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Cock Control to Training Tom

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ebony thriller den queen of the night
  11/28/22
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charismatic roommate rigpig
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
ebony thriller den queen of the night
  11/28/22
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charismatic roommate rigpig
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chartreuse parlor
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ebony thriller den queen of the night
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
Cheese-eating rehab
  12/13/22
Me.
ebony thriller den queen of the night
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
Cheese-eating rehab
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
ebony thriller den queen of the night
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
Cheese-eating rehab
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
Crimson mexican
  12/14/22
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curious sickened public bath goal in life
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Dull bonkers library
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topaz market
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ebony thriller den queen of the night
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ebony thriller den queen of the night
  11/29/22
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violent karate heaven
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ebony thriller den queen of the night
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Salmon odious home feces
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
bright trip trailer park nowag
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
ebony thriller den queen of the night
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Salmon odious home feces
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olive organic girlfriend church building
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Woah.
ebony thriller den queen of the night
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umber bawdyhouse lettuce
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
ebony thriller den queen of the night
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Salmon odious home feces
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
ebony thriller den queen of the night
  12/21/22
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ebony thriller den queen of the night
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
Salmon odious home feces
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ebony thriller den queen of the night
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Magical Outnumbered Spot Pocket Flask
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: charismatic roommate rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: charismatic roommate rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: chartreuse parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: godawful mauve internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating rehab

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating rehab

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Cheese-eating rehab

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: Crimson mexican

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: curious sickened public bath goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Dull bonkers library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: topaz market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: violent karate heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Salmon odious home feces

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: bright trip trailer park nowag

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Salmon odious home feces

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: olive organic girlfriend church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: disrespectful casino old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: umber bawdyhouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Salmon odious home feces

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Salmon odious home feces

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Magical Outnumbered Spot Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: ebony thriller den queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#49535059)