\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
massive talking generalized bond factory reset button
  12/08/25
...
massive talking generalized bond factory reset button
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Disgusting Azure Idea He Suggested
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
soul-stirring dragon
  12/12/25
...
medicated tanning salon hominid
  12/17/25
...
Vigorous Corner Sex Offender
  12/17/25
...
excitant pungent really tough guy
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
outnumbered skinny woman
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
massive talking generalized bond factory reset button
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
outnumbered skinny woman
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
massive talking generalized bond factory reset button
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
deranged chrome jewess
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
massive talking generalized bond factory reset button
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Mint provocative site
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
massive talking generalized bond factory reset button
  12/18/25
lol
Bistre Shaky Tattoo
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Mint provocative site
  12/17/25
...
massive talking generalized bond factory reset button
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
medicated tanning salon hominid
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
floppy sienna kitchen
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Bistre Shaky Tattoo
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
medicated tanning salon hominid
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
floppy sienna kitchen
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
medicated tanning salon hominid
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
trip tan juggernaut crackhouse
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
narrow-minded telephone digit ratio
  12/17/25
...
abnormal church building
  12/17/25
...
Green Aromatic Garrison Liquid Oxygen
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Hyperventilating Trailer Park Pistol
  12/17/25
...
aquamarine philosopher-king
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
massive talking generalized bond factory reset button
  12/17/25
...
cerebral submissive casino athletic conference
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
silver mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
wild area personal credit line
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
trip tan juggernaut crackhouse
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
wild area personal credit line
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
trip tan juggernaut crackhouse
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
wild area personal credit line
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
aqua library knife
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
floppy sienna kitchen
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
silver mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
floppy sienna kitchen
  12/17/25
...
aqua library knife
  12/17/25
I am not!
silver mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
grizzly effete pit marketing idea
  12/17/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: massive talking generalized bond factory reset button

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49494485)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: massive talking generalized bond factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49505202)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Disgusting Azure Idea He Suggested

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49505275)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring dragon

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49505343)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: medicated tanning salon hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517782)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Vigorous Corner Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517972)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: excitant pungent really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519739)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49505358)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: massive talking generalized bond factory reset button

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517781)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517851)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: massive talking generalized bond factory reset button

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518149)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: deranged chrome jewess

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518375)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: massive talking generalized bond factory reset button

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519720)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Mint provocative site

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518382)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: massive talking generalized bond factory reset button

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519713)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Bistre Shaky Tattoo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517877)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Mint provocative site

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518040)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: massive talking generalized bond factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517779)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: medicated tanning salon hominid

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517787)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: floppy sienna kitchen

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517853)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Bistre Shaky Tattoo

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517878)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: medicated tanning salon hominid

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517952)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: floppy sienna kitchen

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518153)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: medicated tanning salon hominid

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518178)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: trip tan juggernaut crackhouse

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518171)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: narrow-minded telephone digit ratio

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517884)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: abnormal church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517908)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Green Aromatic Garrison Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517913)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Trailer Park Pistol

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517966)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: aquamarine philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517971)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: massive talking generalized bond factory reset button

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518132)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: cerebral submissive casino athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518174)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: silver mad-dog skullcap

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49517969)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: wild area personal credit line

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518028)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: trip tan juggernaut crackhouse

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518177)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: wild area personal credit line

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518195)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: trip tan juggernaut crackhouse

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519287)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: wild area personal credit line

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49519289)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: aqua library knife

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518155)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: floppy sienna kitchen

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518163)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: silver mad-dog skullcap

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518180)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: floppy sienna kitchen

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518187)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: aqua library knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518351)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: silver mad-dog skullcap

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518415)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: grizzly effete pit marketing idea

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2)#49518198)