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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
cerebral pea-brained stage
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
coral harsh location antidepressant drug
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
duck-like greedy senate
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
chartreuse water buffalo
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Aphrodisiac public bath
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Comical dilemma
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Odious domesticated hospital
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
coral harsh location antidepressant drug
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
cerebral pea-brained stage
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
claret sandwich corn cake
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
passionate french chef
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
cerebral pea-brained stage
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Snowy marvelous cruise ship background story
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
cerebral pea-brained stage
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
massive sanctuary
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
cerebral pea-brained stage
  08/29/25
no
massive sanctuary
  08/29/25
Eat shit
fishy laser beams lettuce
  08/29/25
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massive sanctuary
  08/28/25
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fishy laser beams lettuce
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
histrionic personal credit line halford
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
clear address
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
beady-eyed son of senegal useless brakes
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
clear address
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Poppy idiotic native
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Henna Vivacious Menage Reading Party
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
duck-like greedy senate
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
cerebral pea-brained stage
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
duck-like greedy senate
  08/28/25
wow
Comical dilemma
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
dashing ratface
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
flirting sweet tailpipe
  08/29/25
...
cerebral pea-brained stage
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
cerebral pea-brained stage
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
burgundy at-the-ready rehab boistinker
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Supple sapphire ticket booth jewess
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: cerebral pea-brained stage

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: coral harsh location antidepressant drug

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: duck-like greedy senate

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: chartreuse water buffalo

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac public bath

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Comical dilemma

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Odious domesticated hospital

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: coral harsh location antidepressant drug

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: cerebral pea-brained stage

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: claret sandwich corn cake

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: passionate french chef

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: cerebral pea-brained stage

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Snowy marvelous cruise ship background story

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: cerebral pea-brained stage

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: massive sanctuary

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: cerebral pea-brained stage

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: massive sanctuary

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: fishy laser beams lettuce

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: massive sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: fishy laser beams lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: histrionic personal credit line halford

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: clear address

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed son of senegal useless brakes

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: clear address

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Poppy idiotic native

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Henna Vivacious Menage Reading Party

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: duck-like greedy senate

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: cerebral pea-brained stage

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: duck-like greedy senate

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Comical dilemma

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: dashing ratface

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: flirting sweet tailpipe

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: cerebral pea-brained stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: cerebral pea-brained stage

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: burgundy at-the-ready rehab boistinker

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Supple sapphire ticket booth jewess

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#50102080)