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Mustard Dysfunction
  11/26/14
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Milky police squad
  11/26/14
Option A: Once (and only once) during your Thanksgiving dinn...
Mustard Dysfunction
  11/26/14
option A. i have some bogs my cousins married into so i reck...
Milky police squad
  11/26/14
Man, this one is tough. I simultaneously mildly want and st...
House-broken codepig masturbator
  11/26/14
i'll take one
silver charismatic cruise ship windowlicker
  11/26/14
Option A: You can choose to have the song of your choice pla...
Mustard Dysfunction
  11/26/14
B
House-broken codepig masturbator
  11/26/14
ty. what would you talk to him about?
Mustard Dysfunction
  11/26/14
I've met him before and he's very cool. I'd talk to him abo...
House-broken codepig masturbator
  11/26/14
A, and it would be the opening to 2001: A Space Odyssey
silver charismatic cruise ship windowlicker
  11/26/14
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House-broken codepig masturbator
  11/26/14
Option A: You have veto power over topics of discussion at t...
Mustard Dysfunction
  11/26/14
A
House-broken codepig masturbator
  11/26/14
Option A: Pick an animal, any animal, wild or domestic. That...
Mustard Dysfunction
  11/26/14
B
House-broken codepig masturbator
  11/26/14
Option A: Pick any one dish that will be served at your Than...
Mustard Dysfunction
  11/26/14
B but only if I am in the pot
House-broken codepig masturbator
  11/26/14
yes, you are eligible to win either the money or the stroke
Mustard Dysfunction
  11/26/14
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geriatric chocolate locus
  11/26/14
Option A: You can force one person at the Thanksgiving table...
Mustard Dysfunction
  11/26/14
Option A: Instead of taking whichever plane, train, or car y...
Mustard Dysfunction
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glittery rambunctious hospital
  11/26/14
Option A: Thanksgiving dinner is interrupted when two German...
Mustard Dysfunction
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pea-brained roommate hairy legs
  11/26/14
Option A: you never need to stand in line at airport securit...
glittery rambunctious hospital
  11/26/14
Omg I would love A!
pea-brained roommate hairy legs
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I am definitely posing this question to my family tomorrow. ...
House-broken codepig masturbator
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Mustard Dysfunction
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Galvanic red faggotry
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vermilion flirting native
  11/26/14
me pls
Violent Dilemma Knife
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plzplz
motley pistol stag film
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Pink Hell
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misreading the title gravy me the impression that you were g...
mentally impaired whorehouse pozpig
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ethereal connection
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Navy mood
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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Mustard Dysfunction



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Milky police squad



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Mustard Dysfunction

Option A: Once (and only once) during your Thanksgiving dinner you can exclaim "everybody dance now!", at which point everyone at the table will engage in a dance-off competition. Everyone will take turns doing a dance of their choosing, and a vote will be taken of all attendees as to the winner: they cannot vote for themselves. Votes will be public. The winner will be accorded due respect, as well as first right over seating and food: they can kick anyone else out of their seat and take it for themselves, and they can eat food off anyone else's plate.

Option B: A very talented Scotsman will visit your Thanksgiving dinner. For 45 minutes, he will play any music that your dinner participants request: but he will play them only on the bagpipes. If you give him a request that isn't a traditional bagpipe song, such as "LoveGame" by Lady Gaga, he will do his best to arrange it for the bagpipes and then play it. He's really fast at arranging things for the bagpipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803422)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: Milky police squad

option A. i have some bogs my cousins married into so i reckon they can dance well. plus they only et the ham so i don't need to worry about dirty black hands ruining my white meat turkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803468)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: House-broken codepig masturbator

Man, this one is tough. I simultaneously mildly want and strongly don't want either option. I guess bagpipes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803473)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: silver charismatic cruise ship windowlicker

i'll take one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803405)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:44 AM
Author: Mustard Dysfunction

Option A: You can choose to have the song of your choice play as "entrance music" when you walk to the Thanksgiving table. The music will magically appear out of thin air, as if being played over an excellent sound system in an arena with excellent acoustics.

Option B: Atlantic columnist Ta-Nahesi Coates will attend your Thanksgiving dinner, and spend several hours chatting with you and your dinner colleagues about politics, history, and whatever random book he is reading this week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803436)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: House-broken codepig masturbator

B

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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: Mustard Dysfunction

ty. what would you talk to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803466)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: House-broken codepig masturbator

I've met him before and he's very cool. I'd talk to him about practical implementation of reparations and The Wire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803491)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: silver charismatic cruise ship windowlicker

A, and it would be the opening to 2001: A Space Odyssey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803499)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:43 AM
Author: House-broken codepig masturbator



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Mustard Dysfunction

Option A: You have veto power over topics of discussion at the Thanksgiving table. If people start talking about a subject you don't care for, you can exclaim "veto!" and they will magically stop talking about that and never bring it up again. You must, however, pronounce veto the way that it would be pronounced in classical Latin, including saying the v as a w.

Option B: You can expel guests from the Thanksgiving table. You simply point at them and yell "raus!", which is a German command that means roughly "go away". That person then packs up their stuff and leaves the building. The people you expel do not object to this and obey your command without question, but other guests at the table have free will as to how they react to this...of course, you can raus them too if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803460)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: House-broken codepig masturbator

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803464)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 10:58 AM
Author: Mustard Dysfunction

Option A: Pick an animal, any animal, wild or domestic. That animal will now stumble into the dining room during the middle of Thanksgiving dinner. Nobody will ever know you were responsible for its unexplained appearance. One catch: you do have to be in the room when it shows up, so you may want to rethink your choice of "Grizzly Bear" or "Bobcat".

Option B: Hip-hop recording artist OJ da Juiceman will show up as a guest to your Thanksgiving dinner. He will not perform, but he is happy to discuss his work or anything else. Also a few members of his entourage will need to crash on the couch during dinner - they stayed up all night partying and desperately need sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803536)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:05 AM
Author: House-broken codepig masturbator

B

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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:02 AM
Author: Mustard Dysfunction

Option A: Pick any one dish that will be served at your Thanksgiving dinner. That dish is now replaced by lava cakes.

Option B: A randomly-selected guest at your Thanksgiving dinner will win $1,000,000 in cold hard cash. A randomly-selected guest at your Thanksgiving dinner will have a non-fatal stroke that leads to serious, but not irreversible, impairment of their speech and mobility. Offer only good if you plan on having Thanksgiving dinner with at least six people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803557)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:06 AM
Author: House-broken codepig masturbator

B but only if I am in the pot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803582)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:10 AM
Author: Mustard Dysfunction

yes, you are eligible to win either the money or the stroke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803599)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:05 AM
Author: geriatric chocolate locus



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:15 AM
Author: Mustard Dysfunction

Option A: You can force one person at the Thanksgiving table with you to get a tattoo, of your choosing. However, you cannot force them to get a tattoo on parts of them that aren't normally covered by clothes.

Option B: You can choose to have a perfectly tame, 14-foot long Burmese python around your neck during the entire meal. The python won't harm anyone, least of all you, and he won't eat any of the food...unless any large rodents are being served at your table, those he will definitely eat. If you don't know, this is what they look like: http://blog.syracuse.com/news/2008/06/zpython.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803621)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:10 AM
Author: Mustard Dysfunction

Option A: Instead of taking whichever plane, train, or car you planned on taking to Thanksgiving, you can instead take the Party Plane. The Party Plane is a privately chartered Boeing 737 that will pick you up at the closest major airport, and fly you to any other major airport in the United States or the Caribbean. You are then on your own for finding your way back home.

The Party Plane is configured like a lounge on the inside, with an open bar and two DJs. The other people on the plane with you break down as follows: 5% well-connected rich kids from large coastal cities, 5% girls who won a wet t-shirt contest to be there, 15% South Asian Students Association from Chicago-Booth School of Business, 25% radio contest winners (Top 40 stations), 25% boomers who paid full price for their tickets from Ticketmaster, 25% random people who bought a Groupon.

Option B: Everyone at the Thanksgiving table is required to buy you a gift, worth between $20 - $100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803597)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: glittery rambunctious hospital



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Mustard Dysfunction

Option A: Thanksgiving dinner is interrupted when two German men in suits arrive carrying a briefcase. They open the briefcase, revealing $2,000 in bundles of small bills. They hand the open briefcase to you, and then leave.

Option B: You can make any two guests at your Thanksgiving table fall in love...but you can't be one of those two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26803726)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: pea-brained roommate hairy legs



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Date: November 26th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: glittery rambunctious hospital

Option A: you never need to stand in line at airport security, but for two weeks every year you turn into a beagle and must report to nearest international airport for drug sniffing duty.

Option B: one free item from skymall each year. You must order by Jan 30 and it arrives in June. No returns or exchanges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26806234)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: pea-brained roommate hairy legs

Omg I would love A!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26806795)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 8:00 PM
Author: House-broken codepig masturbator

I am definitely posing this question to my family tomorrow. I choose SkyMall because I am precheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26806814)



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Date: November 26th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: Mustard Dysfunction



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Date: November 26th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Galvanic red faggotry



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Date: November 26th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: vermilion flirting native



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Date: November 26th, 2014 7:27 PM
Author: Violent Dilemma Knife

me pls

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Date: November 26th, 2014 7:27 PM
Author: motley pistol stag film

plzplz

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Date: November 26th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Pink Hell



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Date: November 26th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired whorehouse pozpig

misreading the title gravy me the impression that you were giving out thanksgiving-themed typos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2739708&forum_id=2)#26806667)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: November 26th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Navy mood



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