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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Charismatic reading party
  07/17/22
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snowy area
  07/17/22
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supple digit ratio
  07/17/22
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dun market doctorate
  07/18/22
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Charismatic reading party
  09/29/22
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Charismatic reading party
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Irradiated Kitty
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Irradiated Kitty
  01/07/23
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dun market doctorate
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
light blood rage
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
light blood rage
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Henna Codepig Field
  03/18/23
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Charismatic reading party
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
light blood rage
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Opaque Violent Yarmulke Black Woman
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Massive carmine institution lettuce
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
umber hospital
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
umber hospital
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
umber hospital
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
180 multi-billionaire queen of the night
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
umber hospital
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
umber hospital
  08/23/24
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umber hospital
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
umber hospital
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
umber hospital
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
umber hospital
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
zombie-like senate
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
alcoholic hell
  09/28/24
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Charismatic reading party
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
umber hospital
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
umber hospital
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Charismatic reading party

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: snowy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: supple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: dun market doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Charismatic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Charismatic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Irradiated Kitty

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Irradiated Kitty

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: dun market doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: light blood rage

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: light blood rage

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Henna Codepig Field

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Charismatic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: light blood rage

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Opaque Violent Yarmulke Black Woman

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Massive carmine institution lettuce

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: umber hospital

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: umber hospital

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: umber hospital

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: 180 multi-billionaire queen of the night

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: umber hospital

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: umber hospital

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: umber hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: umber hospital

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: umber hospital

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: umber hospital

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: zombie-like senate

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: alcoholic hell

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Charismatic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: umber hospital

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: umber hospital

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2)#49932244)