psychosis fester so unforced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414217)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414324)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space

A stereographic type projection maps

The origin to one or both extremes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414214)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414321)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414375)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: concupiscible chest-beating french chef hall

Dude, if you want to blow up your marriage for this chick, just get a fucking divorce and start dating her. Because when you are texting this chick using your normal texting app and then letting your wife see your phone, you are either mind-blowingly stupid or you want to get caught. And if it's the latter, I can almost guarantee that divorce court will go better for you if you file for divorce preemptively rather than wait for her to file because you got caught cheating. In my state, alimony is mandatory if the higher-earning spouse gets caught cheating. Even if your state doesn't have a comparable law on the books, most judges are not going to look favorably on a cheating piece of shit that was too insensitive (or dumb) to download Google Voice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414253)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: godawful lodge chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414408)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

180

SCYHB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414325)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

This reminds me of the height of my relationship with the box whenever she would text me on Snap her little brown haired bitmoji would pop up it would say M-- is typing and my heart would flutter. Man that was a wild run. Can't believe I fell in love again in my 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414329)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space

This poast itself is unbelievable.

"These people are in their 30s" sums it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414370)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Welcome back FizzKidd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414392)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space

I'm not, but odd you think that any poa

Who gives you any modicum of flack

Must also be an incel loser, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414400)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Yeah I'm not the one hiding behind an unrecognizable moniker faggot. Cop a sudo or gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414420)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space

Ah yes, known poaster "Goy 2". Stay mad, retard.

New poaster, WordcelWorth, go suck my load.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414427)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Yeah you're definitely the sane healthy one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414520)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space

You know you've lost the moment that you claim

To be a poaster poasting here that's sane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414558)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

A potential complication is she told a couple of female coworkers a while ago that she thinks I’m very very good looking and that she would consider it a hall pass if I’d be down for it. So it’s not a secret that she is into me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49414667)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Big haunting bbw ticket booth

Have both of you considered getting AI-boyfriends/girlfriends for a non-marriage destroying version of this mostly non-physical fantasy (other than the one time)?

This is the perfect use case for the Elon goth girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49426446)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space

At last, a real-world use for chatbot slop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49426533)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Big haunting bbw ticket booth

https://x.com/osint613/status/1988575694297727396?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49426572)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space

The ring just squeezing on her porky finger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49427644)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Our level of interaction is hitting unsustainable highs. Hours long texting sessions. Deep talk. Becoming a lot more sexually charged, sexting vibes. She is showing signs of light jealousy. She thinks the birth of my kid will be when step back from it. That could be right. In the meantime, it intensifies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431215)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

when is the kid due? if its around MPM you have a shot at a deep run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431224)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Bipolar chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431225)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431291)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: concupiscible chest-beating french chef hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431409)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

If she lived in the area would you drill her at least once a week be honest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431227)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

A lot more than that. I’d probably find excuses for long weekends away etc too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431257)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

While your wife is pregnant? You are a very sick individual. Jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431266)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

this is incredibly common.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431294)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Guys just get horny when their wife won't put out so they go around cheatmoing? Seems pretty immoral



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431322)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

as opposed to moral versions of cheatmoing? of course it's fucking immoral.

you've poasted about cheatmoing in relationships that presumably didn't have a deadbedroom for a year before you broke down. i'm not justifying it, i'm just saying moralizing when you haven't been in that position isn't lame. laying in a bed with a hormonal woman who is disgusted by your presence does things to a man which is why it's pretty common for them to cheatmo even if they never did in any relationship previously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431353)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

I cheated out of vanity. Also I was like 20. And I couldn't believe more than one woman wanted to bang me. Also both times I ended it very quickly. I nipped it in the bud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431371)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

well then consider whether dudes who didn't cheat out of vanity but did later are "very sick" or whether they are experiencing something you have not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431490)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

birth of the kid is going to drive you into her arms more (assuming first kid).

our first kid was the place where my marriage went sideways. wife had terrible postpartum depression. i didn't appreciate how bad it was, but we didn;t have sex for months. i eventually became so resentful over it that i started flirting with this girl from my friend group and eventually ate out her wart pussy in a hotel room, and started fucking prostitutes. and from there i figured well why not cheat for real. i was so pissed off that i guess i felt justified or something.

anyway, if this is your first kid, you are 100% going to seek solace in these flirtatious texts and you'll likely escalate things.

beware.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431229)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

imagine not fucking gary for months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431240)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

i'd like to imagine you not putting your turdpenis into her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431290)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

?

are you saying you wanna see the vids or start watching? you're done imaging and want to see?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431297)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

I’ve had sex like twice in the last nine months with my wife. It’s not an excuse, but definitely played a huge role in me being open to something, was getting depressed as fuck and felt listless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431248)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

if you don't pull out of this you're gonna go down the zurich tp path. it only gets easier to justify your actions as your resentment increases. i hope you wind up like him (reoncilled but with aids and in an option relationship); thats a top 5% outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431289)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space

option relationship with aids tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431300)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431306)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431315)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Federal incel principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431410)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

things are going to get so bad after she gives birth.

if you want to avert the clusterfuck that is coming, you need to have a serious talk with your wife asap and tell her that if you guys dont fix the intimacy issue, you are going to have to leave, despite there being a newborn involved. if she doesn't care enough to work on things now, then fuck staying together for the kids. you leave.

if you fix that, you should be fine. if you don't, you will be nutting in your subordinate's holds. you will eventually get caught and everything will blow up, including potentially your job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431299)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space

For me, I'm fine with holding hands. That's all

The intimacy I need. Don't need the sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431316)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

people should stay together for the kids even if dad is fucking and sucking troons to cope with a frigid wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431320)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

What happens when Zurichs kids grow up and find AutoAdmit dot Com? Thank God for scrambled monikers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431327)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

my kids already know about billy buttfucker.

my older son the other day said "charlie cumsucker" lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431347)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

not flame zurich says and has his kids say wild shit and it's 180 af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431375)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

The median age of someone's first gay joke is plummeting. Shane Gillis has a bit about this but it's observable in the wild too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431611)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

zurich is def doing his part to bring that down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431742)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

I think it's a Millennial thing. My friends kids say shit and fuck too. What are we doing. No decorum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431748)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

zurich is gen x 🤭

lost the whole damn gen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431751)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431759)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

disagree, in some cases it makes sense to split up.

if your spouse is withholding hoals from you, that's a sign she doesn't really love or have any affection for you. that carries over and affects the kids.

people shouldn't be quick to cheat or leave, but if they really work on it and find there's no connection it's not right to stay together. that said, in 90% of cases where people split up, the relationship was probably salvageable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431344)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

in your case with a wonderful (beautiful, sexually adventurous, uninhibited, voracious) partner like gary that's fair but for most dudes i think it's best for the kids if you wrangle the shrew to prevent a scorned woman from fucking the kids up out of spite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431374)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: concupiscible chest-beating french chef hall

JFC have you tried hiring a hooker? Or signing up for seeking.com? If you just need some strange, there are other ways to do it without potentially losing your job and/or blowing up your marriage and losing half your assets. And all this for a woman that you can't even fuck because she lives in another part of the country. Like I said, if you want out of your marriage, just fucking file for divorce. Don't wait for this to blow up, because I'm sure the judge on your divorce case will be super sympathetic to the bro cheating on his pregnant wife. In my state, if there is proof that the higher-earning party cheated, then alimony is mandatory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431439)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic Umber Boistinker Water Buffalo

the judge will be super sympathetic to the non-cheating bro abandoning his pregnant wife, as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431776)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic Umber Boistinker Water Buffalo

eventually ate out her wart pussy in a hotel room tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431359)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

she'd just gotten warts lasered off her poon like a week before LMAO. i didn't give a fuck and ate her out anyway. im surprised i didn't just fuck her.

cute girl, but she later got fat and started doing fat fetish porn.

she was married to some bald nerd and had a daughter with him, then went off the rails and had an affair. dumb bitch confessed and thought she was gonna be with her affair partner but he was like nah lol nope. so she did that for nothing. she then started doing threesomes with couples and fucking all kinds of people. this happened during that run.

this was up there with me sticking my dick in that stripper after she said "well do whatever you want, it's your bodY!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431370)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

Aren't you worried about throat cancer?

Who am I kidding. There's no way zurich tp would be worried about throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431379)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: concupiscible chest-beating french chef hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431423)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431606)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: appetizing fuchsia forum

I somehow skate out of these situations Scot free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431633)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

(Not Val Kilmer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49431639)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

It’s settled into a gentle rhythm. We check on each other when we get up, we message each other when we go to bed. We work together all day, we poke, we prod, some romantic lines each day. Some reassurance she seeks. Last night, I said “[first name and last], when are you going to realize I’m not going anywhere?” She responded, “That’s the hottest thing you’ve ever said to me.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49446704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Vivacious poppy brethren

this is so gay lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49446729)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Saffron filthy goal in life corner

I couodnt imagine typing "when are you going to realize...." how fucking stupid unless he is trying to make her want to leave which tbf is probably the right move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49446757)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Insanely creepy locus police squad

Maybe you should consider that this was written for a woman that is very into me but worried I’ll ghost her, and not a man on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49446777)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

don't worry bro any time a poaster successfully interacts with a woman in any capacity a bunch of seething orientals creep out of the woodwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49447141)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

"Women aren't like that. Trust me, I know these things."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49447153)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: godawful lodge chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49447281)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Vivacious poppy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49447389)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: slippery lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49447590)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: talking puce marketing idea

let's dispel with this notion that 40somethings cheating on their spouses with their workspouses is anything other than gay. just because you got hated on doesn't change the facts on the ground here. if you ran this thread by yourself as a teenager he'd be like "u guys r fags", not "thumbs up my man!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49447172)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: amber magical son of senegal set

It's probably some teenagers mom who is getting the D from an xopoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49447205)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Cowardly underhanded prole shrine

i fingerwagged OP upthread.

but criticizing "when are you going to realize I’m not going anywhere?" or any of the other saccharine shit men send to birdbrains is gay. this being in the context of a gay workplace affair doesn't change that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49447258)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Vivacious poppy brethren

there is nothing gayer than talking to some middle aged woman for 12+ hours a day when you aren't even dating her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49447407)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49467749)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Rage Problems

Things have really escalated. I’m visiting her city in a few months and have an Airbnb along the coast booked for us. She tells me way too much. We worked late the other night and she texted me when she got home that her husband confronted her about whether she wants kids (“well that was fun,” she said). She sends me photos a lot while out and about. We are in constant contact. We sometimes now actually have phone calls instead of just texting. It’s been kind of strange that we are so open texting but anytime we hear each others voices it’s about work topics. That’s beginning to change. She says she will pick me up from the airport in a short black dress without panties. Strangely that we work so well together and so closely somehow makes it even more intimate. This probably is not going to end well, but it’s a hell of a lot of fun right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49466011)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump

She will get caught and then her cucky husband will pressure her into claiming that you used your position of authority to force yourself on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49466042)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Rage Problems

Doubt it - more likely that after my kid is born I withdraw some and she has a problem with it. But even then she’s cold as ice that way, don’t think she’d ever rat me out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49466130)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

You’re so fucked lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49466132)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: ..,.,,..,..,.,..,:,,:,..,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.:: ( )


LOL. The level of your delusion is insane. Makes me believe this is actually not flame because it's the type of delusion lovesick puppies have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49467577)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Rage Problems

Why would she rat me out? This isn’t some low level idiot who doesn’t mind fucking her career up just to spite someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49467710)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

she is a woman, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49467758)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: ..,.,,..,..,.,..,:,,:,..,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.:: ( )


You're right, she'd never go crazy and rat you out unlike any other woman in history, you have this all figured out and there will be no repercussions for your behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49468495)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

And no way she falls in love with OP and tells cucky husband and even if she did (will never happen) I am 100% confident he won't go nuclear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49468535)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: ..,.,,..,..,.,..,:,,:,..,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.:: ( )


And obviously the fallout will have no impact whatsoever on his job, working environment, or ability to progress in the company.

He's basically playing with house money here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49468996)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Women aren't like that. Trust me. I know these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469343)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Rage Problems

There’s always the chance it all blows up in my face, that’s been obvious from the start. I just think it’s a lot more likely to fuck up our personal lives than my job situation. Mostly by making it hard to stay in current circumstances and be happy. We can’t live like this forever.

The job could really only get fucked up if the two of us had a major fallout and she went nuts on me or something, which I guess is possible but seems a lot less likely than the more ordinary alternatives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469415)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))

You’re going to fall in love with her (you already are, actually) and convince your self that you need to be with her to be happy.

You guys may even end up leaving your spouses for each other. That is very bad given that you have a baby on the way.

This is all potentially going to end in sadness. When I fell for my mistress, I realized that I was creating a situation where nobody would escape without injury, but I did it anyway. And all of us got hurt badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469446)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: Rage Problems

Right. And she realizes it too. One of her last lines to me last night was something along the lines of “You know im going to lean in, but it’s hard to picture this ending happily. Well, 2026 should be an interesting year.” I had just joked about how this is a problem but that we are leaning in. We basically say it’s a problem every day. But it doesn’t feel like a conscious decision at this point. It feels like being in a relationship. It would be like a breakup, but only with the added dimension that I’m her boss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469490)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))

sounds very familiar. i'd tell you to rethink it, but like i said you are way past that point. nothing could stop you at this point.

pls keep us updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469794)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: faggot planet (🧐)

Kill all lawyers now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469797)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Amateur Millennial Butt Porn

Rage is going to be the least of your problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469848)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good)

you’re going to have to step this schtick up if you hope to make a MPM run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49467714)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Rage Problems

I don’t really see much by way of material updates until we meet in person again. So I think I’m done here. We’re already about as attached as you can get. Not sure it goes much further than all day texting, I miss yous etc. She is trying to lead me down the sexting path further but I find it mostly boring unless she’s going to start sending me videos or something. I’m a grown man, that stuff lost its appeal to me many years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469409)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))

I’m not going to bother advising you to stop because you’re way past that. Nothing short of one of you getting caught sexting at this point will stop it

I just hope you avoid life ruination.

This guy is 100% legit, calling him flame at this point t is ridiculous. This guy is 100% mirroring my own behavior from a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469412)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

mine too from earlier this year and it ended in disaster for the girl and near disaster for me. wife is still really hurt and i deeply regret what i did (b. buttfucker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469844)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))

hey man, didn't know this was you. we're at my MIL's house for the holiday and both the kids keep saying "billy buttfucker" lmao. it's 180.

older son (10) a week or two ago looked at me and said something like "charlie cumsucker" (i forget the exact name but he def said cumsucker).

anyway, you and i know how this is gonna end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49470379)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

yeah, but everyone has to learn this for themsleves i guess. i knew all the red flags and you warned me against what i was doing and yet i did it anyway. sometimes i just get disgusted with myself at what i did while other times i do kinda miss the fun and excitement of it all. life is for living i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49470414)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Amateur Millennial Butt Porn

At least you’re going to fuck her. Funniest possible outcome would be for this to blow up right before your trip and you have all the consequences without getting laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469852)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))

this happened to me. on labor day 2020, i started drinking at like 10 am and by 5-6 pm i had eaten 3-4 ambien and was straight up hallucinating. i remember jumping around in an inflatable pool with my kids with all my clothes on, etc.

around 8 that night, i called my mistress and my phone was hooked up to the bluetooth external speaker lmao. wife was like "michelle, huh?" and took my phone and texted her that she could have me, etc.

i hadn't met the mistress in person yet, we had a meeting planned a week from then. despite getting caught, i went through with the meetup and left my wife for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49470500)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

I remember you poasting about that. I actually thought of you when I was drinking liquor with my family and friends and drove home, that night I crashed into my garage with my car then blacked out on the floor with my phone open (had been texting my side piece). Luckily my wife didn't suspect anything at the time and didn't check my phone but lucking back it might've been better to just get it out of the way back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49470513)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))

180, we are retarded. and gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49470705)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Amateur Millennial Butt Porn

You are a cautionary tale, for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49470881)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))

potentially dangerously so, in the sense that everything worked out for me in the end. this may give people the impression that they can spiral fully out of control and course correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49471131)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: zarathustra

op should be brutally executed for compelling me to look at this homosexual thread after i avoided it for weeks as obvious bait into self-indulgent and self-congratulatory aggrandizement, only capitulating on the assumption that a thread with such a post count had to be full of great pics and blank bumps of great pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469847)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Amateur Millennial Butt Porn

Those will come in a few months when his life is destroyed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469853)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: 3I/Atlas

Historians will bookend their "Decline and Fall of XO" with the sister incest thread on one side, and this thread on the other. Two tawdry, mostly sexless -- but disgusting -- odysseys of personal destruction, one timeless flame, and the other a gerontic Golden Girls filler episode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469862)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469908)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: faggot planet (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49470663)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: (._.`)

fiction, all of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49469893)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))

(autistic virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786259&forum_id=2)#49470506)